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lol. See? Even with your fucked up homer logic, at least it's a game at that point. Brady may be a better QB, but look at their seasons and you'll see they had about the same completion % this year. That's why it's not a stretch to say if they were playing with the same ball in the wet...

I just wanted to clarify that I liked Moon, because I was kind of running him down. Oh, and no, I don't think others were saying he was the lowest hallworthy tier. They seemed to be saying he was fucking amazeballs and a slam dunk first round selection.

I think it's funny how you supposed football people can pretend it wouldn't have made a difference in the game if Brady's completion % had been as shitty as Luck's was. Are they still scoring 45 points if half of his completions had been in the dirt? lol

It's like you forgot that Moon played in a run - n - shoot offense with the Oilers. Didn't Cody Carlson have pretty good numbers too when Moon got injured? I'm not trying to bag on Moon here, I was a fan of his. But I see him as kind of the bottom bar for hall of fame QBs. Any worse than...

Because something stopped the ball boy from deflating the new balls too? I'm just trying to follow your 'logic'.

I imagine that would make him ecstatic, unless her goal wasn't practicing for doing it to johnny.

lol you said realistically

At the end of the show, it said something about a 5 minute epilogue being available on the intrawebs. I don't browse cartoon network, does that exist, and is it worth seeing?

That's the kinda crazy I was looking for.

I was going to say he had a pretty good shot despite rotting in philly. Then I remembered there was already a black QB in the hall of fame. Although, since moon was an oiler, the voters might forget about him.

The show is always better when they have less rusty. I wouldn't want them to get rid of him altogether, but pretty much every other character is more interesting than him.

Yes sir, I'll call the ferrier in the morning. I don't know what you were trying to say, but I suspect you were trying to burn me. I'll give you a mulligan. Sober up and try again tomorrow

Seriously, how you find that? But you probably oughta do it in the who's that girl thread.

That looks like a damn good ice breaker. You could use that when you first start hitting on a girl to see if she's worth the trouble.

BTW, I would assume buying something offline would mean you bought it at a brick and mortar store. Are you sure you understand what they're telling you doc?

I think I speak for most of us when I post this picture.

lol, it's not creepy. He clearly knows it makes women horny. He makes a crazy sound to indicate women who have taken it, not a snoring sound. It's still funny because I remember being 13 and hearing the same stories. Although, in my case, they might have all come from that routine. So...

Of course they could put their feet closer to the ground if they took their shoes off. But much like caring less, it would take more effort than it was worth.

I can't believe they killed the moose. Why not legs? I get tired of seeing him rattle around. I hope they tell us how the house marm knew about the visitor. Seemed like a fool proof plan for the late 40's to scale the wall like that.

Really? Even with the title of the thread, you're going to leave out the Doomsday Defenses as one of the elites in favor of a couple that lasted like a year? I think Doomsday topped out at 3 hall of famers on the field at the same time (Lilly / Renfro / Adderly). In its second decade, Randy...

So, you're done having sex then? How old are you? 1969 routine, and the drug was spanish fly. No where near the same, and it's intellectually dishonest to equate aphrodisiacs to roofies.

Got home last night and almost out of the blue, the wife asked if she could give me a BJ (I made her beg). As she was going to her knees, I caught her in the leg with my talon like toenails. It was bad, I could feel the toenail digging into soft flesh. It was no fault of my own, other than...

Come up with another response to SEA bro. Like COW or HAG if it's a girl doing it. Maybe DEEZ NUTS if it's a black guy. Does seattle have any black fans other than the families of the players?

Does that mean she wants to see you for free?

Didn't watch the game, someone please tell me there was a questionable call that swayed the NFC game so we can say the refs have advanced all the way to the SB. On an unrelated note. LOL @ cheatercheck again. I hope it's got enough legs for us to see patriots fans rationalize it by saying...

Who could possibly dislike a woman so sensible that she has realistic views on the value of sex? That is literally one of the qualifications for the dream woman.

I think you must have been listening to a different radio station bro. The one I heard it on made it pretty clear no one died. But they kept saying it was a playboy mansion party and when a caller asked how under-aged kids even get into the playboy mansion, they did not correct her.

Nah, I didn't catch that it was at his own home. Figures the so-called news station I heard it on would leave that little detail out. But still, the playboy mansion can be rented out for private parties, and the only rules I could find online said "Unless otherwise specified, all events are...

You have options. Not sure how far away these things will work though. I've only seen them work on the next door neighbor's dogs. Dog Silencer? - Stop Neighbor's Dog Barking up to 300 feet away Amazon.com: stop barking dog devices And here are some other tips, they say a simple dog...

Yeah, that's what I thought too. But I read another story about hef renting out the mansion for a party, and the dude let his daughter invite a bunch of underaged girls and they were drinking and running around in bikinis. So, I guess it's not impossible unless that story was bullshit too...

Because it gets you thinking deeply about silly things which leads to interesting questions (or discoveries). Also, they do some impressive stuff with duct tape. My problem with them is after 2 or 3 episodes, I'll be yelling at the TV because they're morons who don't know how to put a myth to...

You probably should have just linked the video. I'm sure it lost something in your explanation.

Still not as funny as the patriots trademarking 19-0

I may have said this before, but it rustles me when they can't manage to cut the fucking sammich all the way through, so I have to rip that last part. I've never had a problem with the ratios being off. I always assumed they had something at the beginning and end of the line that they used to...

That's not even close to a DDT. Bro, do you even lift? (I'm assuming this is the super version of the DDT)

Johnny, in their online ads, do your girls claim to be DDF?

We saw them removing the ISIS signs, but I didn't catch if they had renamed the organization. It wasn't bad, but I disagree with whoever said it was better than any episode of last season.