It is estimated Donald Trump's big mouth has lost him $100 million in income. It?s bad. That thing on Trump?s head will have to get a job.
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Alex Kaseberg ?@AlexKaseberg Jul 16
Scientists in Antarctica have found a 50-million-year-old sperm cell. This also just in: porn is 50 million years old.
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Alex Kaseberg ?@AlexKaseberg Jul 16
First International American Football tournament, US beat France 82-0. France learned the hard way there is no surrendering in football.
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Alex Kaseberg ?@AlexKaseberg Jul 16
Ronda Rousey burned Floyd Mayweather so bad at the ESPY's he may have to change his name to Floyd Summer-In-Hell-Weather.
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Alex Kaseberg ?@AlexKaseberg Jul 15
NASA is receiving detailed pictures of Pluto. There is even a shape that closely resembles Snoopy?s profile. Man, MetLife is everywhere.
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Alex Kaseberg ?@AlexKaseberg Jul 15
New pictures of Pluto reveal it is bigger than NASA thought, it has more mountains and it only has about ten Starbucks. #WhoKnew ?
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Alex Kaseberg ?@AlexKaseberg Jul 15
Denver Broncos signed, Demaryius Thomas, to a five year $70 mil. deal. Many NFL experts feel he is the best player ever named Demaryius.
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Alex Kaseberg ?@AlexKaseberg Jul 15
Four stages of banana ownership:
Too green.
Almost there, bright yellow.
Where did those brown spots come from?
Who left a dead bat in here?
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Alex Kaseberg ?@AlexKaseberg Jul 15
'Trainwreck' review: Amy Schumer aces big-screen comedy test
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Alex Kaseberg ?@AlexKaseberg Jul 15
A British woman crashed her car while using a vibrator. She is writing a book about it: ?50 Shades of Triple A?s.?
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Alex Kaseberg ?@AlexKaseberg Jul 15
Florida man arrested for having sex with bound and gagged alligator. He?s writing book about it called: ?50 Shades of Everglades.?
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Alex Kaseberg ?@AlexKaseberg Jul 15
Donald Trump in twitter feud with escaped Mexican drug lord, El Chapo. Which is funny because El Chapo in Spanish means ?You?re Fired.?
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Alex Kaseberg ?@AlexKaseberg Jul 15
There is a dating website for well-endowed men called ?7-OrBetter.? One more place where Donald Trump is not welcomed.
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Alex Kaseberg ?@AlexKaseberg Jul 15
59-year-old Florida man arrested for having sex with an alligator. In addition, he is now in contention for Florida Man of the Year.
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Alex Kaseberg ?@AlexKaseberg Jul 15
Donald Trump tweeted out a picture of Trump with Nazis then he deleted it. Only Donald Trump could get in a twitter feud with Nazis.
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