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Like we're going to take advice from the guy whose bathroom smells like a cadaver during the winter.

Big dildo.

Plus it's just plain fun!

Negging only works on real girls, Trollface.

Mmmm. Delicious poopy.

How is that even a question? Hats.

That's why I won't cut out sweet and fried stuff. I'm just trying to protect my body from rejecting those foods!

Decided to hit Wendy's on my way back to work from the gym and try the sriracha chicken and had them upgrade the fries to the sriracha fries. This is the best thing I've had from Wendy's in a long time. It was really good. Those whack-ass greens on the sandwich really add nothing, though.

Yes, it went down.

I am fully open to the concept that the Steam Controller is better if you're adept at using it. I just didn't have the patience to become so. Maybe I'll give it another shot, but my right thumb is fighting me every step of the way.

I'm sure a lot of it simply a learning curve and teaching new muscle memory(and I just wasn't patient enough for those things to kick in), but the lack of a physical right stick just drove me nuts. I find that often rest my thumb against the right stick when it's not in use(on my Xbox/PS4 pad)...

This is the best example of why not to fuck coworkers! She sounds clingy as fuck!

I have a Steam Controller already, I just don't like it.

Can I use my Xbox Elite controller with the Steam Link? Does the Microsoft wireless dongle work with it?

I can't blame Muhammad for dipping. Pork is haram.

I hope the slices are bigger than the pictures you posted.

I loved this show, but after watching it, I ended up talking with that oldschool Irish accent for weeks. My girlfriend hated it, so I couldn't stop doing it!

I've started using canned tomatoes in a lot of recipes instead of the "fresh" tomatoes at the super market. The super market ones always taste like nothing, where as the canned always have a very good tomato flavor. I know growing your own usually is the best, but the produce sections are almost...

Noodle doesn't know the raunchy shit his wife has done, either.

Reported for bullying in the Grown Up section!

Looks good, but I don't know wtf shakshuka is.

Your lunch.

Yes, that's a shameful death if you live in a first world country.

It was some drawing of a Reese's cup with pubes on it and we all signed it for someone. Heaven's Myst maybe? I don't remember. I'm sure someone( @Erronius ) saved it.

I don't find that weird at all. I'm extremely close with my two brothers and if I had sex life problems, I would definitely talk to them.

I did a lot of drugs in the Bush years and I'm now a relatively successful, well-adjusted 40 year old. Thanks, George!

Being a TV dinner table isn't a stretch from a dead fish.

Now I'm horngry.

He already did that back on FOH.

I signed it with the one person I truly love.

This sounds like a case of the naked man. Just show up to work naked and see if there is any chemistry.

Word. Michelle Obama is fit, but she's not pretty. In a month, we'll have the hottest first lady.

Wait a second...there was a bejeweled wow add on?! Did they nerf the API to not allow mini games like that any more?

He lent me 3 bucks for lunch.

I just call that Tuesday night dinner.

I think it's just masturbating at that point. So yes, better.

But sex is also good without it. I can't say the same for Papa John's pizza.

Maybe it's better if you just pour that all over the pizza?