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You're kind of asking for it parking out in the middle of nowhere. People know exactly why you're parking in no man's land and enough of them will purposely fuck with you as a result.

My thoughts, Hero tokens will almost never drop, ever. Lootsplosions will be extremely rare without patrol boosts. 4 affix cores will still be abysmally low drop rate. I think the only good farming use for these zones will be challenge bonus uniques and reliquaries of rarity. Hopefully I'm...

GAME MODES: COSMIC MIDTOWN PATROL AND INDUSTRY CITY PATROL Two brand new, highly challenging versions of Midtown Patrol and Industry City Patrol are now available! These zones are very difficult and are intended for very well geared heroes only - teamwork is a must, bring your friends! We...

They are planning on gating it somehow, though the current plan is stupid as shit. They really should just add a queue and make it group only. Like raids.

I've definitely gotten McNuggets that were sitting out for longer than 20 minutes, I'll tell you what!

If you can actually draw attention away from the actual damage dealers you aren't really leeching. I spent a good portion of my morning today ignoring work and figuring out how to spend my omegas for cosmic patrols.

You think they're actually gonna make it fresh?

So McCheese, when can we expect your report on this place?

Anyone tried a cosmic patrol zone yet?

Isn't your wife Philipino?

Because of the boss' erection obviously.

Noodle is just jealous he doesn't look that good wrapped in parchment paper, sprinkled in parsley.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?!

This is not true in the software field. Degree doesn't mean much after you've gotten real world experience under your belt unless the interviewing company has a stick up their ass. In which case I wouldn't recommend working for them. How long have you held your current title Jake? And how...

Oh I agree 100% that it's laughable to not have any ambition other than to find someone to take care of you. But at least they are smart enough to know it's important haha. The bathroom selfie, bad grammar chicks are just pure entertainment. I love that for 90% of the women who online date...

That's interesting. #1 in your list doesn't mean much to me, I think it's perfectly reasonable for anyone in any walk of life, kids or not, to have monetary expectations. It's naive not to. In fact I find it to be a severe red flag when a woman my age (I'm 32) is still pretending money doesn't...

I think the moral of the story here is never date a broad abroad.

If you have a lot of stash space, staying in midtown far beyond it's intended level range just to farm boxes was easy no matter which hero you played. And do LQ's grant exp based on the level of the zone you're in or your character level? In other words, it doesn't matter how shitty Hawkeye is...

White to Cosmic or Red to Cosmic? Because White to Cosmic is impressive in 4 hours, red is about normal with some boosts runnings. It only took me about 5 hours on Monday (before max server side was in, still 48% more yesterday than monday) to go from red to cosmic 60.

Bros, I haven't had fast food in over a month. Will I have lost the taste for it when the time finally comes again?

Can't wait to see what a mess cosmic patrol zones are.

It usually takes me 20-25 minutes to do all the red and green terminals because I do them on hulk and have to use a zigg. And that's fast, wasting no time whatsoever in between. It just takes time to zone in, tele, kill, loot, zone out. Doom will take you 3 minutes or more just because of the...

It takes a lot longer than 5 minutes to run those 24 terminals. Even with a teleporter it's basically 1 minute per cube shard overall. Between those and the SQs you can waste an hour doing your "daily" stuff everyday which is rather annoying. And that's not counting the one shots...

Yes, your brutal strike chance is just the percentage of critical hits that will instead be brutal strikes. So it rolls, crit check (yes/no), if yes brut check (yes/no)

So basically get a buff, tag the boss, die far away from where the lootsplosion would happen, let your friend kill, then release and teleport back to him? This would probably be the easiest on bosses where you can zone out right near them (Magneto) and get killed by other mobs. If that's...

I really doubt they are saying it. It's just usually fairly obvious. They say things like "I'm not looking for a new dad for my daughter, she already has one". Oh right of course, you definitely wouldn't want a decent man in your life who likes kids since you have one. Hahaha.

I've tried, with hulk it's pretty much impossible. Too much dmg.

Or bleed X-23. Or Movement Silver Surfer. So someone in my supergroup is claiming if you are a couple screens away when your group kills a boss you have a lucky buff for you get the lootsplosion but keep the buff. Anyone care to test it with me? In game name is Ritley.

The teflon doesn't even need to be super hot. You can do it on medium heat, just gotta make sure to let the pan get up to temp completely before dropping the eggs in. I still use butter for flavor and if the butter doesn't start sizzling as soon as it hits the pan it ain't hot enough yet.

I say reroll it until it's got high rolls then trade it for an SWGN +. That could take some time though.

Here's a good tip to follow. Any time some "expert" tells you something "tricks" your body, write them off. Think about that for a second. Let's go through all the things people say your body gets tricked by: Muscle confusion Actually let's just stop the list right there. I rest my case...

That's just kinda like... the way it goes. My date tonight was a bust too. She was so cool, fun and witty via text and a total fucking dud in person. I almost wonder if some of these women have stand ins for their texting/emailing. This is the biggest problem with online dating. It's very...

I don't understand that shit at all. It's not like it's difficult to set an alarm or cancel the morning of. And it isn't that people like that are "flaky", it's that they are inconsiderate shitheads. That's a real jimmie rustler.

That "photo" isn't CGI?

You should be able to do it with over easy eggs too. I do it almost everyday with a normal sized "thick" plastic spatula. Sounds like you need to level up! But in more helpful fashion this might do the trick for you because it has a graduated edge: Amazon.com: Kitchenaid Classic Nylon...

Learn how to flip it in the pan like a real man!!! In all honesty you shouldn't need a super thin spatula. Just let the pan pre-heat on medium heat then pour the scramble in. It should cook up really fast and not stick at all allowing you to shift it in the pan to get any normal sized spatula...

I prefer Magnum. Took him long enough though.

Save the ARMOR research drives for now. They are planning on updating the rewards very soon for those. Odin marks are used for Legendary Items and to bless your artifacts. Eternity splinters are mainly used to purchase heroes, team-ups or ultimate upgrade tokens. Cube shards can be used to...

Do you have decent gear on him? Because +skills scale the hell out of his damage. He's kind of meh as a fresh, ungeared 60 compared to the god tier he can become when geared.

How old was he when he was doing this? Because people seem to discount the fact that if you're active when you're 18 you can eat pretty much anything and still be physically fit. Do that shit for 10 years and by the time your 30 you'll start having health problems and by the time you're 40...