I buy wired personally. A quiet mechanical keyboard you will want red or even cherry silent switches. The Model M had a replacement? Think it was like KB 89something. Was still a model M if the noise was too much for you, it may not be what you want.
This may be what you're looking for though...
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Yeah, no doubt.
Just wondering how they actually will get the number of boots to get passed the red floors. Hey! These guys stole some boots! ZAP! Everyone down for the count.