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Okay Triss is fucking fugly. Her not being a redhead is whatever, but why does she look like that crazy bitch that was trans-black or whatever.

First episode was great. Score is spot on, much of it just lifted from the Witcher 3. Swordplay is crazy good for a TV show. Penis armor looks fine in motion from what you got if it in the battles. Themes are all on point with humans being the real monsters and such. Sorcerers are crafty...

I hadn't realized how much I hated picking all that stupid organ shit up until they removed it. League 10x better now.

You wouldn't pay the amount they charge for it. They've got that shit down to some kind of Machiavellia-science. You can get a pet for 10$! But the pet only picks up transmutations! But you can upgrade it to pick up alchs as well for 10$! You can get a second pet, but he's a rare drop out of a...

I haven't played since they changed mana leech so I dunno if I'm gonna need to incorporate a mana flask or not this league which may complicate things, but yea it's all just nonsense. Flasks are such a huge part of your character and keeping them up is basically mandatory for endgame content...

Yea if you're not macroing your flasks you're just ruining your fingers/wrists for no reason.

Yea I'm not sure i understand wtf the point his emergency beacon was. What if he got left on the ship? Do the X-wings just come destroy the fuckin prison barge then?

yea 20k queue only took ~10 minutes, im in

RIP 20k in queue

Where the fuck is my login queue

Yea I haven't played since all these poison changes, looks like you don't even bother with the flat cold Hirri's builds or dex stacking anymore? Just rock out with poison? If it's anything like it used to be it worked so well on garbo gear that it shouldn't matter too much how popular it is.

Hmm Raider actually looks sorta decent now? May just start scourge arrow again with it unless I've missed a change someplace and it doesn't scale as well as it used to.

Dude I've got tickets to see them in January, I can't fucking wait.

My body is fucking ready. If you haven't played the first game it's like 10$ all over the place and one of the best original titles in years.

There is precisely 0 chance this game is anything but hot trash. WOTC has consistently over-estimated how much "draw" their lore and characters have, and seem to try venturing out in to some kind of crap like this every few years or so, be it comics/books/shows/whatever.

RIP, back to square one then

Is occultist still dumpster tier? I may just do my usual cold snap + vortex starter thing if they've undone even like half the nerfs occultist took.

So I haven't played in a few leagues, what's the big rework for this one so I can avoid that gear?

My heart of hearts believes she's just a master level troll gaming the system to see how much shit she can say before she gets banned.

Sir this is a Wendy's

They just need to bite the bullet and scrap/rebuild the entire weapon damage/heat/armor model. It doesn't work in FPS where you can precision aim and core out any mech with a few large lasers in a weapon group. The entire system was built for random damage application via D6 rolls and needs to...

Wait, are you actually one of those Rudy fags that is "holding" sealed product? Jeeeeeeesus christ.

I'm surprised they care enough to bother. Maybe they just email Rich Shay like once a quarter and do whatever he says.

Oko is out of Fry range the turn you play him. Someone deserves to be fired over exclusively that interaction.

Gameplay trailer is pretty obviously hacked together from whatever they had even close to working just to distract people from the Hong Kong shit and the stale semen taste in everyones mouth from the Immortal announcement. I wouldn't expect this any sooner than Q4 2021, and for it to look...

It's better today, but matchmaking for customs is still kinda fucked. They made lab keycards therapist level 4 and cost 200k, but the damage is already done. It's like old MMO expansions all over again, exploit early exploit often! Thankfully not THAT many people were able to get a lab farm...

Mixer could drink Twitch's entire milkshake if they'd sack up and push a marketing campaign about gaming for "gamers" and how thottery will not be tolerated. Make use Joker some and talk about how their society will be better.

They can't ban Oko. Kicking a $50+ walker out of standard, much less the poster child of the entire set, is just not an option. Maybe in 6 months when two more sets are out he'll stop mattering as much and they can potentially think about banning him if it's still a problem, but we're in for a...

Y'all are seriously under-estimating how fast this format will be. Casting Emrakul is generally going to be a pipe dream. Atarka red will kill you 100% by turn 5 at the latest, Saheeli can combo you, Jeskai Ascendancy can do the same. I'm sure there's some Kethis nonsense that can as well. This...

No way in the world dig/cruise survive their first banlist update. Felidar guardian probably also will go. I doubt marvel is good enough in the face of 3 mana teferi and thoughtseize being legal? There's just a ton of ways to hate it out and it requires you play a bunch of trash cards to...

Can't wait to play against jeskai saheeli that casts dig through time in pioneer.

You were a knob if you were playing demolish in that deck lol. Stone rain/boomering/eye of nowhere was plenty. You MAYBE played a couple annex at best in the 4 slot. That entire magnivore deck eventually got replaced by owling mine and wildfire tron/eminent domain decks though.

At least Drown in the Loch is probably better than counterspell for modern. But yea I don't get it either. They seem to be dead set on their plan of just constantly ramping up creature power while spells stagnate/get worse, so here we are.

They'll ban field if they ban anything. The only reason hard control can't keep the ramp decks in check right now is because they can't interact with field of the dead in any real way. If you remove the land-based win condition from ramp it'll go right back to losing to counterspells like it...

It'll need to be a pretty miserable pro tour for them to even ban Field. They moved the date up to give themselves an out, but I'm sure it's absolutely the last thing they want to do. That would be a level of standard bans unseen since the Urza era, and people aren't gonna keep putting up with...

This is out for ~20$. It's exactly what it looks like, Contra: Metalocalypse edition. And it's glorious.

Pre-wipe event is live with raiders on spawning on every map, so .12 is probably next week-ish? Factory is a fucking holocaust with all the raiders lol.

That's because Emma Stone is like the fucking pinnacle of trashy hot. Even people not from Indiana would commit murders for her.

Hydroid Krasis ruined standard, fite me.

I mean, he's basically a pro wrestler already, just minus any physical ability I assume.