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That's fine with me. Anytime you say anything good I imagine it happening atop a pile of garbage in that filthy house and it gets ruined.

They're not level dependent. It's a questline.

I haven't had to sign for a package since I bought a rifle from the cmp. You gotta sign for fucking books?

What kind of animal throws away a fucking water bottle with a name on it? I go away to lunch and it gets tossed while I was gone. Doesn't the name make it clear someone is fucking reusing it? There aren't even anymore water bottles available. I was planning to use it till we got resupplied in...

I was specifically talking about the big family gatherings. Thanksgiving and Christmas. Spending time with extended family through the holidays was the original rustle. I suppose that could have meant chakakahna. Something along those lines. That's where I got 2 months from. And because I...

What is this thread? I don't even ... Oh since @Haus passed the buck to me, we pronounce our name "hoes"

I suck at these guessing games, but I say black Monday. That way he can start going after a new coach before they get snapped up.

America's game of the week was created for america's team. You are free to not like it, but they're going to put the Cowboys in there anytime they can halfway justify it.

Lifelong Dolphins fan checking in.

Ukulele prince? Do we have a user named ukulele prince? That would be a good name @ukele prince. I guess not. Maybe it wasn't that easy Now this one is easy. All wet. Visibly confused. Member of a cult. Brando.

If you have a coach or player who even thinks like that, it's best to get rid of them.

Congratulations on being wrong. Not just wrong but belligerently wrong. I gave a path to salvation that I've seen work and you want to shout it down. I didn't do that stuff myself because I don't hide from germs. I believe the best path is to build your immunity. But you can't do that for 2...

Director: Taika Waititi That's all I needed. When he finally lays an egg I'll start doubting him. But that hasn't happened yet.

Say what? Captain marvel was retconned to straight? When was that cut of the movie released and did they take out rocket bagging on her hair?

Counterpoint: if you constantly choke in close games, you suck. That's not bad luck.

Hell I was thinking a young gandalf. Not gandalf the Grey, whatever color is before that. Gandalf the brown?

The man makes some salient points. Erudite even.

Or they are kleptos. Maybe delivery driving just attracts kleptos the same way teaching and the priesthood attracts pedos.

I'm disappointed. At first I thought he was pissing on the package. When I saw no stream I figured maybe jerking off. No, not that either, so I figured he was just tucking his shirt in. Then I saw the lame ass just stole an envelope. Whyd he even bring it to the door?

No. Walk us through this. Exactly which part is supposed to be weird? Do you also think it's weird when people sleep in a bed with a pillow?

Holy shit. I was expecting that to be a joke. She looks Samoan.

Lol on the old forum the page number was in the tags for the thread. For every posts per page setting.

Children are disease vectors. You all seem to know this but knowing is not enough. You must also act. Maybe start off with washing your own hands a little more often when the disease vectors are around? One of my cousins turns into an autist about washing her hands at Thanksgiving and...

Not trollin cause this is the grownup thread. Hope it doesn't come off sounding harsh. It's because of your medical problems and because you're so needy. You could win any game of misery oneupmanship you cared to enter (thank God you don't do it all over the forum). When you casually mention...

Ask? Just tag the friend in. Did you read her profile, she likes to be abused.

If I were "brought in" to answer for my posts here, I'd have trouble stopping laughing long enough to say "lawyer".

I wish I could see the look on fbi guy's face when he realizes lenindoritos was just a designated decoy this entire time.

Yeah cause then you have to fuck a crazy bitch to have a chance to survive the night. I didn't say it was bad, just the worst case scenario. Be sure you tie her up when you fuck her in the ass. Give yourself as much head start as possible.

There's literally no downside to that strategy. The absolute worst thing that could happen is that she shows up wearing what you told her to wear. If that happens give her a fake name and address. Actually she should already have the fake name and address.

Make a tinder profile and talk about how you're trapped and abused.

Big p, tell her you want to be the next one to abuse her. Then tell her where and when your date is and tell her to wear a miniskirt.

I thought this was explained in this thread but maybe it was another one. A week or so ago the fbi was taking a bashing in the politics thread and some longtime poster outed himself as an fbi agent while trying to defend them. I have no links because I missed it too.

By your own standards you are not qualified to criticize someone who has a talent for "making words".

To find out how they finally got rid of him? He's Glenn close in this fatal attraction.

Fucking amateur. You don't go to the gym to workout. You go the the gym TO BE SEEN WORKING OUT.

Just because it's expensive? Meh. Not even in the same league as the custom shotguns. Rolex seems like a fallback gift if you can't think of anything else.

Oh no and all the pics are totally legit too. Oh well, too late now.

What are the white squares for in the "warmup" pic? At first I thought it was removing people from the pic, but a quick cgi enhance showed that's not likely.

You're just proving to us that you had wood in the first pic.

Pretty greasy looking for a warmup.