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  1. Tuco

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I think the difference is that we pretend they are enemy combatants. Drone strikes are here to stay though. Its civilizations answer to fighting this brand of asymmetric warfare.
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    The Animal Activism Crazy Thread

    This has nothing to do with animal activism.
  3. Tuco

    Pregnancy Thread

    13 weeks in, wife is still complaining a lot about nausea and heartburn. Any protips?
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    Guild Wars 2

    Is anyone playing this together (on JAde Quarry or otherwise)?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She will bite on your dick and hand you a marriage certificate to sign.
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    Virtual Reality

    Preorder the DK2 and cancel if you change your mind! That's what made me preorder it the day it was available... People are starting to hear order processing stuff and I'm starting to get excited.... I expect to have one sometime in August.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd get an std test. She'd fuck a cactus with leprosy to get back at some lover who didn't get her frozen yogurt.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Does your phone give a count for the number of times she calls? She also probably has 3-4 guys she's doing this too atm.
  9. Tuco

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Didn't know that. Is there a list out there with what all the dead characters picked?
  10. Tuco

    The Wire: Greatest Show Ever Made

    Uhh, unless I misunderstand your statement that is pretty close to being true. Statistics on Prison Population Rates | P.a.p.-Blog // Human Rights Etc. U.S. inmates by race:
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Ancient won't let me post this in the no spoiler thread! Ty + Sha - Imgur
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    This is optimal.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think you and I agree and I probably misread what you wrote. I was mostly going on a tangent at people who praise how old they've gotten and how important it makes them.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Which is pretty much the truth anyway. DOGPILE ON CRONE TILL HE BRINGS US ALL HIPSTER YOGURT
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah casually bringing up divorce over some yogurt is pretty dumb. But fuck it dude she's pregnant and you're sitting there eating froyo in front of her. The right choice when you come home isn't to tell her some bullshit apologizes but to go out and get some yogurt. Pregnant bitches can't eat...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I call bullshit on the severity of the reaction too.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I usually find this reasoning a little misguided or even self-aggrandizing. From my limited experience it's not necessarily age alone that brings about wisdom but life-changing experiences. Whether it's getting fired, losing a loved one, having kids, seriously injuring yourself/others, becoming...
  18. Tuco

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I side with your wife on this one. I've always kept a pretty disciplined stance with my wife, ensuring I'm not her bitch and that she's self-sufficient and independent. But that all changed when she got pregnant (13 weeks now). Now my job is reducing her stress which given the amount of...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Atheists! But seriously, irrespective of religion life these days is so great. Maybe it's just the gamer and roboticist and futurist in me but our age is so exciting and the future is so bright. All my career, relationships, health etc etc is framed by the fact that technology is cool and the...
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    The Wire: Greatest Show Ever Made

    agree 100%. I don't know a single person who thinks drug dealers were all unintelligent gangbangers. I think most white Americans think that the powerful drug dealers use unintelligent gangbangers to move, protect and sell their product. Which I believe to be true.
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    Better Call Saul

    No way to tell how good it is until they show it. But if the people involved already signed onto a second season then it's probably good.
  22. Tuco

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think it's about time for Julian's nurse friend to contact him back. Julian what did she say?
  23. Tuco

    DBZ: Battle of the Gods

    haha this was so bad. This is still the best DBZ media to date:
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    Fargo

    I really don't see how you think Lester was in any position to take Malvo's place in any way. Lester is a weasel, Malvo is a hawk.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Holy shit. Also lol @ her restarting the dryer. Her clothes done burnt up. And you know she's bitching about Julian with her own perspective on things. Who knows how lopsided it is. Julian could have said or done some crazy shit too he won't fess up to!
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    She's 13 in season 4, so in Game of Thrones terms she's getting too old to marry. Depending on what GRRM does in the next books I can't say I care about her plot beyond the cool fight scenes they have.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I wonder if she threw a fresh load of laundry in then picked a fight knowing she had a 1.5hr time window.
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Keep in mind I have a watercooled PC, joystick, wheel, logitech g13 and am expecting my oculus rift dk2 next month, so I'm no stranger to blowing money on toys for gaming. All my previous statement was saying is to not buy gaming periphials to have a competitive edge for a game that's not out...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Ok I'm putting a stop to the book stuff. If you want to talk about the book go to the other thread. No shit in here allowed that wasn't aired on HBO.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    I guess I just can't get on board with Storm being known for lightning more than being known for making storms. Maybe that's just a personal bias of mine, but her ability to freeze fools, blow up fools, generate heat etc just make it hard to condense her down to primarily lightning. I also...
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    The Elder Scrolls Online

    They buffed the guards a ton, too much imo. I wanted them to double or quadrouple the strength of the walls but they went with guards. Ideally for guards they get more powerful the closer the keep is to your home territory and weaker further away. So if you're Aldmeri and you cap Castle Black...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is also definitely not over. Expect to see the same kind of messages being sent to you that Onoes got. For our sake I hope you respond to them, but for your sake you better not!
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Don't be anti-fun and wait to get real information before making a decision, Draegan. Buy a HOTAS immediately. I hear they have a Star Citizen ship loadout webtool you can use with aPC Joystick - HOTAS Warthog?"? + Throttles - US AIR FORCE Licensed | Thrustmasterto plan builds all day a year...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The Girls Who Pooped In Your Bushes Thread
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I look forward to reading this thread tomorrow during my morning dump.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    I'm just saying, the lightning is just one part of being able to make storms. It's not that she's a goddess of lightning that can also make storms. She's a goddess of storms, some of which come with lightning.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I just now realized the hilarity of a guy with a Hitchens avatar getting mixed up with a fundie. I think your girl standing in bushes peering into your house beats Onoes by far. Let's be real here, you're not sleeping anytime soon, let's hear the details.
  38. Tuco

    [manga] Everything Else

    Am I the only one that looks at new Griffith and sees
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    Red Water

    About the red water? I'd drink it if I were you and hope for super powers.
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    The PUSSY SHIT spoiler discussion thread

    The character's names are much easier for the show since they only show a few characters and you have a face to go along with. It's pretty much impossible for a casual reader to get everyone straight in the books since they introduce hundreds of characters and you're not sure who is actually...