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That's the rub. You wouldn't be able to tell me from a random dindu anyway!

Onoes, you should have stun-gun girl be the surrogate mother.

Sup, homies. I'm alive. Power came back on late yesterday, but still no internet. Cell coverage has been pretty terrible as well. I'm back in my office at work today. My house fared pretty well. Lost a few shingles on the roof, and tons of trees are down or damaged, but nothing major.

We seem to have really lucked out over here in Ft Laudy. 60ish mph winds right now, raining all night, but we still have power/internet. Really thankful for the change of events. Still like 12+ hours to go.

This is pretty pathetic on my end so far. Now it's looking like no serious winds until tomorrow around noon. Just shitty rain and 40'ish mph winds all night. I'll take it! I feel bad being happy for me and mine while the west coast of FL gets fucked...but thems the breaks.

Weather is going to shit, tornado warnings spamming my phone and you guys are talking about guns. My power will probably cut out in the next couple of hours. See you on the other side...or I'll be back to shitposting shortly.

The water is leaving. The people are getting pushed back in when it comes. You say hello to them.

I thought the polite thing is to wave goodbye first.

I'm 41 and would most definitely rather being home playing some games, though I'm also getting my drink on when I do.

I wonder what is happening here exactly? Possibly just the sand is displaced toward the beach, so the shallow water that was there is just now covered in sand vs the actual water being pushed out. Though it looks like you can see the water line in some spots, so that might not be right(unless...

This is FOH.org. It's very important.

Nah, they paying for their sins!

11am is the major update. I think the 8am doesn't include full model changes. Another western shift will set my mind at ease.

This thread has a half-life of about 5 hours.

Get a new girl, keg. Her voodoo is no good.

He's looking worse than Bono. Did he get sober? They always look worse when they go sober.

Please post pics of tits. Thank you(post them in SS so you don't get rickshaw'd).

Current forecast has winds near me at 80 - 100 mph for like 20 fucking hours. Gonna' be a long night tomorrow.

I got dibs on the meat-drill.

After all I've done for you...

Soygen has fallen to the ground. Fuck.

Well preparations are complete on my end. I'm going to enjoy my final night of internet, video games and (most importantly) air conditioning. Going to get shitfaced tonight.

The key to preparation is to be prepared. I(we) have become so complacent that I fear the property damage is going to be beyond most's expectation. In a perverse sort of way, I'm looking forward to seeing what it looks like when the storm is past, but I'm very worried about my family and kids...

Earthquake in Mexico. 3 hurricanes in the Atlantic/Gulf. Lumi posting in the thread. This is it, boys. RIP.

Hah. I assumed as much, which makes it even crazier.

Paul literally threw Josh under the bus after Jason got the boot and Josh didn't even defend himself. He willingly let Paul keep all heat off him and put it on Josh. This shit is nuts...

This has to be the worst double eviction episode ever and I've been watching BB for 10+ years. What a terrible season. I did enjoy the goodbye clips to Jason and how Josh blew up Paul's bullshit, then they played the clip from Paul bullshitting Jason.

Sorry, it wasn't high-res enough for accuracy. I'm at the west end of Broward county, so no evacuation orders. The coasts are fucked and I totally agree that anyone not evacuating on order is stupid.

I'm not in a coastal or evac zone. It's going to be bad, no doubt, but we aren't leaving.

I won't be in my house, but I have pretty high confidence in the house I will be in. As much confidence as you can have! Just hoping that if it's a cat 4 when it gets to ft lauderdale, we're on the west side of the eye and it's a low cat4. Wish us luck!

We're staying. If you don't hear from me by next Friday, +1 to the pool.

Those were still the 8am models(the times are next to the actual model names). This is the 2pm update. Not looking too good...

I think the cuck thing played out before all of this.

Yeah! We want catler!

No bullying please.

Hi, @Picasso3. Looks like they're working on slowly adding you to the diverse list of banned users.

I just thought it was a vagina and a pulse that had you rev'd up.

I think Wilma hit my house with around 125 mph winds in 2005 and that was some scary shit. I really hope this isn't worse, because I'm not sure my roof will be there when I come home.