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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds like you should live closer to work
  2. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Next time @Regime comes to Boston let's get some spicy shit. If you're ever around for the famous Hell Night I'd love to sign up for that and go with forumites
  3. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    Somewhere in the last year they changed it and made it a bit dumpster firey. There's no reason I should have to login to use it. Also I don't like the idea that it could change game settings without me realizing it
  4. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    You're fucking right! But to be fair, GeForce experience is fucking trash too
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Last night I believe I was about to get laid for the first time in a very long time. Then I heard it... The demon spawn in the bassinet
  6. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I love pizza rolls
  7. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    It's because they've said time and time again that flying was a mistake
  8. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I used to love croissant pockets (pepperoni pizza) so I wanted to relive my youth. I ate a sad dinner of hot pockets at midnight and did not relive my youth
  9. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    [Laugh in condescension]
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ah there's ol coathanger dick
  11. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Ok serious question because I never knew. Was S-crew a way to signify the good players or did you use it as a joke about the really bad ones
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I always think "promoted guy"
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I miss it too, I fear it is long lost
  14. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You don't want to be known as lollipop
  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man I am getting my forumites seriously mixed up. Namon are you the goblin cocked cinnamilk vanguard developer coheed and Cambria song 14 days wooden bumper water sports Ronald McDonald shoes guy
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think of them all the time. I bought her toys both to be used by herself or by me on her. I've tried engaging where we'd only "do her" so she doesn't even have to put forth effort. I'm pretty attentive to her, but I think after two kids her drive is a bit low. Thing is she has some weird...
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah if sending your husband away to fuck someone else is easier than fucking him then why are you even married? Namon I think before you mentioned fertility issues. Does any of this low drive correlate to that?
  18. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I microwaved them in their sleeves. I followed all appropriate instructions
  19. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I wonder if Arya took little fingers face
  20. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Did you just call me an idiot Sir I'll have you know I microwaved it for 3:30 based on the package directions
  21. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She's like a porn star at giving them, but if I don't ask she'd probably just never do it. Sometimes though the hair tie comes out and I know
  22. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think my wife doesn't enjoy giving head either. When she does it's amazing, but honestly me asking for it just kind of kills it
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I thought something was going to happen to allow them through the magically sealed door. Something to do with bran perhaps. Nope we tearing this shit down
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wasn't namon one of the dudes that had a supposed bang maid or am I confused
  25. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I think I am the S crew
  26. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Nah man it was pretty vile. The consistency was... Gluey at best. Taste was meh. Pepperoni did not have a good taste either
  27. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I understand he struggle is no joke, but all 3 times my wife got pregnant like the first goddamn month. I was looking forward to fucking in all sorts of positions and times of the day. Rushing home from work early to lay some pipe then head back. I got none of that...
  28. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    Oct 27th we're covering bolt thrower. I havent learned a fuckin song yet lol
  29. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had my first hot pocket in probably 10 years. Absolutely vile. I could barely finish the two
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Yeah that'd be fine if we saw it all vaporized or turned to water but did you watch the same show as us when all the huge chunks we're breaking off ?
  31. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I wonder if avatar will be a mega cock block or because you've spent so many weeks on mistress if your gear will be offset enough to make the dps check less absurd
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    The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

    I was basically resigned to the fact that I was never going to be able to do it. It's actually a recent thing too, and we've been together 9 years now. The dude messed her up about that stuff. She actually said she didn't mind it at all until he basically raped her throat. Now it's more like...
  33. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Me: hey guys let's try mythic 10 people login at raid time
  34. Noodleface

    The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

    My wife was completely against it for years. She had a boyfriend that held his dick in her mouth and came down her throat. I sold it by a spontaneous fucking and nowhere to unload
  35. Noodleface

    The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

    I'm a big fan of those that's for sure
  36. Noodleface

    The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

    My biggest kinks are the most tame shit around I think my biggest thing is how much I love cumming on my wife. I mean I basically only watch cumpilation videos so there's more to it than the regular dude I suppose
  37. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    @Picasso3 I also wondered where the debris went
  38. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    While the numbers are dumb, they're just arbitrarily large numbers. When you're getting 30M tokens and you need 5 billion ap it doesn't matter. You might as well be getting 0
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Anyways here's some memes
  40. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Joking aside good work dude