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I live in south FL, so I don't own any PJs. I just go into stores with a t-shirt and naked from the waist down.

It's in the 50's right now here. Terrible.

That's because most women can't cook.

I've never read that and always found gas to be superior in every way. Cheaper, instant temp changes, the flame goes around the pot/pan heating faster. Downside: Slight chance to blow your house up. I did watch a Youtube recently with an induction range. That shit is pretty cool, but I would...

I wish I had a gas stove. Definitely a 'must have' in my next house.

My cabinets are mounted slightly lower than standard, so I'm thinking that won't even fit on my counter.

Soygizzle is the monk's name. I'm at work, but just logged him on via remote.

Avoiding carbs when I'm trying to lose weight? Ok. Avoiding carbs in general? That's no way to enjoy life. Everything in moderation, but I enjoy beer, rice, bread and pasta way too much to not basically always have them in my house.

We usually buy the big 15 - 20 lb bag of rice and then I put it in a bunch of big-ass ziplocks. I need a better method. How much does that rice dispenser hold, @Lanx

My brother and I started some Iksars this week. Someone give me some Monk or Shaman gear. I have 4 plat to my name.

Traffic was awesome on the way to work today. Thanks, MLK...

Like jousting?

He fried for your sins.

You shut your whore mouth!!!

*crossed light sabers

This announcement has my toxic masculinity about to BOIL OVER!!!

A solid 20 might be acceptable. Will just have to wait and find out. Keep up the practice.

What's your RPMs?

Only if the balls touch.

I was one who volunteered for the anal gangbang. It was terrible. I haven't been able to poop normally ever since.

This looks so much better. Like a completely different car.

If eating ass is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Period sex can be gross. There...acknowledged. Let's all move on.

You need to be near a pussy to smell it. That might be why you didn't know.

Is it possible she was already stank, but the period intensified it to the point that you could smell it without being near her crotch?

Have fun with your measly 70 billion you bald loser!!!

I always wanted kids, but I'm glad I waited until I was 40. I 100% support, and encourage, not having kids if you don't want them, though. Nothing worse than a parent who didn't/doesn't want to be in that situation.

Definitely one of the more pathetic phobias.

How about a really goofy blowjob with lots of slobber? Nothing sexual. Just goofy. Maybe some very goofy deepthroating?

I love crazy sluts. No shame from me.

I'm very wary of kickstarter audio gear if it's not from a major manufacturer. Interested to hear how they turn out.

I mean, Noodle says he doesn't recommend marriage and pretty much EVERYONE in this thread recommended he NOT marry this girl back when they were dating. Can't stop people from making bad decisions. I've been with my fiance for over 6 years now. Marriage is planned for next October(2020). If she...

Like all things, your mileage may vary. Get a new "car".

She needs to power through that. My friend dated a girl who never had an orgasm before him. She would stop saying she felt like she was going to piss herself. He kept going and voila, she had an orgasm. Maybe it's a symptom of never masturbating when you're young and you don't know what the...

Best answer is "Yeah, vaguely".

I'll fly up there and give your wife an orgasm for 1/4 that cost. Just let me know.