Search results

  1. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Except every single thing she's done so far has made it even worse. Even Bobby "I eat puppies" Kotick's statement was more humane than hers, and contradicted hers at every turn. She's the goddamn president of the women's rights association of ABK.
  2. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Whoever suggested hiring her in March 21 to preemptively solve the coming crisis is probably not looking at a raise any time soon.
  3. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The irony that her NPC has a mining pick is not lost on me. Gold digger indeed.
  4. Runnen

    Everquest Confessions

    I have a fear of heights that can get pretty intense, even in video games if I'm in first person especially. So one time my guild is doing a raid in The Deep and we're at that part where you have to cross the thin invisible bridge across the chasm to get to the Thought Horror Overfiend area...
  5. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I'm onboard, the ex-EQ devs let themselves get poached for WoW Classic so they could destroy Blizzard from the inside. Any day now Blizzard HQ is going to blow up while LGBTQWTF+ crowds picket on the parking lot, and Holly Windstalker will sommersault out of the exploding window, perform a...
  6. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    After watching that video, we can at least be sure he keeps his hands to himself. Most likely several times a day.
  7. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Kate's going to resurface 15 years later to let the world know how she was harassed by FoH forum members on WoW when they found out she played a tauren of all things. Trouble is afoot.
  8. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Wait until some pseudo-journalist digs too deeply and too greedily and finds out about aychamo and the FoH porn film. Ancient evils are about to be awakened.
  9. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Female youtubers / streamers checking their free Blizzard gifts or press kits for hidden cameras.
  10. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I mean, technically, having your dick inside fangirls is a way to be "connected to your community."
  11. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Imagine Kirun being the pride of your family.
  12. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The 3D artists who #walkedout will be in charge of designing the poop piles for 10.0 poop quests.
  13. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Bets on how long until we see the photoshop of Furor fucking a car's exhaust pipe on Kotaku as proof of his perverted lifestyle?
  14. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    We're trying to bury the rape train posts under a bunch of union pages so it's harder for Kotaku to reach the juicy bits when they explore FoH for their next piece.
  15. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Meanwhile I'm like who the fuck reads these forums with a white background? You fucking weirdo.
  16. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Maybe Furor was drunk and thought he was with hot chicks on this picture... He was gonna marry them all.
  17. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Normal women, absolutely. The ones working at Blizzard are artsy-fartsy tech geeky strong-and-independent-but-carrying-daddy-issues snowflakes. The men working there aren't like most normal men in the workplace, what makes you think the women are normal? We're witnessing a bunch of...
  18. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    What I don't really get is why they were harassing the women working there.. have you seen the women working there? I can understand bringing in hot fangirls at conventions, but most of the women I've seen in Blizzard interviews or insider documentaries look like blue-haired hogs. Is there...
  19. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I'm not so sure. Jeff doesn't really strike me as the same kind of drunk ass party dude but I guess you never really know, but there are other signs.. he posted a long sad message about his departure, while Alex basically silently disappeared. Also, most of the people involved in the mess so far...
  20. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Next cinematic will reveal he lost his forearm when he attempted to finger Zarya at an Overwatch Holiday Party while drunk.
  21. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    If Blizzard wants to turn things around -somewhat-, the next expansion better make Legion look like a cheap whore. I mean they need to go back on all the things they've been promising for years or decades and just DO IT. Poach everything from other games that works and makes people want to go...
  22. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    You think that cinematic was bad story-wise? You should see the one that came out only just today..
  23. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    While I agree some youtubers/streamers/influencers think way too highly of themselves and how much anyone gives a shit about what they think, it's undeniable that some of them leaving WoW / going into another game IS having a major impact. Especially since Blizzard basically cut all...
  24. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Right but that's when you're trying to infiltrate their civilization to destroy it, not infiltrate Blue-Hair Vaxx's pants. Pretty sure that's go straight to jail, do not pass go, and don't collect your 72 virgins.
  25. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    It is known.
  26. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Note that Kevin Spacey's second defense worked great, everyone that was sueing him is dead.
  27. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I know you're jesting, but it's probably kind of hard to pull the devout muslim card when half of your 9500 employee company has seen you shitfaced at multiple events I guess.
  28. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    There's probably a correlation between them being man-children working in the gaming industry and this irresponsible behavior. It's almost as if when you take incel nerds and put them to work in a place because they're so imaginative and creative compared to the Chads and Working Joes, and then...
  29. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Did Furor get burned by Ravenn so much that he made it his quest in life to fuck everything that's not blonde? Including Brad?
  30. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    While you're technically correct, I've seen many people utterly dismiss the Maw as a playable zone, mostly because it's like you took the map of Dread Wastes and threw caltrops, pitfalls and diarrhea all over it. At least in 9.1 it's barely tolerable now that you can ride freely through it and...
  31. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Those aren't mutually exclusive, what about our racists who post nudes!
  32. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Not to feed the conspiracy theory here, but it is amusing that right on the heels of Activision-Blizzard's reaction of mostly "It's all fake and distorted information, we didn't do it", the previous leaders whom a lot of people feel didn't leave on the best of terms came to shit on that with...
  33. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    None of the Furor/Foror/Fras Siabi/Afrasiabi references have been removed -yet- but it's only a matter of days I'd guess. There's been Horde players going into Stormwind City to attack and kill Field Marshal Afrasiabi, and people have noticed the NPC itself is phasing it and out of the game...
  34. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I mean, it could be the most meta expansion ever. The villain is someone who was put in charge (Jailer/Brack) of terrible people (the Maw souls/Blizzard Cosbies) by the brethren whom he feels abandoned him (the Eternals / Morhaine/Metzen/Pardo) because he was wholly unqualified for the job...
  35. Runnen

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Furor was so angry with EQ devs he buttfucked the first Brad he ran into.
  36. Runnen

    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (2021)

    I agree in the overall prequel trilogy his character is a huge waste, but if you put yourself back into the mindset of the Phantom Menace trailers or even just that movie alone before he dies, he was interesting in that he was basically Vader's opposite.. Vader is an awesome villain but he does...
  37. Runnen

    Loki

    All the watermelons were wiped out in the multiversal war.
  38. Runnen

    Loki

    It's the same actor for Kang in Ant-Man 3. I'm confident he can pull off badass, he was just acting silly and quirky and that fits the character because he is clearly a bit nuts from all this knowledge and his near-eternal life alone, but I'm sure he can look menacing when he's more serious...
  39. Runnen

    Black Widow (2020)

    Except her nose apparently.
  40. Runnen

    Black Widow (2020)

    You need some low-power characters in the ensemble, otherwise the stakes just get stupid. If you want to watch indestructible people punch each other through buildings and mountains, DBZ is awesome for that (and even there they keep some low-power characters around for that very reason). But...