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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We use lube all the time. After pushing out a few "fuck trophies" (@Phazael) things aren't the same down there
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    With her no, by myself yes
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The best way I can describe what happens to me is the equipment gets sore/tender after the act and takes nearly 24 hours to feel better. I can do a second round, but it's not really that great for me. Before you ask, I've talked to a doctor and it's just a very rare/weird thing that happens to...
  4. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    I actually have the pocket edition on my phone - it was free when I downloaded it. It's ok, it's not very complicated but the graphics are pretty cool for a phone game. I wouldn't pay $15 for it - at that price I'd buy the real game.
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Never been able to get off more than 1 or 2 times max a day and 2 is pushing it
  6. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I don't really have a desire to level all that fast or poopsock or anything. Part of me quitting WoW was I was turning to poopsocking. I would like to get to Stormblood, but I've heard HW is at least decent so I don't mind casually slogging through it. I just didn't want to pick a 'bad' class.
  7. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    WQ rewards seem to ignore loot spec, they can give you a weapon that any of your specs can use.
  8. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I started a beard last november, halfway through trimmed it, now it's growing long again. She says it makes me look pretty manly. I think I read that it makes dude with shitty jawlines look manly so that's probably why. My other manly activities include playing death metal on guitar. That's...
  9. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Maybe if you were married you'd understand
  10. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Thanks. I had a pretty good idea since I have played up.to 35 or something (and played ffxi for years). Not sure if I'll level my warrior to 50 and proceed or level something new. Not sure I want to tank... But maybe....
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's nothing dramatic. One of my kids is having extreme night terrors
  12. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Do you even enjoy the game? Because some of you sure sound like you dont
  13. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Sloot plays Prot paladin main and he's in one of the top world guilds. Don't let what anyone says fool you, they're in a good place. Very under represented
  14. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I know. The whole timing of everything and some events with the kids last night really put me in a shitty mood
  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dude I hate this expansion and I feel like you're one step behind me in that thought I didnt cave to my wife. Just weird timing.
  16. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I found myself doing a lot I didn't enjoy, some of my least favorite features. AP grind - somehow worse than legion WQs - not my thing, but I felt compelled for rep and AP Island expeditions - literally the shittiest feature I've ever seen added to the game. The fact people seem to enjoy them...
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Quit wow today. I'm sure my marriage will see a swift turnaround
  18. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    What really struck me was him saying he only sleeps 5 hours a day and all that shit. That's what everyone here does too, working real jobs. The woe is me attitude is kind of despicable, and that's coming from someone that enjoys watching him. The shit about using pliers to break off a tooth...
  19. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I'm sorry but I have trouble taking a guy that makes upwards of $20k a month serious. Just go to the doctor and the dentist man.
  20. Noodleface

    PlayStation Classic: Sony does what Nintend-also-does

    All you're paying for with these systems is a "raspberry pi running emulators" I put it in quotes because it's not an RPi, but it's the same thing. Just a small computer running emulation. You aren't really paying for any proprietary hardware or code at this point.
  21. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    uhhh what's that green torso with titties...
  22. Noodleface

    Smartphones

    I was using a case. Unfortunately I fell onto my phone.. the case did not survive the 235 pound impact.
  23. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    every character besides my monk is still in the guild
  24. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah I mean, I'm 1/8M and just stating my opinion. I probably would've tried it too. The GM admitted it was his mistake though on his twitter
  25. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I think I bought the ARR MSQ skip awhile back and never really played (my kid was born when stormblood came out.. literally, day of). I've been meaning to get back into this. If one wanted to aim to play endgame as a DPS, what choices are more desired than others? I think I need a break from...
  26. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    They knew before the reset that the nerfs were coming out, they made a bad call
  27. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Been a pretty big supporter of this game for a long time now. Had every intention of keep chugging through mythic, but decided last night I can't do it. Too many shitty decisions by Blizzard. I know I'll return some day.. we all do eventually. I'll probably keep up with the thread. I'm just not...
  28. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I hope in the raid we kill real alliance players and they also get killed irl
  29. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Dang I guessed this shit
  30. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    No benefit and you'd get smacked
  31. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I would guess that as of today they go back to normal raiding and don't extend. Those mythic gear upgrades would go a long way.
  32. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I am a fan of addons/WA so no argument from me really. The way blizzard implemented stagger tracking is dumb. You get a bar that goes to 100% (your health pool) and stops there. Then you have green/yellow/red debuffs letting you know what level stagger you're at. You have to hover that debuff...
  33. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    If you ever wanted to ascend, you could try Big Wigs instead. It's a much smaller footprint, less intrusive.
  34. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The only required addon I can even think of is DBM.. and even then, I guess you could play without it. DBM just makes it easier to figure stuff out. I dont even know anyone that uses a rotation helper.
  35. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I mean the direction the game is headed isn't appealing to me
  36. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I'm edging towards a new game myself I can't keep up with everyone and I also don't like the direction
  37. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Why the fuck doesn't he finish his drinks
  38. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The problem is If you're in a mythic guild what benefit do you have bringing a prot warrior over any other tank? I can't think of a single one (I know there are prot mains here, don't shoot me)
  39. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The cost to upgrade degrades 30% each week