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The agent is the best character in this show by far.

You're a true bro Sutekh

I'm billing about double of what my salary was right now as an hourly rate and to be honest I feel a little foolish because I could have gotten quite a bit more. Hindsight and all that.

7 episodes in. 10/10, will watch again

I merely meant london broil sounds like a pain in the sous vide

London broil sounds fuckin stupid

Shit, how the hell are the purses for TI that high? 6th place still gets over a million. Isn't LoL's winner purse only 1 mill?

Someone just gifted me a brand new granite mortar and pestle. Anything I need to know about before first time use?

Use pork rinds and capn crunch, processed in a food processor, as your "breading". Ok maybe not capn crunch, because that's probably got gluten in it? But definitely pork rinds

I think he was agreeing with you.

What about Kentucky?

You're really claiming only people on government subsidies are fat? Bro, southern cuisine is super unhealthy. Super delicious but super goddamn unhealthy. Tons of porkers in the south.

I got a tattoo of a crisp hundred dollar bill on my jimmy johnson dippy stick. This way when my woman wants to go shopping I can say "Why? Just stay home and blow 100 bucks"

But the record company's gonna give me lotsa money and everything's gonna be alright.

This is the grown up forum Dirk. Are you insinuating not every conversation that takes place here is adult?

Alright but how could someone who's business seems to be doing so well have credit card debt at all for any length of time? That's bonkers.

Just saw the trailer in a commercial. Kanye West as the trailer music? Really? Shit looks terrible.

Throw some track marks on a woman who just had a C-section and I'll fall harder than Onoes.

It's pretty new. I'm sure there will be clone recipes out there soon enough, just needs some time.

I don't know why you would shoot it when you can smoke it. Smoking makes you look really friggin cool.

You smoke meth in pipes exactly like crack. Someone's a poser.

If you say so. This story is the same exact story he's given 2 or 3 times since his divorce. "So happy, she's the one" etc. I hope it works out for him but this really isn't any different.

Uh what? He did exactly the same thing he was doing when he had the horns. Did you not pay attention to the way the two of them met?

I have no idea how the fuck people live up there. It's truly terrible.

Khane goes to law school. "SEE YA IN HELL SUCKERS!!!"

It's the same size. 1.6 cu ft.

Have you tried negotiating with dick shadow art?

Yea I ended up just buying a new one.

Hrmmm. Undergrad GPA was only like 3.4, I blew it! Though Clarkson University is a pretty well respected engineering school.

Is that typical for people who are already established in careers and not coming out of high school? I just randomly assumed only high schoolers qualified for scholarships.

I had never heard of Boudin Balls before so I googled it. Now I want Boudin Balls.

So is that the end of comedy outside of ultra real time pop culture references?

I've given a lot of thought to going the Cad route once my debt is erased in the next 2-3 years. Just to start up the debt train all over again!

It's in the lease since the apartment came that way when I bought the house.

Yea I figured I'd have to buy a new one. Only problem is this is a 1.6 cu ft over the range mounted unit and the cheapest ones I can find are over $200. Not a huge deal but bleh.

Anyone have experience with Microwave repair? My tenant, who doesn't take care of shit (surprise surprise) has a Frigidaire model FMT106T1B1 microwave (All the appliances in the apartment are mine) that started smoking when he tried to use it and now doesn't work at all. I'm trying to figure out...

One of my exes used to run her own coffee catering company and she swore by cold brew. She was a fiend for it.

That episode didn't feel like it moved the story forward enough considering only 2 episodes left

Some people use their hands for shadow art, I use my dick. It's like forehead kisses but more artistic.

What if I can make my dick look like a coat hanger?