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Trust me, I'm even worse in real life.

You and Monkey should watch the show together. Maybe you can help each other out.

So you think the narcissistic douche they have hammered the point on being a narcissistic douche seems more philanthropic than the guy they are clearly trying to portray as kind? Are you trolling at this point?

How many times do we have to repair this goddamn ceiling?!

It's almost like there are 30 years worth of stuff that happened to William that we aren't aware of.

C'mon, man. Let's not get crazy...

I'm ok with spit-balling all kinds of retarded theories. It's when people start saying this with certainty that I have to call it out. It's been shown several times, across several episodes that the hosts are reassigned to all types of different roles. Not only does it make sense in the...

Wasn't Monkey also the one who was certain this was all one timeline? In other words, he's very bad at watching tv.

I'm pretty sure this was not written by anyone who wrote for Lost. Abrams is a producer for this, not a writer or director.

The best way to serve eggnog is to pour it down the drain and have some gin and club soda instead.

Yes, good point. Order a speculum from Amazon and get us a pic.

That's not tinfoil. That's giant lead box.

You just out-cheezed, McCheese.

If Ford and Arnold are a split personality, I will definitely be bewildered. I just don't think for the same reasons you will be.

Really, nothing dissuades you from that? Not even the picture of Arnold looking exactly like Bernard?

So, uhhh what is this room that you're working on?

But why? It's not like they hid her death. The body was recovered and shown in the following episode.

Your jerk-off station is a mess, @Picasso3

Where are all of these slut studies at? How can I get in on the research?

Yes, the virgins are definitely immune to leaving you for some new dick. Logic dictates they would have an even higher interest in trying something new.

Yeah, the fact that we don't see her body makes me suspect she is not dead as well.

Here, here. Bring on the cumbuckets!

Elsie directly told Robo-Arnold that it was Teresa doing it, though. I'm sure that information got back to Ford via Bernard.

Elsie ate Ford's lunch one time, when he left in the break room refrigerator. That kill was purely personal.

You know you've gone overboard when you start getting growths from junk food.

Yeah, Arnold is already dead during the Logan/Billy scenes, but I'm assuming his death was very recent(in that timeline).

Possibly. We just don't know. I don't even think there was evidence that the reveries are what was causing the flashbacks, etc. It was just suspected to be them since they were recently introduced in the current timeline. The sentience and flashbacks may just be part of their original...

My guess is Dolores is the first attempt by Arnold to make a host self-aware. Those scenes with Logan and Billy are her starting that process(as shown by the scenes of her talking directly with Arnold). There's no evidence that her behavior in those scenes has anything to do with the reveries...

Oh ye of little faith...

You clearly haven't met enough crazy chicks.

Yup. I've eaten a ton of digiorno and it's never 'soggy'. Right from the freezer onto a pizza pan that preheated with the oven(I usually don't use my stone as it takes longer to preheat - I use it for homemade pizza).

I know a girl who took many dicks in her ass and still claimed to be a virgin to her now-husband. It's the no-pussy-penetration rule, I guess.

That looks like a bad case of "that wasn't a stud".

My cooking was too X-TREME.

You always show up to the course prepared!

@a_skeleton_03 can tell you all about water hazards.

That truck is done partying like it's 1999.

I love the Evoque, but not a fan of the other Range Rovers. F Pace looks nice.

BLTs are the best, man.