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I used to be entertained by Aamina"s posts, but this shit is just juvenile now. You realize you"re arguing with Keg, right? You are so fucking stupid.

I think that"s it, too. I thought it was over 30-40 when women hit their sexual peak. It might be bullshit, but I believe that"s what they teach in the science classes.

For real. I wish I could find that video clip of the Louis C.K. stand up bit when he says if a woman shows him a picture of her killing his mom, he"d say, "When I cum we"re going to have to talk about that." It"s is only a slight exaggeration and that might be dependent on the man"s relationship...

Definitely doing it wrong.

Vagina is pretty awesome, though. You have to admit that.

I"m a dude, but I"m out until 1AM a lot of weeknights.

Mostly what I got from that story is how disgusting your apartment must be. You have some random box that you just throw shit into even if it"s on top of the shirt? You had to have remembered the shirt when you first started piling shit on top of it.

He lives in San Francisco, brah. Ain"t nothin" but queers up in dis bitch.

I, personally, find Keg can be funny at times. This is one of those times.

Hey guys, Eomer posted. It"s time to hold him down and jump on his nuts until someone else posts a tribulation of lust and love.

Yep. That was asshole.

I also believe in once a cheater, always a cheater. It hasn"t happened to me. Yet. I feel it happens to everyone at some point. All of the cheating ladies I"ve known through the years have been multiple offenders. A good friend of mine married one. I feel it"s just a matter of time.

I don"t get the attention whore thing, either. If you ignore an attention whore, they move on to the next person.

No way could the show I"m envisioning be on network television.

Hollywood could take notes from some of the shit stated in this thread. Comedic gold.

Blow jobs, dawg.

There is no other valid explanation.

WTF is calculus?

You don"t make it that hard to figure that you"re married and have kids. You kind of mention it often.

The drummer in my old band is still really good friends with his ex. She was even invited to his wedding and his wife was completely cool with it. In fact, they"ve been working on writing music together and are starting a band. I know this is an extreme exception, but don"t act like it can"t happen.

I don"t think Dabamf is looking for a relationship. Haven"t any of you heard about just...fucking women and thinking that"s a good way to spend your time? Who are the pussies here talking about relationships and shit.

Isn"t that one of the big advantages of being in an Asian country as a white dude? I"ve had a lot of friends live in Japan and all of them say it"s pussy haven there. Same with Hong Kong.

I love that bit in Californication where Hank explains one of those to the lawyer dude.

Reading all 36 pages of this thread has made my morning. Thank you, FoH. I knew there was a reason I came to these boards. This really is Hall of Shame-worthy.