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  1. Dalien

    Welcome to Jooka's 2nd annual* PS4 Giveaway!

    I think that was the most amazing FoH erotic fan fic ever posted around these parts. I'd like to nominate this thread as a strong HoF candidate.
  2. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    The new Lite mode is definitely a noticeable improvement but yeah the engine is still dogshit. Also, my PS4Pro sounds like a goddamn jet engine while I'm running it. Usually I'd be cracking my system open to check for dust when it sounds like this, but this one is only 3 months old so I'm...
  3. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    For levels 99-120 the grind is real. I put a Moogle Charm on each guy, ate the 100% exp food and used the 99 Rare Coins I had saved to craft Expericasts. Ended up with around 5mil exp banked, went and slept in Altissa for the 3x bonus and it only took me to 111. For reference 1-99 takes about...
  4. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    1.05 patch is up now (two days early?). Glad I finished the carnival shit today. Version 1.05 - PlayStation 4® Pro console Lite Mode compatibility with a maximum of 60FPS - New Timed Quests (limited-time hunts and contests) - Higher level cap (up to 120) - Increased camera roll capacity (store...
  5. Dalien

    Poll khalid approval rating

    So how much did you win in the Powerball jackpot?
  6. Dalien

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Yeah, I can almost get behind sister fucking if she's Lena Headey. But not if she is this Play-Doh derpface
  7. Dalien

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Yeah but why in the world would you want to rail that abomination?
  8. Dalien

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Speaking of bank shit, I wanted to buy some shit on PSN yesterday but I don't want to give them my card # because they'll probably just get hacked again. I stopped by a store hoping to get a PSN prepaid card but they didn't have them so I got a $50 prepaid Visa card instead to use. Turns out...
  9. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Make sure you eat both of the dishes at the cafe there to learn the recipies. The fishing dish in particular makes the fishing sidequests (in the main game) much easier. If you're a completionist and want to unlock all the paint colors for the car it's easier to buy them from the carnival...
  10. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Yeah right. He threw his kid under the bus the next day because people were calling him out for being the super homer that he is. I bet if it was the Pats up 28-3 he would have told his kid to be BAHSTON STRONG and stayed.
  11. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Look at this #1 Patriots Super Fan leaving the game early
  12. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    FF15 dev interview translated (source): Wasn't included in this translation but Episode Prompto is coming out in like June. DLC trailer:
  13. Dalien

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Two guilds at 8/10 right now and 19 (including Method) at 7/10 all day. The socks are getting filled with poop.
  14. Dalien

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Hehe. I give no shits about the race but I am enjoying the drama. Apparently some alt from Method tricked a Serenity guy into inviting them into their group, and then hijacked their lockout for a few hours so they couldn't progress. WoW griefer kicked from top-ranked guild after sabotaging...
  15. Dalien

    Poll khalid approval rating

    I'm sorry but he will have to settle for #2. Number one will always belong to this guy:
  16. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    For what it's worth I made 50x of Flare/Freeze/Electon from Zu Beaks for Costlemark Menace and it turned out to be way overkill. After the horror stories I read about the place it turned out being way easier than I expected. Used maybe 20 of each magic to blast through the place and didn't...
  17. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Jesus can we just kneel out the rest of the game
  18. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Right, that's your bet. He's asking what happens if Uber loses both bets (a few pages back he bet someone else on the outcome of the game, avatar till Super Bowl). Not likely to happen but I guess he'd wear each avatar for two weeks then.
  19. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Matty Ice is making the Packers D look like hot garbage so far
  20. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Crippled Jordy doing work
  21. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Probably will be. The question is, there anything useful from it? I did notice at 0:40 there's a meal to reduce fishing line damage by 25%, wish I had that shit when I was doing the quests for the rod and infinite lure.
  22. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Oh also, the carnival opens on Tuesday. It will be open from Jan. 24th through Feb. 19th.
  23. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Finished the secret puzzle dungeon (Pitioss) last night and seriously fuck that place. The design of the place is amazing and probably the most creative dungeon they have other created. The problem is that the FF15 engine sucks balls for any kind of precise platforming. You want to move an...
  24. Dalien

    I am now officially accepting Christmas presents

    Laid off? They are never going to lay you off. They are going to exploit your feels and cheap ass labor for as long as you let them get away with it. If you really want to test them, give them your two week notice. Or at least call in sick for a few days and see if they're like "oh shit...
  25. Dalien

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Is it time to repost this? Yes, I believe it is. ex-Vanguard employee interviewed by f13.net:
  26. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    What the fuck Kelce you fucking retard
  27. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Andy Reid, that's how.
  28. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    I like how Phil Simms talks about an 18 point lead being a "3 score game". No Phil, that's 6 field goals.
  29. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    lol Michael Floyd
  30. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    I wonder if the Texans will even get 100 yards this game
  31. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    So instead of losing with some dignity the Seahawks are gonna be little bitches on the final kneeldowns.
  32. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Yep stick a fork in it. I BET COBB WASN'T OUT PARTYING THIS WEEK
  33. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    we got a game boys
  34. Dalien

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    With all the drops this game we're gonna be hearing about that fucking boat party forever if the Giants lose.
  35. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    I don't disagree, the story is actually pretty good the problem is it's not in the actual game. Instead you have to go find complied posts on Reddit from the strategy guide, 4chan leaks, and people who found notes/radios all over the game to make sense of it all.
  36. Dalien

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Just finished it last night myself and was thinking the same thing. Most of CH13 felt like playing a shitty version of Arkham Asylum. Warped back to Lucis and I'm just gonna pretend the second half of the game never happened. Fuck the wedding, fuck being king, fuck all that, from now on this...
  37. Dalien

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    What the fuck, why is the walkie talkie thing even a rule? So they're allowed to use radio headsets but when those aren't working OH MY GOD THEY USED WALKIE-TALKIES and they're fined 150k and get their draft picks fucked. wat
  38. Dalien

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Body cam footage of Michael Floyd's DUI arrest released. Dudes fucking hammered and non-compliant. NFL is going to suspend the fuck out of him after watching this so any team that signs him next year won't get to use him for X number of games. edit: also forgot to add he doubly fucked himself...
  39. Dalien

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I hope the Cardinals draft someone who can make field goals and extra points. So far this year Chandler Catanzaro has missed: -Game winning FG vs. Patriots -Game winning FG vs. Seahawks -2 missed PATs and 1 FG vs. Dolphins (we lost by 3) -Missed PAT and missed FG so far today vs. Saints