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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wouldn't be the first time my dick made someone cry
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Look Mrs G here's where you're at. I posted my dick once for a contest and the other contestant had a literal goblin dick so I had a unanimous victory. I've tried never speaking of it again, I've made jokes, but no matter what someone will always bring it up. Some people here even saved it...
  3. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Let's not forget that msg isn't even bad for you. Just one dude said it was in the 70s and everyone believed him still to this day.
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    Overwatch

    Try windowed full screen mode
  5. Noodleface

    Keyboards & Mice

    Raided and did dungeons for about 5 hours tonight straight and my left hand got a goddamn work out on the ducky.
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    Parent Thread

    First kid we didn't want to know so until he plopped out we had no idea. So much relief when I saw it was a dude. This time were finding out. I guess the genetic testing my wife is having done has a near 100% accurate prediction of gender so we will be finding out pretty soon.
  7. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I've only worked on hardware and embedded systems and can't really use traditional debuggers. I feel that's one area I lack in. Although I used a hardware debugger almost everyday on pentium processors debugging assembly so I have that.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We use clear case Fucking clear case. I miss git so bad. Git is how version control should be done.
  9. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I'd almost go as far as to say they cut the health by 35 to 50%
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Normal Helya hilariously nerfed to LFR difficulty level
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I wouldn't trust consensus, he used to post borderline child porn shit and also something about wishing draegans kid was dead
  12. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't eat Chinese food because it's Chinese. I eat it because it's fucking delicious
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sorry man my wife doesn't have sandpaper hands so it feels good still. I ain't got no problem with a quality handy
  14. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not every day but the occasional handy feels good
  15. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Haha I told my wife I saw it. She wants a girl. God. Fuck my life if it's a girl.
  16. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Gotta vent for a second here. So we're in our first month of early intervention. He's meeting with people 4x a week. I'm told 'insurance covers this 100%' Today I get a bill for $1500 for a 17 days. It includes each visit at $90,and some other ones that were like $300 when the team all came...
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    OK Phazael since you posted a pic I won't make fun of you anymore, I do get a little rustled when my son is called a fuck trophy because my wife is practically the best mother a kid could ask for minus cleaning. Also I've posted my dick here before Also I posted a video of me playing guitar...
  18. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    To be fair I didn't know If Phazael was morbidly obese or skinny. Nerds tend to sit on one extreme or another. The fact that they spend all day in bed eating pistachios I assume it's obesity
  19. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Ritley is my boy
  20. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I was talking about Portuguese chourico not that Mexican horse shit
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Schwing schwing
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    We run... Uh... Let's see Tuesday Wednesday is a small group that does through heroic EN at least. Thursday another alt group does normal en. Friday and Monday we do heroic EN, normal tov, and heroic ToV progression
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    The Fast Food Thread

    How is linguica hipster? It's sort of like chourico
  24. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    The best pizza toppings are either linguica or Buffalo chicken Pepperoni is a topping for baby's
  25. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I wanted to do mythic but no one else really did so I just went with it
  26. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Stuff like frame rate and lack of shadows really strike me
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yes but not mythic. I meant 2 days a week in mythic is very tight and is going to cause people to lose their shit easier
  28. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    a_skeleton_02 could you get any worse
  29. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't really call them pies and I'm like 83% Italian
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    OK Elizabeth Warren Most of us are in our 30s or 40s and married or were married or in a_skeleton_02 case a closeted gay black man. I wouldn't worry too much about your looks here. In general most people would take great and disgusting pleasure in reading of your sexcapades. Once in a...
  31. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I think at 2 days you run the risk of people getting even more mad at eachothrer
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Talk to zalere and blackteaz because usually they form the raids up if I'm not there
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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Also. I built a beastly gaming pc awhile ago so maybe that plays into it but I don't think the graphics are very good
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Werd I'll check it tonight
  35. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    And people called me crazy
  36. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hopefully my only black friend Mr G is smiling down from heavens
  37. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I have two in my town that are the exact same style and taste miles apart. One might be retarded though because his calzone was literally a pizza flipped on its second half. Depressing
  38. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I just can't fathom putting a cardboard domino's ketchup pizza next to a local chains pizza and saying they're the same. One places uses mostly fresh ingredients and the other probably freezes everything a month in advance.