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  1. Varia Vespasa

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    REBELLION!!! GET HER!!!!! :P
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I dont. He's been posting pretty good pics. Yer missing out.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I can top that- way back when I drove down to the San Diego from Vancouver with somewhat old tires. Figured they had enough left in them for the trip. Lost one before we got to the border. Replaced it with my spare, but didnt want to make the whole drive without a spare so when we stopped for...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    There is, as usual, a whole pile of videos on the subject on Youtube. Just search for medieval lathe, and add bowl on the end or whatever if you want to focus on a specific item. Also, if youre interested in basic tech from zero kinda stuff then I feel its time to re-post this guy-
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    The Aristocrats?...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Never let it be said I'm not willing to meet you halfway...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Whats the problem? I think that prolapse cake turned out great! (No pic, because I'm pretty sure none of you want me to post a pic of an actual prolapse.... :P )
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    You can even use that to tell the time!
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That was not the camel toe I was hoping for...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Apart from not being dead, you mean? She's not doing badly, for 83.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I dunno, I woulda eaten that first one and then lied about how I caught it later in the bar. That looks like good eatin'!
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Tell him its Shitposting SATURDAY, not Shitposting Sunday... :P
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Take it off, eh?
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    Shia LaBeouf protest of Trump

    Another sign is blurred out now- what did it say?
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    Fallout 76

    I'm blindly lashing out, dont harsh my creativity, cis-shitlord! Now give me that sippy-cup! :P
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    Fallout 76

    Apparently Gavinmad is a young whippersnapper to not recognize Fancy the bard. Someone get him a high-chair and a sippy cup! :P
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    Battletech

    I'm inclined to agree- especially if youre going short range you'll be eating a lot of fire, and not being knocked over and called-shotted into the floor is more important than a couple of lasers you barely have room for if youre packing twin AC20's anyway.
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    Battletech

    I find you can pull a couple of the double heatsinks on the atlas 2 to use elsewhere and free up space for gyros etc, at least with my setup
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    Battletech

    Sludig- well for sandbox play after the storyline you'll have an Atlas 2 which can run 2 AC10s' and 2 LRM 20s, so maybe 3 crabs and that?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Apparently what you should do, from an actual scientific paper, is to "just lie down and start screaming". Absurd Creature of the Week: If This Wasp Stings You, 'Just Lie Down and Start Screaming'
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    Battletech

    Got a stalker finally, tried a missile boat build, didnt really work for me I think. Not comfortable with the lack of armor getting more than LRM60 on it entails. Always want to be able to take a few hits in case of surprises.
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    Fallout 76

    Lord knows its what my friend does in his game. Then he bugs me to come watch his game so he can show it off on a 10 second delay. :P
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Picture of would-be Amazon Princess Miss Euphoria Groats moments before she was failed out of archery class and told to never come back. :p
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    Battletech

    You know, I have been totally ignoring Stalkers having never been impressed by them, to the point I have a grand total of 1 Stalker part in storage. I'll see about actually completing one to see if it makes a better missile boat than my current Highlander LRM60, or if I think theres too much...
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    Battletech

    I run around in the Grasshopper, helps insure against accidents if I totally fuck up. The Highlander missile boat should have a Comm ++ in the head, just havent transferred it from my old Orion missile boat yet.
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    Battletech

    Goishen- The ammo dump one is one of the earlier story missions. The one people multi-failed is a late story mission about relieving a famine. (ok, people failed the ammo dump one some too, but not as much). Assaulting up the mountain was the second-last story mission to take down the guns...
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    Battletech

    I'd say the 6 MGs are better due to heat issues. The grasshopper runs pretty hot, and 3 more small lasers adding heat I think will push it over the edge, especially in warm biomes. Even with all MGs I'm giving serious consideration to stealing a double heatsink from my highlander for it.
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    Battletech

    Just one ton. Thats 6 full volleys and most of a 7th, which what with one thing and another is generally all you will get the chance to use. I've only ever run out of MG ammo maybe twice, and if you do manage to run out the enemy team as a whole is so trashed by that point that you can just...
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    Battletech

    It is indeed a 10 ton supersquishy precisely so a fast light mech can kill it. I used my highlander to deal with the 2 apcs coming around the dropship with only 2 turns to get to cap, my grasshopper assassin sprinted up the hill and jumped over the wall to take the barracks apc, my...
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    Totalbiscuit has passed away

    Yah, thats how I got me a hemorrhoid, too much wiping to get the last bit of brown out of the crinkles of my ass. Been on bidets and doing my daily dump before my morning shower for years now to stop that. Isnt blood in the stool usually black though, rather than red?
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    Battlefield V

    It helped that the japanese carriers just werent as good as the US carriers or even the brit carriers. The US had far better damage control, and the brits had decent damage control and armored flightdecks which were so effective the US adopted them. " The USN liaison officer on HMS...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I dont think that wire is going to be strong enough to keep me out...
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    Battletech

    Yeah, he did a normal playthrough for 24 episodes but found it too easy and the difficulty rating way too variable for his enjoyment, so he's starting this with lights only for the challenge.
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    Battletech

    Yah, the Banshee is not a good time. The reason is that (True to the original game) the engine required to give that thing the extra speed it has is fucking huge at that mech weight, and leaves a lot less space for weapons and armor than a slower mech of the same weight, and theres no mechanic...
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    Battletech

    Is there anywhere to get clan heat sinks besides off the highlander?
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    Battletech

    Its why I use an LRM5 on my scout- the finishing touch on whatever the LRM boat hit, if nobody else can do it for whatever reason.
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    Battletech

    Well the missile slot on a grasshopper is head only so only an LRM 5 or SRM2/4 will fit I think, and only if you dont want a cockpit
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    Battletech

    My grasshopper scout is designated as a scout mainly by virtue of the pilot having sensor lock and having decent speed and jump. Weapon-wise it runs a PPC and LRM5 for range, 2 medium lasers and 6 machineguns for the up close and personal touch. I scout to locate the enemy and sensor lock...
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    Battletech

    Well sensor locking for using my LRMS to pick off turrets from out of range and smash down things I dont wanna get close to for whatever reason is sort of the point. Earlier days I didnt want to let a hunchback get a shot off at me, nowadays I dont wanna talk to demolishers or give shreks a...
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    Battletech

    With a bit of careful pillaging and lucky spawns (2 orions in my last mission) and doing the star league castle finally, my lance has moved up to a Grasshopper melee critter for me, the highlander for my 2cnd tank, an orion for my missile boat, and a second grasshopper for my scout. Life is...