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The real story in the 2nd game is the Lohse quest, way more interesting and better written than the main story mostly.

Surprisingly entertaining. Kind of a big mash up of Watchmen/Dark Knight Returns/Justice Lords? Batman goes too far and forms a planetary army to wipe out the...gays? It's pretty insane. Mega cheesy/low budget-ey in the same kind of way as Kung Fury and Blood Machines etc, but some of the...

Yea it's fuckin wild. It was a couple months ago I was talking to a homie and he mentioned Immortal not being out and I was baffled - I had assumed it already released years ago and no one cared. The fact that it's still just vaporwave says a goddamn lot about the state of Blizzard.

I don't think what's left at Blizzard is capable of making a good game, or any game really. Diablo Immortal was announced like 5 fuckin years ago lmao and they can't even release a bad phone game.

Commons have been wild lately in general. That stupid mini siege rhino vampire in the DnD set was better than almost every rare/mythic lol.

Oh wow we finally broke devoted druid :rolleyes:

Price is gonna kill this thing unfortunately. It'll probably be low 40s MSRP and only be available for 50k due to hype/them not making enough.

Armor is just memes, it's 100% the shield. That particular one has something like 70+ guard boost at full upgrade, which is more than enough to tank most or even all of her anime bullshit, depending on your stamina and if you have the guard talisman on or not. Guard boost scales insanely hard...

Legacy is the only place you could use dark ritual to fuel that combo, and it's woefully underpowered for that format. Vampires is like a C-tier fringe deck in modern though so I'm sure people will at least try cheating him in to play there, but I doubt it's good enough to elevate it beyond...

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If these are available at MSRP I'm pretty likely to ditch my Focus ST for one.

Is this the end of everyones favorite WoW sperg? With as fat as Twitch staff is wouldn't surprise me at all

I'd do haligtree first. Beating the boss of Farum breaks a ton of shit like NPC questlines etc. I'm not entirely sure if it could fuck anything specific to the Haligtree, but given how disruptive it is for the rest of the game I wouldn't wanna risk it.

Check out the big spiked mace, I had a lot of success with that thing as a big STR build. It's a great hammer class I believe, so significantly faster than colossals, but still a bit clunky. The lifesteal on it is top notch though and gets very decent STR scaling with heavy infusion. Can't go...

RE: branches in haligtree, get a greatbow or ballista. The bolts from those have huge knockdown/knockback effects and you can blast every trumpet fag off their branch from a safe distance.

No he means the actual black knife weapon - it's L2 is the blood laser blade attack that Tiche uses. You just kite her forever and spam those L2s at her for Melania specifically.

If you want actual complete brainless "i just want the boss dead" for Melania it's the onenkiller guy ashes and respecing in to big swarm of flies build. The flies nearly stunlock her on their own, and the omenkiller makes up any remaining chance she had of taking actions.

Aging irrelevant movie star "assaults" aging irrelevant host on aging irrelevant fart sniffing exhibition about movies no one has watched. 10,000% staged and I'm cranky how badly this has ruined my morning dump and internet perusing.

Yea I mean it's definitely possible given all the skips and warping and shit the speedrunners have found, I'm just surprised how much of it there actually is. I kinda get it though if you wanna do a run with one of the uber lategame weapons I suppose? Like I kinda feel that draw already trying...

What are the actual level restrictions on summons/invasions? Are there even any? I keep getting sunbro'd in to NG+ runs people are on at level 40ish, and consistently am running in to people using endgame weapons etc during invasions.

Niall's a punk bitch once you figure out you can charm his summons with the bewitching branch lol

The animated movies of this remain the best Batman media to ever exist if you haven't watched them yet.

There any strats to get up to Altus Plateau speedrun style? I wanna go grab some early bell bearings so i can level a few weapon types to try out as I level but can't figure any way up there that isn't iron virgin or the mountain side pass where you fight the magma wyrm.

You have forgotten the face of your father, haven't you

Yea I guess you could walk down there once you have access to the stone table, but then you miss all the sweet lore with Melina hating you and begging you not to do it. It's way cooler to ignite the thing yourself and fix it later.

Killing Maliketh is what triggers the point of no return, not necessarily lighting the giant's forge. Important to note that doing so breaks every NPC quest as well, so finish up everything you care to prior to do that. You can get in to the sewers just fine from the capital of ash, there's a...

I've yet to have a problem with fire giant in any of my runs so far. I sun bro there a lot too cause he's so easy even if the host is a potato.

The best are the scarlet rot dogs with their bugged bite attack that hits like 100 times in half a second and oneshots you.

I mostly don't understand why the upgrade system for "non-magic", or whatever they classify it as, weapons has to be such ass? Needing to find 12 of each level stone to get through that upgrade tier just cockblocks you randomly by 1-2 stones and makes using all those weapons a complete chore.

Yea you can mule items in multiplayer, it's a big part of making twink PVP invaders for the people that don't outright cheat.

Boy going from having never pressed the parry button a single time to starting bandit has been uh, an experience lol.

Yea that answers that then heh. There's a waygate portal stone thing buried in the snowfields that sends you to his area but from the opposite side of it, for use I suppose if you didn't do the invasion quest stuff.

Hrm anyone happen to know if you can get to swarm of flies from the mohg talisman teleport, or do you have to be able to take the portal in the snow fields?

Yea there's a bit of a plateau post-radahn for sure, and then as soon as you progress past the capital it's back to fuckin rape-o-clock

6 is being pretty generous. 4 of them are the same thing with a different color pallet lol. There's 3 if you go by available achievements. But yea I suppose if you have a build in mind with a specific really endgame item then NG+ is really the only play. Like if you wanna do a run with Granseax...

Alright someone lore me, this is the only bit I can't really figure:

And here I am starting run 3. NG+ just doesn't do it for me for some reason. Your character is already complete, so what are you even doing? Justn a boss rush? Meh. Time to see how miserable it is to start bandit and rush DEX/ARC.

Invasion PVP is awful though? Your odds of getting any kind of real/interesting fight are astronomically low. It's just an endless string of people with cheat engine edited characters to have full legendary talismans/+10 weapons at level 50 or oneshotting with spell parry bugs etc. There's just...

Just skipping ash summons in general is enough to turn almost any build in to hardmode heh, at least for a few specific fights depending on what you're doing. Just the AI fuckery that happens with a 2nd target in the arena is such a crutch it almost doesn't matter what the summon actually does...

Yea I started a 2nd playthrough rather that going NG+, but the overworld map OCD just gets to me too badly. I wound up on another like 80 hour playthrough doing every random shitty side tomb and ruins, collecting 50 additional weapons I'd literally never look twice at. I might give NG+ a try...