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Which one of you assclowns actually voted for me? I didn't even vote for myself. Now that I'm out of the race, I'd like to say something to my former opponent. Fuck off, @Brando .

Seriously dude, piss off. I'm not quite old enough to be a Boomer. Parents were boomers, you can lick my sack.

Another thing, I have no idea what worfed or picarded, or half the shit means. I think haram means fat... What the fuck?

And, I'm the best asshat ever.

But, I hope that someone wins.

I won't be voting.

Like all elections, I choose not to participate.

Fuck off, @Brando

@Brando vs @wellijustdontknow, I never had a chance. But I would like to say to my most worthy opponent, Fuck off, Brando.

Fuck off, Brando.

He's a prick.

Fuck all y'all. I don't even want the trophy. I know that I am the biggest asshat ever. Btw, fuck you brando.

Wellijustdontknow

Fuck al y'all motherfuckers! Mt rant was far and away the best motherfucker. You motherfuckers sucking each other's motherfucking cocks, and I ain't even getting my taint stroked. Fuck you, you motherfucking motherfuckers you!

Y'alls some judgy motherfuckers, have you seen the shit on this forum. I make a joke and your panties knot up. Pics or gtfo, too.

I have the weirdest boner!

Tuck that in before you get it caught on a tripwire

Inner labia protruding past outer labia, fucking gross

All y'all bunch a sacks o shit. "I can't bitch on command, my pussy hurts, I broke a nail, my boyfriend's dick taste like shit". What the actual fucking FUCK! I clicked on the thinking that I'd be entertained. The stench of the faggotry clouded my screen. What a pile of no talent ass-clowns...

Oh no, the light. Turn it off, it burns, turn it OFF! Back to the shadows.

Yes, I disfigured it by always pulling to the right. I stand sideways to piss.

Too much bullshit, not enough cock... Sorry for the repost

Left girl = perfect

Ok, but where are the cocks?

What is she...like 50? I bet she is still hot af.

Why not both

This is one of the cutest girls, she is so sexy. I can't stop watching it.

Wrong! Blond with beautiful breasts. Why do you idiots think that big floppy tits equal sexy? Give me a beautiful perky B cup over that any day.

Noticed the blonde first, I'll take a pretty face over nasty milkcow udders any day.

She lost me in the second picture. Tattoos are nasty!

Holy effing sonofbitching hell, what is WRONG with you. Yes, because I would eventually stop being sick and have a half mil in the bank. How did you come up with that question?

Why wouldn't you? I like young looking girls and sucking cock. Does this mean I'm also a weirdo?

PS4 COD WWII I've never gotten into computer games, I don't even have a PC or laptop, anymore. How do you go about investing all the time and money it seemingly takes to get into that lifestyle?

Second period, I guess. What are the classes in WoW?

Well, since that gaming crap makes no sense...I'm going with Northern Lights. Holy fucksticks! And since my previous question got overlooked, I'm asking again. What is your record for times you've jacked off in a single day (waking up to going to sleep day)? And don't bullshit.

I have no idea what that means, but I'm sure that it is something pretty cool to you computer super nerds. What's the most times you've jacked off in one day? And, if applicable, can you jack off at EQ camp?

Women, the useless skin attached to the vagina. I hate dudes, too.

I samy half sister online taking a piss with her pants down. She had a smile/surprised look. I know it was her because I recognized the background. She's 20 years younger than me. She was late teens and hot. I didn't say anything, but I'm glad that I got to see it. Don't judge my choice of...

See 2 previous questions. How do you decide on which side to chew your food?