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And I knew you weren't.

I would rather be judged than have a fry fall in between my seat and center console!

I wonder why it's not working...

Radio Head - No Surprises

trex is already self-conscious about her taco, man.

The maze is just part of The Black Cowboy class epic quest.

Crap in a Box

The saying goes: Baking is a science, cooking is an art. I usually wing it during the week, but on weekends I'm usually trying new recipes etc. As you said, with baking, I'm always pretty exact.

Your butthole?

That escaped whore-bot's tits looked quite biological as well. I made sure to watch several times to confirm.

, he said while furiously masturbating.

I just feel like masturbating is something you naturally explore and do and being 'sheltered' or 'conservative' don't usually play into it. At least that's how it was for me. I don't think your women are lying. They are just fucking weird as hell.

I would, but I recently started requiring my girlfriend clap for me every time I come home so that would probably cause some issues.

Yeah, I bought some under cabinet lights at Ikea this weekend. When my electrician comes, I'm going to discuss powering options. Even if I don't have them on the switch, Ikea has a wireless remote switch you can pretty much put wherever.

Update on kitchen. Counter is in and plumbing is complete. As much as I like the look of the faucet, I think I'm going to return it and put in something else. It doesn't pull out far enough in relation to the size of the sink.. A sample of the backsplash mosaic is in the pic below. They will...

@Amod Why was this Rickshaw'd?

If we're including manspreading, stand-rape and stare-rape my numbers are off the fucking chart.

You'll get no argument from me here. As far as I know, JJ Abrams has 0 writing credits for the show and is only a producer. Hopefully that will help keep this less Lost-like.

Also, as far as Ed being a robot, there was a scene in yesterday's episode where an employee is watching him kill people in that town and mentions how the customer is killing a bunch of hosts and the head security dude says, "That gentleman gets whatever he wants." So if he's a robot, the...

I don't know. We have 2 episodes of information and basically 0 information on Ed Harris's character. You're making large narrative leaps based on what? We have no clue what the maze even is and what it leads to. I totally understand the theorycrafting that goes on in these threads, but it's...

Sounds like a plan to me.

Yes, if you think he's a robot and he literally said I was born here, I guess. I don't think he's a robot.

That was clearly meant in a figurative sense. Homie is older than 30 years.

Are there any numbers on actual unique and active accounts that play on P99?

From the article:

Zika free so far.

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Like father, like son.

I'm going to marry her, but not while she is pregnant.

Bruh, you know I can hold my own. I'm from the hood.

Tanoomba wrong as usual.

I find the hands-off approach works best in most situations where I'm required to do anything. Funny thing about the bastard thing. When we told her parents(who are Filipino Catholics - they love them some Pope), her mom's first reaction was a really worried look on her face and she says...

I see her face every time I close my eyes.

Yes, it will be nice and clean after the hurricane.

It was nice knowing you all!

Exactly. I'm not certain it was Noodle, though. Someone claimed their wife never masturbated.

Was it your wife who never masturbated?

I look forward to your posts in the parenting thread, P.

Being married is hardly a qualifier for discussion in this thread. I'm pretty sure I've been with my girlfriend longer than Picasso has known his wife, for instance.

Sounds like a handy feature in the coming cold months.