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This is the same one a lot of you nerds told me I was overreacting on when she played her vague, mysterious date cancelling game. You fuckers and some of my friends were all like "You're too hard on people! You need to give her a chance!". Look what happens when you give someone a chance...

You're right. I should stop dating these 19 year old bartenders with drinking problems. I need to stop meeting women at ICP shows. I've made it readily apparent to everyone here that I never consider career, upbringing, social skills or anything else for that matter. I'm only interested in dat...

The only thing that gives me pause is that I still have a mortgage payment. If I didn't have that I would do the consulting thing without a second thought.

Healthcare costs are not the issue. The only real issue is the other thing you mentioned... finding new contracts when one runs out. But when you take home the same amount of money in 3-4 months that it used to take you an entire year to earn, you can give yourself a nice cushion for times when...

I gotta tell ya bros, and it echoes what some other people have already been saying. Now that I'm through my first month as a consultant and getting paid hourly I don't know if I can go back to a salaried gig. I'm making double what I was making before. I lose some PTO and pay about $200/mo...

Le Chef. It's a french comedy with the great Jean Reno (Leon: The Professional, Ronin, etc)

Smoking weed, drinking beer and playing horse shoes? It does sound like a pretty good time. Some of you guys are boners. "I can't see my computer screen from the glare of the spotlight. Grumble Grumble Grumble."

You wouldn't happen to live on Alice Drive in Coventry CT would you? Because it sounds like you're talking about my friend's place, haha

Here's what just happened with the woman I was dating until today at a friend's house: We had a minor blow up because she felt disrespected by me because some guy I barely know was talking shit to her while we were playing some backyard games. The name of the game is Cornhole (yes, that's...

The burgers at McD's fuck with my stomach. The chicken is fine.

I had no choice. They were uncontrollable.

Speaking of that I had T-Bell last night and it actually did fuck up my stomach. I was pissing out of my ass and farting uncontrollably all night.

I have never had a code sample submitted to me with a resume.

I make so much money as a developer I've actually just been buying huge piles of dirt and having them delivered to my enemies' driveways. Right in front of the garage door.

How long will my freshly made thai red curry paste last in a normal tupperware in the fridge bros?

Yea man, comp sci majors usally work in departments full of women. EDIT: leaving the original post, but got my wires crossed on which thread I was in.

Now that I think about it, it's curly braces in C# too. Just square brackets when you are declaring the variable.

You look like you like it hard, right baby?

Hasn't that been the syntax for an array in every OOP language?

If you want to find a hobby that most anyone can find interesting and women will respond to. Learn how to cook. 99% of the time talking about cooking and what you like to make leads to great conversation in my experience. And if you can make things that people typically only get at restaurants...

We gotta wait for summer 2016 for this one right? I also want some new Hunter X Hunter and Magi.

I think the trick isn't to not talk about video games period, but rather, not to go into gory detail unless she plays them too. This is true for any hobby. Talking too much about shit the person you're out with doesn't care about is a bad move regardless of topic. If you shred on the guitar...

Talking about video games has never hurt me in the dating game. But then again I'm a borderline arrogant mother fucker who does a lot of other fun and interesting things. Video games aren't a problem. If video games are the only thing you ever do in your spare time that is the problem.

Having testing staff write unit tests seems like a great way to add a ton of overhead to the development process. "Ok I THINK I'm dev complete but since you guys have to write the unit tests go ahead and do that and let me know if anything breaks"

Just had a quesarito and had them add the new ghost pepper sauce. 10/10. Do it.

Easier said than done

"We wanted to see how dark we could make night" Lap it up bros. Lap it up.

Sounds spicy, mmmmmm

It got lost in the noise.

I wish you guys would give me a recipe I asked for in the COOKING thread instead of trying to talk me out of making something at all.

How does this btcher shop's sign make you feel Mist? Meat Culture?

So I need to find a bang maid.

L is nowhere near R on a keyboard.

That's not how the rich stay rich!

Because I got a mortar and pestle for free and don't own a food processor. Economics!

But I just got a mortar and pestle and want to use it!

The One I Love is hot wet garbage too. That shit went so far off the fucking rails.

I think Fnatic has a legitimate chance if they pick/ban well. Nobody from NA has any chance at all.

You can't truly hate someone unless you've loved them first.