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    Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

    Looking for female partner for copulation. Must be willing to be photographed holding sign stating sexual intercourse has occurred for internet message board posts. Secluded terrain allows for low grade physical contact to take place several kilometers away from any major road or population...
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    Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

    Vaginas look like orifices of a long forgotten elder god. I fear entering one would drive away my very sanity as jack rabbits are driven from the plains. No matter how often I browse the PGT my subconscious is still convinced that the area below a female"s navel is marked "Here Thar Be Dragons"...
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    Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

    I am convinced that threads of this magnitude are the digital equivalent of ancient rituals whose objective were to twist suffering and sacrifice into belief and blood to create a doom rope of psychic potential capable of strangling mortal men us mortal men with its unreality. At any second I...
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    Most memorable comic book moments

    The problem that I have with Avenger Academy and before that The Initiative was that we are being introduced to new, young super powered individuals but one of the reasons we had the House of M is because there were just truckloads of mutants running around with writers introducing more all the...
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    Most memorable comic book moments

    He has the power to inspire great fear, hence his selection for a yellow ring at one point. He resisted, in part due to his brief wielding of a green ring, but I still think it would be damned cool to have had him trucking around with a yellow ring due to the gravity of the situation.
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    Most memorable comic book moments

    The purple rangers converted a red ranger in some fancy rage-removing macguffin chamber so it"s not like their standards were that high to begin with. You could always go with her being capable of great love of her Amazon sisters or something if they really need to make it fit. Unfortunately...
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    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    White knightning has resulted in frosted mini wheats entering my sinus cavity. Thanks for that.
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    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    The only upside to Brooke"s win before is that it will make her defeat nowdevastating.
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    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    Exactly. I"m sure anyone coming here to talk smack "accidentally" checks out nine or ten pages of the PGT before leaving.
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    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    Because our honor demands it.
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    Note Millie

    Yeah, wtf is that. He"ll spew religious crazy one minute and go about playing Satan"s favorite card game the next. He"s pretending to summon DEMONS for Christ"s sake!
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    Note Millie

    I"m glad your tag line stinks. There. I said it.
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    Note Millie

    Regarding the path to zero now that I see it has come up again - When the +internets was added I, like a few others, thought it was really dumb so what I decided to do was give everyone who had a positive score a negative and everyone a negative score a positive. The idea was, obviously, to...
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    Note Millie

    I kept my PMs so here they be - That thread was an abortion too and I still don"t think the people who got banned right after me ever got it lifted. Not long after that I hatched a bright idea to claim that the reason we now had +internets was it was a way of tracking who had multiple accounts...
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    Note Millie

    I am way ahead of you. Ravvenn"s posts, although few, are almost always five star gold.
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    Note Millie

    And there a lot of tards who didn"t. I still feel bad for the three people that got machine gun banned right after I did for disagreeing with her banning me. Mine got lifted once he cooled down but I don"t think anyone else had theirs lifted. Then everything got deleted so who is to say what...
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    Note Millie

    I didn"t explain it well enough. The pics of the dude are from like 2000 while of course the pics of the chick are recent. That thread is, naturally, long gone and likely resulted in a few people getting permanent vacations for pointing out that the woman was indeednotnamed Alyssa Flynn and was...
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    Note Millie

    The pics are a collage of a FoH get together from years back and the chick in the middle is a pic Millie claimed was of her but was debunked. I forgot who she actually is.
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    Note Millie

    I always thought it was pretty ballsy when he"d delete the posts of Sean, Kruegan, and other old FoH people.
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    Note Millie

    Duppin, I"m all for giving people who are shit birds vacations but that was never what Millie was about. You could and still can say some pretty wild shit and stick around forever. Millie only demanded you respect Millie and that didn"t always mean the same thing from day to day. In the end he...
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    Note Millie

    You banned many people on many occasions and deleted many, many posts. You may not remember the time you made me make a public apology but I saw the post you made and immediately deleted because you didn"t think I was going to. Of all the things you"ve done that I may disagree with that post...
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    Most memorable comic book moments

    I am genuinely curious to know what correlation the films have to monthly issue sales. If someone liked the recent movies and wanted to read about Batman any nerd they would ask would probably point them to some of his iconic stories that can be purchased in trade paperback. Running out and...
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    Most memorable comic book moments

    I"m not saying they"ll do it permanently but there are just so many other options available that he can sit on the back burner for a long time. Hell, they could start up a Frank Miller DK Returns universe comic and follow Batman around for the final few years before he decided to retire. They...
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    Most memorable comic book moments

    Was a list of ways to resurrect Batman even necessary? When Marvel decided they had written themselves into a large enough corner (i.e. got lazy) they fucking invoked Mephistopheles to fix up Spider Man so they could get back to telling standard Spidey stories instead of bothering to explore the...
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    Easy Way Steal Pizza

    What happened to you Dr. Funkenstein? You used to be cool.
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    Most memorable comic book moments

    Right now I just don"t know what is going on with the mutant corner of the Marvel Universe. They just seem so fucking fucked all the time.
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    Most memorable comic book moments

    It"s not a great comic.
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    Most memorable comic book moments

    You just start downloading scans every week or so and reading the issues that seem interesting. You"ll catch up.
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    Most memorable comic book moments

    Did a good job of making me stop reading Spider Man. Very memorable.
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    Yahoo live epic fun

    I honestly cannot watch this, it is too much painful. Bonus internets all around though.
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    Yahoo live epic fun

    Tyrant.
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    Does Size Matter

    It"s a grower not a shower.
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    Does Size Matter

    Reminds me of something John Leguisomo said in one of his comedy routines - "I prefer to think of it as your vagina is too big."
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    Why all the nerd rage against Vanguard

    Guys, I heard Lucas is going to make another trilogy! I can"t wait to see the beginnings of Darth Vader and the Old Republic and how everything happened! Same exact kind of nerd hate got thrown at Vanguard.
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    Loot situation POP quit dicking us around

    Reminds me of Beyond Thunderdome. "Listen and member, the story of Furor in the Long Long ago"
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    Reason hate pirates ninjas

    I"m cranking one out right now as I read this post over and over.
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    Reason hate pirates ninjas

    He broke way too easy. Blazenfury still hasn"t going insane despite the constant Dakota remarks.
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    Can Plane Take Off

    I"ll buy another balsa wood rubber band plane, try a string to it, and see if it will fly or crash into the ground. I think I did this like 15 years ago and it still flew, but I can"t remember.