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    Revolution

    I love it. But I admit they have lotsa splainin to do.
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    Vikings

    yeah they were really stretching for a reason to have the dude get killed. should have just had him killed in battle and let the jarl accuse him of cold blooded murder anyway.
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    Vikings

    Very dissapointed in the handling of rape. So far they're pretty much just pillaging. We finally got a good rape going and nosey buttinski had to but her nose in and ruin it
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When I see ATM, I always read Ass To Mouth.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Palum. She had you on the back burner because she was seeing someone else (probably from from OKC too). Don't take it personally, he probably just sent her her a message first. She liked you enough to keep you as a backup plan, so that says she found something of interest. Step up to the...
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    Should you tip the waitress and how much thread

    If you're lazy, bad at math, and don't wanna tip huge amounts like 20% ... just look at the tax and double it. That's get you 16.5% around here, and probably pretty close everywhere else
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    In memory of shalshun, we should change the name of this thread to "The women who stabbed you repeatedly in the heart and face thread" Or something along those lines. No hurry to pick the new title, he's probably got at least a week to live.
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    Continuum

    I don't know the name for the theory, but I figured it was more along the lines that since they were part of the disruption (or out of time when it happened), they were immune to the changes. Therefore, grandma can be killed, but the dude still lives and remembers her. Now, when he returns to...
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    Continuum

    you don't get that deal? Damn, i've already gotten 2 checks. Might wanna read the contract again and see what you're missing. I hope they make liberate the cause of the occupy movements. That'd be pretty funny.
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    Continuum

    OK so now that I read the old thread ... how the hell had you seen all of season 1 back in january? Season 1 is still playing.
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    Continuum

    dammit, does that mean he gets the bonus $$ for having people respond to a thread you start?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    10 years ago, it was illegal to charge more for credit card purchases. I'm not sure when it happened, but the law either changed, or people have found a loophole. Might just be a loophole because I've noticed it's mostly small businesses who do it now. The only gas station I've seen do that...
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    Vikings

    It would flow better if they just gave us approximate seasons and years whenever they did a time jump. I know what you mean. But other than that, I thought they still handled it pretty well. Like I said, I thought he was having a lot of trouble with the language on the beach.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    If it backfires, its easy to fix. Send one more text and call her by the wrong name. "gwenneth, will you marry me" Just make sure you don't know anyone by that name. You'd probably feel guilty if someone you know was killed over this.
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    Continuum

    Anyone else watching this? I didn't see a thread about it. I've only seen 4 or 5 and have the rest recorded, but I kinda like it. Only problem is, I'm not sure who's side we're supposed to be on. I find myself much more sympathatic to the liberate people, especially now that the leader dude...
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    Vikings

    They actually handled that quite well. There was a lot of potential time between him asking for lessons and leaving for the summer raids. Then, on the beach, he was pretty clearly struggling with the language. FWIW, 'can't get it up' is exactly how I took it.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I remember I was the other dude once. Didn't feel too bad about it because I dated her first, and then she wanted a break from me to see what he was like etc. So I saw my chance to make a clean getaway and told her to knock herself out. A month down the road, I hadn't had sex since ehr and...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I just hope that wasn't the waiter talking in that scene.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Why do I hear pron music in my head? Please tell me you're a chick so this isn't weird.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Does that mean chicks are often bi-polar curious in college?
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Those questions reminded me of some shit I had that I used over and over again when I was doing the dating sites. There were only a few i actually cared about (like piercings and arrests) The last ones were pretty much because I was tired of so many girls sending the same list of 100 fucking...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    FMLA = Fuck My Life Asshole, right?
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I hadn't heard that chicks consider it creepy. Where'd you get that? Sitting next to her doesn't preclude eye contact, it just makes it so eye contact isn't accidental. Maybe sitting across is best for a first date. Oh and I'm not talking about sitting next to her at a booth, I was...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Maybe he shoulda bought the bitch a $2000 purse first.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    wizard, go hang out with her. Stay close to her (IE sit next to her at a table instead of across). Be nonchalant about it, but touch her whenever possible. Laugh at a joke, and touch her arm, while you're walking, put your hand on her waist to steer her clear of some obstacle. Things like...
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    King of the Nerds

    Just realized I never even saw her sit on the throne. I must have been distracted by a squirrel at the last minute or something. So have any of the girls from this show posed nekkid yet? I bet we'd find some killer shit if someone hacked moogega's phone.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    IMO, you should park outside of her house and call her every few minutes till the coast is clear and she invites you back in.
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    Vikings

    what rape? You mean the pre-game sex with the slave? I hardly think that counts as rape.
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    King of the Nerds

    Celeste rode that pity train through the competition all the way to the end. Did anyone else think that one dude was high who was wearing the astronaught helmet and climbing the tree?
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    You got lucky she broke it off. She could have friend zoned you and started talking about her periods and what dudes she wanted to fuck when you met to see the latest chick flick.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    if you're not making a final push to stick it in her by the 3rd date, you are friend zoned by default. Not saying you have to close the deal on that date, but if it's not obvious you're trying, your goose is cooked. how often are you seeing this girl?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Me and a lot of my white family say axe. I say it as a joke, not sure why they say it. Maybe they heard some fellow humans of the dark skinned persuasion saying it like that and picked it up to make fun of them too. And when people get upset about it, I switch to "riddle me this" for pretty...
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    Gun control

    did I mention that I lick my hands clean? Cause I meant to mention that.
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    Gun control

    The benefit of food safety laws is more along the lines of education. Without those laws, not everyone would realize how important certain practices are. Case in point, my wife used to work in a commercial kitchen, and cringes when I do things like handle raw meat without gloves on. She's...
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    Vikings

    Hey, does anyone know if you can see the episodes online? If you could see them a week early or something, that'd be awesome.
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    Duck Dynasty - Season 3

    It's relevant because there's better than even odds, given where he grew up, that he hated the skins too.
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    Vikings

    Haven't seen it yet, but I'm hoping for something along the lines of xena/hercules.
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    Duck Dynasty - Season 3

    then why isn't bayou billionaires any good? Whether they were winning or not, they still sucked. i would have broken my own legs rather than play for the skins.
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    King of the Nerds

    Good choice. Cause Moo also needs sex every few days, and I wouldn't be afraid to fuck her like I would danielle. TBH, I think genevieve needs to brush her teeth. I know it's kinda weird, but it seems like there's a film on them or something and it bugs me.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What rustles my jimmies are people who think good memes should expire.