NOW LISTEN HERE: I give my heart and soul on this board EVERY DAY for you ungrateful people. I hereby INSIST that every last one of you start giving me love and positive Tuconets. And I mean it, too. So there.
That message was to whoever sent me into negative 'nets, then gloated about it, as if I give a shit. It was meant more figuratively than anything. (and yes, that azz does look sniffable.)