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Is there an opposite to Butterface? I was all 'wow' and then scrolled further and got a facefull of clowntits.

I used to have an ex-WW2 BMW motorcycle just like that one - even still had the mounts for the sidecar, and when we started to strip the tins for painting, we found some of the original sand paint from it's time in North Africa. To be fair though, by the time it got to me it was more like the...

Awww, that's cute. Come to Australia. Town not far from me called Watanobbi has been consistently voted the funniest name.

Speaking of golden globes.

The Crocodile at a park up the road from me had a few teeth removed yesterday - thought some of you yanks might like to see what one of our little reptiles looks like.... By the way, 4.75m is 15 & 1/2 feet.... Capturing Australia's Crankiest Crocodile for Teeth Extraction! | Elvis the...

Fail - no Vegemite

Whatever makes my willy happy man, whatever . .

I"ll save you the effort Riley Guava (@rileyguava) • Instagram photos and videos Also - UNF . . . as in the noise I made when her face appeared....

Bjork is absolutely fine.... Still would....

I hope to hell you Yanks voted . . . whichever way, and whoever for - BE FUCKING HEARD.

She still looks spectacular for 70 fucking years old ...

The things we hate most though? Cockroaches . . . Easters NSW is basically alive with them . .and they aren't your cute little American or European ones . . these cunts can get as big as your hand. Walk any Sydney street at night to be greeted with these bastards boldly wandering around, not...

I live here in OZ, NSW Central Coast to be vaguely exact..... We have the sorts of spiders here that will kill you in 15 minutes..... Female Sydney Funnel Web if you care .... but not a SINGLE PERSON HAS DIED SINCE 1980. A local to me, Eric Worrell, started 'milking' spiders at his tourist...

Gillian Barnes . . . Yes please.

I rejected the premise when it made me choose between Natalie and Linda . . .

Stupid double post.

Goddamn i could go some Tenshin Ramen right now . . .

We don't even have Vauxhall here in Oz. Anyway, it's a Volkswagen Golf . . .

You really can fit a metric fuckton into these little things. Mine is an '08 Mk5, last of the Mk5s apart from some minor mods (About 300hp - intake, exhaust, injectors, boost, tune) it's as it left the factory - never even changed the wheels.

I managed to fit a 1.9m tall cupboard into my Golf GTI 2-Door, with the boot (Trunk?) closed and drive it over 2 hours home. it was a little squishy in there . . . .

Oddly, as an Aussie, this was one of the only companies I didnt have trouble signing up for - none of the others would accept my International Mastercard / Visa or PayPal..... We wanted to go with Mint, but . . . . they wouldnt take my money - weird way to do business, and almost ZERO way to...

What the fuck is a "Transplant Neighbour"? These are real Neighbours.....

something, something, spooning, something....

Damn....... Also, if you are looking for moar... Brazil - Cosplay -        - Me1adinha | SimpCity Forums

There is only one IRL Lola, and it's Natalie Fucking Dormer . . . . .

I mean, HRH was a trained mechanic - it's just odd to be checking Nick Mason's Ferrari 250 oil ..... Guess she was sick of him banging on about Dark Side or something.

...and yet your country is weird, man . . . (Yes, I know its Air Rifle stuff . . . but still.....fucking weird)

I have literally no idea what you are trying to convey here . . . .

Yeah, i'd still put it in her.

We believe that King Charles III will hold the role for a few weeks - to ensure smooth transition, and then abdicate and hand over to his eldest son, William. Who will most likely take the title 'King William V' I for one welcome our Lizard overlords, but today starts the journey to an...

When I started at Primary school (Elementary?) , we had a pic of Queen Elizabeth II in the corner of every classroom, on the wall. Each morning, when the bell rang, our combined k/1/2/3 class would shuffle into the room, go to our desks (about 18-19 of us) and the teacher would put the...