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a_skeleton_02 is bush league.

Seems like a good idea to trust that a pink haired turbo dummie suddenly went on the pill just for you. Blow in her like 3 times a day if you ask me.

I've stopped simming altogether. I don't trust the output and even started beating my expected sim dps by a healthy margin on single target fights.

Feels good when you 2 chest an M11 with Bolstering + Fortified

Some of those guys probably make well over 6 figures from streaming/ad revenue/donations on their various channels. Kharoo :: WoWProgress - World of Warcraft Rankings Guess I'm autistic too.

Blizzard isn't going to be able to stop top guilds from clearing an entire raid zone during release week unless they change M+. Too easy to just chain run shit to gear the fuck out of yourself. I haven't gotten a single piece of mythic raid gear but I'm still 880 equipped.

Doesn't the base mailbox let you just right click an item to add it to the mail? If not TSM has a mail addon that's pretty dope. Postal is good too.

Ford is the only actual human left. He created the bots as company originally but has now grown to despise his loneliness. Making them smarter and smarter with his "narratives" in hopes that one of them can finally become intelligent enough to beat him.

Who are you kidding. The guy is a total chump. There is being tactful and thoughtful about a person's situation and then there's wasting everyone's time pussy footing around because you're afraid to just politely state your intentions. Because you're a chump.

Sure he doesn't.

I can't wait until it turns out that everyone is dead and this is just purgatory.

They definitely did something to Skittish. I *could* lose aggro every once in a while the first week we saw those affixes. This week I can't hold aggro basically at all and it doesn't seem to have anything to do with damage done. Mobs were aggroing the DPS in my group that hadn't even hit them...

What's wrong is that you need to concentrate on survivability more than a top guild's tank does. Those guilds have so much dps across the board and their healers are so geared/good that they can concentrate on dps. They can gear hybrid dps/defensive. They can use rage offensively more often...

Actually Guarm is a better indicator because you can't bearcat on that fight: Protection Warrior Heroic Guarm: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Protection Paladin Heroic Guarm: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Guardian Druid Heroic Guarm: Warcraft Logs - Combat...

Protection Warrior Mythic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Protection Paladin Mythic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Blood DK Mythic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Brewmaster Mythic Ursoc (lol): Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for...

It's very stressful trying to pull that kind of dps while tanking because it requires shifting between bear and cat to also keep up rake and rip. It can only be done on fights that have tank swapping as a result and if I fuck up I'm dead. If I wasn't bearcatting I'd probably be closer to 250k dps.

My legs demand the luffa's. I'm only missing the Fire thrash relic but I really don't wanna run HoV. I've skipped it every week. I did 310k DPS on Ursoc last night.

Welcome to the club!

No need to justify yourself to me man. Live your life.

You miss her already huh?

Why? Not enough room on the "being a cunt" bus for 2?

You're not too bright my man. But keep up the good work. Those boots gonna catapult you from 23% to 98% for sure. The list of people who do way more dps than you on that fight is huge. Because you're bad.

Here's a list of the best parses for Heroic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Lots of people have the boots. Lots don't and still beat you by over 100k dps. Some are even lower item level than you. I really do hope you get them.

I was just commenting on saying it doesn't feel like a job while simultaneously complaining because some people don't treat it likea job

No dude you're a grey parser because 100% of everyone who parses better than you in your ilvl bracket has those boots. You're right.

So kinda like a job. Where you have to log in at certain times and stay on and perform to a certain level and get tasked to do different things by your boss.

No you're right dude. You'd be world #1 if you had those boots man, it's all that's holding you back. Good luck on those boots.

I don't disagree. The right legendaries can make a big difference. Not 150k big though man. That would be a 50% dps increase for you. They are good. They aren't THAT good.

300k on every fight huh? Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft

Yea dog, that legendary is 150k dps. Def.

Jagged Claws - Spells - WowDB

There's a few: Life: Maw of Souls Cenarius Blood: Nightbane DHT (I think) Fire: ToV Stupid World Boss Calamir Coggleston in Kara

Everyone knows gear makes a difference. You just think the reason you're a grey/green parser is solely because of legendaries.

Says mythic doesn't feel like a job. Rants about mythic feeling like a job.

I need those Luffa wrappings so I can start pulling 300k single target consistently.

Yes, I don't play at all on the weekends. I essentially get paid to play WoW all day.

The large, sweeping majority of the FoH guild has people who play the game for different reasons than I do. Our goals don't mesh. I'm pretty happy with the new guild, bunch of people who play the game the way I do. I just got my 34th Artifact trait last night

New guild wants me to main Balance and be Guardian for 3 tank fights so I've been trying to gear up for Balance. I've never played the spec before because I never really liked the playstyle but figured I'd give it a shot. With my current gear I can do about 350k in burst phases and do about...

Chump status confirmed.

CoS 12 with no buffs. Fuck that. Gonna need all your dps doing 450k sustained to kill that bastard with no buffs on tyrannical... that's not an easy task. Did get an EoA 13 this week though. Lookin forward to mah chest tomorrow.