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  1. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Astronomy Thread

    Moon.
  2. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Astronomy Thread

    Sure fire way to MAGA and insure our dominance for a millennium, if the religious people object to much we can just convince them that god wanted us to expand off our planet in search of him which would probably give all of Utah an erection and help spur the population growth required for such...
  3. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    They certainly have the cap space in case he tries to come back, if he did do a Brett Favre he would cost them another 11M on the cap than he is now and they have 18M in room. He has no leverage unless he convinced them he will stay retired unless they trade him, in which case if I am the Lions...
  4. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Eli once threw the ball at an OL feet while in the pocket and the OL was behind the line of scrimmage, no IG... ignore the fact had he hit the OL it would have been a penalty for illegal touching but you do get to watch him look at a camera and do his best down syndrome impression afterwards though.
  5. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    #11 this community bitched about that back when this was still FOH and made the exact same suggestion, makes way to much sense to implement, will get voted down.
  6. Burnem Wizfyre

    Indiana Jones 5 (2020)

    Id rather they weekend at Bernies Fords corpse over Shia.
  7. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Did you move in with your auntie and uncle afterwards?
  8. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Yeah I don't think anyone here ever hitched their wagon to that train, Cowboys fans have never been more excited to pick a G in the first round as they were when Martin was selected.
  9. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Only uniform JFF will be wearing in Dallas will be the same color as in Cleveland, Orange.
  10. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Follow up article to that, Fans surprised by Browns players being surprised off the field, thought it only occurred on the field.
  11. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    LOL the Broncos couldn't get a franchise QB so they settled for the Sanchise!
  12. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    JPP, Harrison, Hankins, Oliver the NYG projected DLine combined had 9 sacks last year or half a finger more than JPP has.
  13. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    He did that lined up next to Suh.
  14. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    You know you over paid in free agency when JPP can count the sacks your big signing had on his fingers and still have fingers left over to spare.
  15. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Can you blame them for being salty, they had to steal the Browns team to get a NFL team.
  16. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Dwayne Allen Stats - Indianapolis Colts - ESPN Man that is backup QB levels of cash being thrown at someone who hasn't did fuck all.
  17. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Shouldn't have given Bradford money, his only mistake thus far.
  18. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I fucking love Chip Kelly, best thing to happen to the NFC East since Dan Snyder.
  19. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Wendall Williams runs 4.19-second 40 at regional combine | ProFootballTalk The comments had me rolling lol. Sounds like a comment that would be made on these forums.
  20. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Ramsey is my pick for the Cowboys.
  21. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Jsaon Garrett is much better at 8-8 and .500 than Fisher
  22. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Lamar Miller and Darren McFadden is the duo I would love for the cowboys.
  23. Burnem Wizfyre

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I eagerly await the next piece of science that is widely accepted as true/real but not yet able to be detected/verified with experiments today that he will claim is complete bullshit only for it to be proven with experiments within a year.
  24. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    He's just as likely to be the back up of Cousins with Snyder, try not to forget that Snyder is just as retarded only difference is Jerry at least got shit right once when he hired Jimmy Johnson.
  25. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Im happy for DeMarcus Ware, he played awesome as well.
  26. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    He did it with Ted Gin and a rookie...
  27. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Cam is becoming a real QB and not just a RB with a decent arm. Proved me wrong.
  28. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Fuck the Seahawks
  29. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Well I would prefer it be as a Cowboy but I don't really care to be honest with ya.
  30. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Haley finally in the HOF, about fucking time.
  31. Burnem Wizfyre

    My new Dating Pool

    You know I think of all the scenarios people have given for how this ends for Johnny49 no one has stated the most likely outcome, being found dead in his vehicle after being robbed by his hoe and her pimp.
  32. Burnem Wizfyre

    Suge Knight Charged with Murder

    Suge Knight should have been in prison decades ago but from the sounds of it not because of this.
  33. Burnem Wizfyre

    Suge Knight Charged with Murder

    I haven't heard a single rap song that has been produced this century, I still knew what whip meant.
  34. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    He's taking it up the ass from parts unknown.
  35. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Your reading comprehension is dog shit just like your posting history. When interviewing for the head coaching position an applicant mentioned drafting Wilson they laughed at the idea of drafting a short QB and that he couldn't play because of his height which lead to that applicant deciding...
  36. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    You really are fucking stupid.