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I usually hate the unrealistic shit(looking at you, fucking time traveler) but this was just a dream sequence really. I wouldn't ask for it, but it's nothing totally insane. And Castle just jumping in to it with both feet was funny.

I swear we had thisexactsame strip club derail in the last few months and I punctuated it with the exact same video, but I can't find it now so maybe it was the ask amod thread or something=P Ron is God.

Shaun Hill, Mettenberger, and Hoyer...literally the only projected starters available. I also have Alex Smith on my bench. Cam is playing Atlanta and they tend to give up a lot of yards so I guess I stick with the rotting corpse of Cam Newton for another week. Tempted to grab Shaun Hill and...

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I know it's not classy to talk about, but the AFC North is the first division to have all the teams 2 games over .500 this late in the season in the 1935 "West" division. And I still can't decide if any of the teams are actuallygood.

Finished book 9 of Shadows of the Apt.War Master's Gate. As much as I enjoy the world and some of the characters I can hardly convince myself to read the last one. Book 8 was an absolute chore. 600 pages and it felt like 450 of them were describing the flying dogfights, and that shit is...

Yeah I was just whining about the trickles of diagram dragging on here a few weeks ago, really liked how they finalized it in one big reveal there. Much more satisying than I expected. I also like rogue vigilante Ward, I hope that stays mostly separate for a couple episodes with him rooting out...

You ain't searched shit=P Podcasts Anyways, sounds interesting. I'll never listen to it, but it's a cool concept=)

I'm with whoever it was that suggested Emily Blunt recently. Full Metal Bitch gets my vote.

So exactly what I said that corrected what you said?

I found a picture from a typical Sunday at Phazael's watching an intense Bears/Packers game. "I say old chap, that was a smashing good matriculation of the oblate spheroid to the scoring vestibule. Jolly good show!"

No, I understand you chug cock. There was no confusion, your highness.

Leave the shape of his dick out of this.

The Thomas Files.

Yeah there's actually a ton of awesome comedy out there now. I always think of trash like Big Bang Theory or Two Broke Girls or American Dad and that's not fair.

Seriously, that "mooning" was the biggest non-story in football history. It was the exact moment that the last few idiots who didn't already started to wish Joe Buck would get throat cancer. Retarded assholes reacted to this like Moss raped their mothers. edit: Also, stop being...

Oofs. Was watching GOTG, I don't think I'll turn this game on=P

You people been reading this thread lately? They're pretty equally the fucking worst.

Hey that's great, go fuck yourself. 2 QB league and my only reliable one I got through a trade, Carson Palmer, just went to IR. I'm back to fucking shithouse Cam Newton and fucking frat shithouse Matt Stafford...3 game losing streak for the first time ever. I begin to suspect I will not...

Want a stud rookie WR? Got Odell Beckham or Martavis Bryant. 6td in 4 games!!

Sony continues to have no fucking idea what to do with one of the most lucrative properties in Hollywood. Is Sony Really Considering a Spider-Man Spinoff About Young Aunt May? - Spinoff Online

The Bears last three games set a record for most points allowed in a three game span. The only other team to allow 50 in back to back games was the Rochester Jeffersons in 1923 The 42-0 halftime lead was the 2nd highest ever, behind that Pats/Titans game a few years back that was 45-0.

Tennessee is over .200(barely), so the Steelers should be able to win Monday night...

Christ I love Harley Quinn in Injustice. They really nail just the right level of crazy while keeping her a sympathetic character. She's hilarious.

It's adjusted for era, deal with it. Stop being facile and childish. Also Seth Griffith had a nice goal. Switched to video so you can here the Boston announcers. "Little chip backhandah"

He didn't "admit" anything, him and Anik called out the judges for a questionable decision. One that wasn't nearly as egregious as people are acting. There's bad decisions everywhere, this one was really overblown just because of the circumstances.

American Dad is better than festering crotch sores, but only slightly.

And you were doing so good...

OnReview: It's weird and definitely not for everyone, but funny as fuck. Got better as the season went on and his life got more and more part of the show. I'm a big fan of Andy Daly from his appearances on the Comedy Bang Bang podcast so I guess I was predisposed to like it.

3 leagues I was up pretty comfortably going in to Sunday night. 3 leagues I lost comfortably in by Monday night. Fuck you, fantasy football.

Cam Newton/Panthers is fucking me in the ass across all leagues. Killing me as my QB in my money league, killing me by just feeding the Eagles D points in our league. 31 fucking points FROM A FUCKING DEFENSE!? Fuck Cam Newton. Fuck him in his stupid capri pants wearing ass.

If only I could refute that with a post from the past 3 days!! 95% was an exaggeration obviously, but I feel thoroughly chastened by spronk's list.

You can never take away this week 5 #1 power ranking from us!

I keep telling myself that he could do what he did week 6 against Cincy again...30+ points would give me hope.

I need Cam Newton(sigh) to score 1.6 more points than Mark Sanchez, Darren Sproles, and Zach Ertz. COME ON HORRIFIC 3 WAY KNEE ON KNEE HANDOFF FUCK UP COLLISION!!!

Guys, stop hating. Seriously guys... What We Learned: Your dislike of Sidney Crosby is facile and childish | Puck Daddy - Yahoo Sports "He's dominating the league in ways that only Gretzky did." I mean, I know it's football terminology, but he's playing at a Michael Jordan level right...

Internet posters are such fucking drama queens. It was worse than other seasons, still better than 95% of other comedy.