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  1. stupidmonkey

    i got some bad news guys

    I feel as though this could have been a segment in Silicon Valley with the tough question.
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    Fancy cars

    For real. Don't do it like others have said. I did that with an audi and jag when I was younger. Got lucky on the jag but the audi nickel and dimed me to death. If you can't afford it new at $600+ a month then you won't be able to afford it used at $250+ a month and the $1000 every other...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And we at rerolled love to hear the stories that come along with it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have seen many profiles, not just on tinder, that state I will not date anyone shorter than 6' 4" so don't bother messaging me. Most women who say this are around 5'6". You have basically just limited yourself to like .5% of the population so good luck with all of that but this is the mindset...
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    Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

    Blocked by HBO
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Makes me chuckle every time I read it.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    This guy....
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh god. My filipina ex just did this I feel sorry for the poor bastard. You're not in AZ I hope.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You can't just tell something like that and run off not to tell the rest.
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    Southpaw

    Kurt Sutter??? Is there going to be a Montage featuring Katey Sagal on vocals?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What the fuck is this shit. Onoes get in here.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sound logic me thinks.
  13. stupidmonkey

    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    fry.jpeg :umm:
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is Shelly our Godwin's law?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I live in AZ and have bushes. They have not been shit in yet though. To the point this sounds like an issue with the drinking. It's one thing to have a beer or two and it's another to have to go out seeking it because of a shitty situation or issue. I've dealt with addicts in multiple facets...
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I bought one of these a year and a half ago for my Step-Mom for Christmas. Worked great until a few months ago and the filter water thing went out on it. She still uses it with just the light and watering and it does fine.
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    Blood Bowl 2

    Blood Bowl 2
  18. stupidmonkey

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

  19. stupidmonkey

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Also came into this thread for passed/pissed on girls and got pissed off girl instead. I feel as though it's somewhat the right track.
  20. stupidmonkey

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    This is one handsome motherfucker and it knows it.
  21. stupidmonkey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Onoes - Keep on keepin on. Also bros, the two 19 year olds are keen on meeting each other. Please state all possible scenarios of pros and cons i.e. they both shit in my bushes in the end. Thanks, Monkey
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I believe there's a joke about job security in there somewhere.
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    Career advice needed

    Definitely necessary.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bros I've got two 19 year olds, a 22 year old, and a 23 year old all wanting to call me daddy. Which do I pick? They are all bi, chance for a five-some?
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    Standing Desk

    I Switched to a Standing Desk, So Now You Should, Too - The New Yorker
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Speaking of which, where has ol Julian been?
  27. stupidmonkey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd wrap a coat hanger and give it to them.
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    Manila Philippines

    Bar girls, bring the wife... fun for the whole family.
  29. stupidmonkey

    Bisi AMA!

    Bisi, I feel slighted that you did not respond to my message and did not show your junk. How does this make you feel?
  30. stupidmonkey

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    Awaiting Cam's penis, a shelly pic to make us all go under 1" stat, and Fedor with Tranny pics making us all feel small.
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    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    This thread is going places. I guess I'm an A+.
  32. stupidmonkey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yes, yes they are. I am sure that at least one of them I have dated is reading this right now. HI!!!!!!!
  33. stupidmonkey

    Bisi AMA!

    Bisi show me the junk.
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    Manila Philippines

    This is correct. I did it and would not recommend. You can visit some the megamall they have just for the ridiculous size. SM Megamall - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Rizal Park Bunch of different churches and stuff if your into the architecture aspect e.g. Intramuros Have a...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Goddammit.
  36. stupidmonkey

    Bisi AMA!

    Ask me Anything.
  37. stupidmonkey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I am interested to know as well. If so we will be getting stories soon enough.
  38. stupidmonkey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Depends on where he is in Cali but the offer still stands. I'd at least let fuckface know why it was coming and all. I'd give him that much.
  39. stupidmonkey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'll be in Pechanga, Cali and the area next month for fights. Let me know if you need a beer or some muscle.
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    Jupiter Ascending (2015)

    Dammit I laughed.