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Fuck, why didn't I think of that itinerary thing. This is why they pay Jew the big bucks, Scream!

I'm guessing he was definitely laying the pipe right, assuming that Noodle's description of her is even accurate.

I mean...Cad's right. I know plenty of dudes who thought they could turn a hoe into a housewife, even being well-aware of their skanky history. Dating "losers" is a pretty gender-neutral thing.

We're gonna' have to see the long-form birth certificate.

Uh oh. People might not be able to dismiss your opinion on their shitty relationships now!

FYI, personal trainer is just a keyword for unemployed 99% of the time. Make note for future boy-crushes, @Noodleface

This was on the GoT wiki as a reference to where the cave is in the books.

Not sure where the weirwood tree / Bran's cave are on this map: Interactive Game of Thrones Map with Spoilers Control

I mean, it sounds like he did her a favor calling off the wedding.

Yeah, Hardhome is a good distance from the Wall still. If the undead had Jon's boat, they would be in Dorne by now, though.

Genius! Box set will hopefully include my Night's Kings narrations that @Screamfeeder is sending to the HBO execs.

If you don't even have a GED, you might want to prepare for a lifetime of someone else being the breadwinner.

True that. Crazy hot can make you gloss over really stupid.

Your low standards are noted.

Crazy hot, really nice, makes good money and that's the dude she is settling for? Was there supposed to be a comma between crazy and hot?

Travel nonsense aside, I enjoy the show and it's still one of my favorites currently on. I would just say that Seasons 1 - 4 were 9 out of 10 and now it's about a 7 out of 10.

So how long would it have take in the rowboat? 6 minutes instead of 4? I wholeheartedly apologize for missing the boat, but it literally has no bearing on my point of travel time this season.

While that is less funny than them rowing there, it's still a massive distance(which was the point).

I don't think people want there to be actual travel bullshit. I think the complaints or observations are really about the perception. They are not even trying to be clever and drop some kind of visual cue or piece of dialogue that hints toward any time passing. Jon and Davos just literally rowed...

AAAS - Athleticism At Any Size

The dragons can control the temperature perhaps. Fuck...we need Woolygimp in here to clear this up. RIP.

Baelor's Sept was an inside job.

I wish I had no standards in the games I play. I might be less bored.

Been a lot less nudity lately too. Just one more mark in the 'cons' column for the last few seasons.

The original actor for that part(the gold cloak) had to cancel due to scheduling conflicts:

Would you perhaps call it...lazy?

Fan service.

I just rewatched the scene and it seems that betrayal is never mentioned.

Arya gonna' stab her in the baby bump, Rob's wife-style(I don't remember that chick's name).

Jon will bring back a white to Cersei and offer it as an engagement zombie. They will marry and he will steal one of the dragons and defeat Daenerys. @Screamfeeder let them know I'm ready to start writing some episodes.

Animated GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY I can't embed this for some reason.

Some of us have higher standards for our powerwashing porn.

In a show that's moving 1000 miles per hour with very little subtlety at this point, I assume everything means something now.

I think that little scene with him petting the dragon was signaling toward that.

So Gilly basically confirmed that Jon is not a bastard at all? Seems she was reading about a secret wedding between Rhaegar and Lyanna. Not that it matters? Does anyone give a fuck about succession at this point when everyone is after everyone?!

They were roaming around until the next book comes out.

This is assuming they are making a B-line toward the south. They are actually hitting up some grinding spots north of the wall to get their army levels up a bit. Some of those wights are like level 2 or 3 and will be quite ineffective in the warmer weather.

That sidewalk isn't nearly dirty enough for a satisfying comparison.

I didn't notice anything about that scene on my TV, watching it on cable. The entire "Let's go catch a wight to convince Cersei" is probably one of the dumber things I've seen in the show so far. I thought to myself they would all be at the wall by next episode, but they outdid themselves and...