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RLM is the best, man.

As someone who owns a XB1X and a high-end gaming PC, there is literally no reason to own the Xbox. Ok, I do watch 4k Blurays on it.

The fucked up part, in my opinion, is that they still left in the friends/family shit and let Dan's 13 year old kid go on TV all the while knowing that Dan was going to be removed from the show and his reputation ruined(true or not)/.

Look, man. I know we shouldn't just "Believe all women!", but you're going whole-hog on Dan did nothing. It's ok to not believe all women and also think Dan is a creep.

Dan was caught raping an island goat, off camera.

There's one in there somewhere!

Not too bad.

No need to brag, man.

Just the mention of her name got you to come out of your self-imposed-exile! PERVERT CONFIRMED! Welcome back.

Those character intros were really well done. I went from "fuck this", to "slightly interested" to "looking forward to this" in the span of like one month.

Please stand still. I still need 14 precision hand cannon kills!

They(Amazon) put out the trailer, though...then removed it.

I'd like to buy a LLR fleshlight.

Yeah, my opinion is we got some stupid editing and something happened to make Dean do that.

I dunno. I've masturbated to several of my female friends and every single one moved out of the way before I could finish.

They'll get coal and they'll like it!

Ah well. I just couldn't motivate myself to run more Iron Banner on Monday.

Let me consider it...

I still have a ton of old quests to do, so that's keeping me playing, but I basically did nothing for this seasons's stuff. I think I did Vex Invasion twice. I don't raid, so getting pinnacle gear is few and far between.

Do normal Crucible kills count for Iron Banner bounties? I still have 1 bounty left(with about 23 hours on it) for a piece of Pinnacle gear, but IB is over. It's at 97% done(the killshot one).

It's never hate from me! I admire your success!

Back off. @Coleslaw is my bitch.

I take great pride in making sure what I do here doesn't' matter!

I'm jealous.

Aladain is a furry, so cheating slot apps is likely pretty low on the list of weird hobbies he has.

I used to be annoyed that my wife had us do Christmas eve at her parents. They are Filipino and they basically do everything on Christmas eve. Party, dinner, gifts, etc. By the time actual Christmas morning rolls around, the kids sleep in until like 10am. I wanted them to have the same memories...

I've never had a turkey where I thought it was better than a chicken. It's a bigger, harder to cook/handle, less tasty chicken.

Baby Yoda starts breeding with the villagers, creating long-living, big-eared, half-breed freaks. This way he has someone to hang out when all the normies die off. He's 50, so no age of consent issues.

I live in a suburb of Ft Lauderdale that's just under 100,000 people. That said, my county is pretty large at just under 2 million people. I voted 'small city'.

Latina women are nuts. They will stab your ass and cut your dick off. Steer clear.

Weird, that's why I like him.

So did lindz's marriage end? Did I miss some update?

I love Noodle, but he did get a bit too cyber-horny when lindz posted.

I just feel like we should've been on the short-list for dibs.

Holy fuck. How much more awesome is this than the gay-ass "we had a picnic together" tradition?! Turkey-muchin' Rape-An-Indian Day!

Fuck every last one of you. Salute!

I hate south Florida. It's full of the worst people in the world. That said, if you like hot women, the beach scene, drugs and partying, then there is a lot to enjoy here. Younger me loved it here. 43 year old, father of two me...hates it. It's very expensive to raise a family in a decent area...