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That's the dumbest fucking logic I've ever read

I didn't expect to cum at work today

Oi guvna, are you taking the piss? I'm bloody starkers you wazzock, snog with me then shag me bloody arse you barmy crumpet

Whenever my parents tried to block me as a kid I found a way around it

Shit man I meant to get into that on the coding side. I had every intention and forgot about it until you just mentioned it.

oh man i would take you up so fast if I wasn't married haha im still considering it

Sorry I thought she was a 10 really. All I could clean up are the 3s

Dayum jozu if I'm ever single Im gonna go to the bar with you and clean up some 3s

"I want your donger in me thinger, jam it in and out at a really fast pace"

My wife isn't good with dirty talk. She'd probably say vagina if I made her. Now , dirty talk about my dong are fairly top notch. Very explicit for such an unassuming woman.

I believe about 10% of what tiggles said. There's a truth In there somewhere

My cousin is 36 and she never got her license. Makes her cuck of a husband drive her everywhere. She got into a minor fender bender when she was 12 (like a dented bumper) and is too scared to drive herself. It's... weird...

Re: Tank Balance Blizzard Class Design: Nighthold Tank Balance, Holy Paladin, Affliction Warlock, WW Monk I'm actually laughing out loud reading this. What I got from this is blizzard fucking loves druids.

It's fine. It's not like it's out of the realm of possibility on a first date or anything g

No he's right, if the group is not 80% from the same server you can't use master loot

Sorry I've never said I smashed my face in terms of kissing. I legitimately thought the worst

Something to consider is we're not some rando guild or some fly by night shitfest. We're established and have been around for awhile. I heavily favor quality members over competitive raiders - somewhere in the middle is perfect. I've wrestled for a long time with how to approach progression and...

Dude was he twirling to get the fire out

PEPSI AND CORN MASTER RACE

What does face smashed mean? Did he fuck your face?

Anyone in defense do any side work or contracting? How do your companies feel about that?

No trolling in the grown up forum trollface

That's a pretty niche market. Personally for me I'd go with the trusted brand for an extra hundred?

Every chick ive ever met is demanding. When society puts pussy on a pedastal that's what happens

That the original one? I had the original and my mom tossed it....

You mean like when a rogue says he's unkillable then that bitch dies

I love you Patch 7.2 is in the background downloader boys!!!!

I understand. In my trial for mythic rosters I cut us down to 20 for progression and immediately we saw 'reserves' stop playing. It'll just be worse with mythic.

I actually like corn and sweet corn is my favorite. sry

What are you, FUCKIN POOR???

It's ok. I'm a known complainer so people like to jump on what I say. I get ultra defensive now as a result

I get so triggered by melee doing that shit hahaha

My prediction is Rick and the group are going to be close to getting negan and Sasha and Rosita will fuck it up and get killed. Benny hill music ensues

Many things have been forgiven in the bedroom

Gonna be the same ol guild, just trying to add some new stuff. Over the course of the expansion our raid force has stayed pretty stable. Still about 30 people show up on Fridays Not like that first week of EN where I had to coordinate two groups of 30 that first night... Fuck...

I lucked out. I look and act like a giant penis. I got what j deserved with the cleaning but at least she's got a good butt.

Like that time our druid tank logged off!!! Permanently

That's the plan but it needed ultra clarity

I think people are just reading into what I wrote a bit deeper than what I meant. We're a heroic guild looking to dip our toes in mythic. Not literally the toes on our feet, it's an expression. I have no illusions of grandeur of going 10/10M, I don't see us world firsting anything, I don't...

Yeah but I didn't call us a mythic guild