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  1. Tuco

    Long full disclosure

    Oprah"s clitoral watch cost ten times more than your bed frame.
  2. Tuco

    Long full disclosure

    Your expensive watch only shows how much lower you are on my totem pole than Anwyn.
  3. Tuco

    Long full disclosure

    Your incessant insults reveal tremendous pain in your personal life. Those choosing to attack the weakest member of the group are typified by being in a depressed state themselves and often the lowest man on the totem socially.
  4. Tuco

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    What about the roses I bought my wife for valentines day? They were the last ones left in the clearance bin. At walmart.
  5. Tuco

    Stock technical analysis software

    Nah, I just thought it was "unlucky" for someone to come in here and take a look at Fulorian"s advice the day after his first pick drops 10%.
  6. Tuco

    Stock technical analysis software

    There"s a reason why people are reluctant to tell you what they moved on until after they see how it does, if Fulorian is wrong he will undoubtedly be corrected for some time because this thread isn"t going away. What"s not fair though is that last trading day F took a massive dip because of...
  7. Tuco

    Stock technical analysis software

    Wrapped up another block of work. This time it was 100% focused on adding more types of analyses to the system. I started out with the easy ones and so far have: Moving Average (Simple, Exponential and Weighted) Double Crossover Triple Crossover Envelope (Percentage based, High/Low and...
  8. Tuco

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m sure you"ve got some mechanism to defend against this, but what are you going to do when it fails and he reads this post and your entire post history on this forum? Shit, what are you going to do when he signs up to post on here? hahhaha what a nightmare for a parent.
  9. Tuco

    Stock technical analysis software

    Thanks for the tips. I"ve looked a little into arbitrage but I don"t think I could trade at the right timing constraints to take advantage of it. Right now I"m focusing more on purchase decisions that last for weeks or months. I had thought about using MATLAB (Used it in the past) but...
  10. Tuco

    Stock technical analysis software

    Just finished the first revision of the software I"m creating. The overall idea hasn"t changed much from what I asked for in the original post. The software allows the user to: 1. Load any symbol"s history and display it in a chart. 2. Select from a list of analyses to run on the...
  11. Tuco

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Definitely wouldn"t be cool with that, heh. Maybe after I"ve been married for a few years, but I know those guys are always waiting for your relationship to go through trouble so they can swoop in and get some desperate cunny. Kirun, you"re over thinking this shit. The greatest defense...
  12. Tuco

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Answer to all of this is the middle ground: 1. Answer texts every couple days. 2. Be civil and conversational in the hallways at work or other incidental meetings. 3. Decline to go out with her for drinks or whatever you guys did before.
  13. Tuco

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    It"s the same as anything else, you call her up and see how she responds to you. If she"s not warm and you"re not getting a good vibe from her, don"t go for it. If she sounds like she"s glad to hear from you, ask if she wants to go out for coffee.
  14. Tuco

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Seriously. Subterfuge is not a man"s game to play with women.
  15. Tuco

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    shit no wonder I couldn"t find <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TO5wryDdEI0?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed...
  16. Tuco

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    She"s trying to get you to dump her because she wants out of the long-distance relationship but doesn"t have the balls to call it off. She"s also replacing you with the same stimulus she wants to use to get you to dump her. Smart girl.
  17. Tuco

    Stock technical analysis software

    Hehe, when Lyrical said no one wants to show you their portfolio, he didn"t mean fake portfolio. It"s easy to make a set of portfolio"s and show off the best one! Just fuckin" with you prescient. I did some more research and started the development of my project. I"m very happy/lucky to have...
  18. Tuco

    Stock technical analysis software

    I signed up for MB Trading and they"re going to call me about opening an account or whatever, but I"m betting that"s going to be a dead end. Unless I"m missing something, Metatrader seems focused on Forex, and I"m more interested in stocks at the NYSE. It seems like Metatrader is just a front...
  19. Tuco

    Stock technical analysis software

    I"ve read that one already, and have done okay in my fund for following the advice in that book. Thanks, prescient. I"ll check that out.
  20. Tuco

    Stock technical analysis software

    Thanks for the advice gentlemen. After I finish the book I"m reading I plan to focus on some other stuff, but after that I"ll probably read a book on securities analysis. I"ll let you guys know if I find any software solutions that fit what I"m looking for.
  21. Tuco

    Coheed and Cambria writing about Mippo

    You know when the OP starts making smalltalk to smooth over his lunacy it"s time to put this thread where it belongs.
  22. Tuco

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    I hate to ban people after they talk shit about me, but twobit and Cadrid are right. Utnayan, see you in a week. Please stay away from Ngruk in the future. Ngruk, please make a new thread when you"ve got some new information or questions or whatever about your game that is post-worthy.
  23. Tuco

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    I"m just a janitor and always will be. Cleaning up the trash is hardly being in charge.
  24. Tuco

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    You don"t know Utnayan retardness until you"ve seen the PMs he"s sending me. I can"t even make sense of some of them.
  25. Tuco

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Did you seriously just type that bullshit out? Here"s a hint, while you were accruing a typical (That"s right, a typical) repertoire of experience playing games we all loved, Schilling was doing something with his life. So don"t come in here and insult the guy just because you spent 5 months...
  26. Tuco

    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    heh, yeah. And how the mod is like, "Sassing a moderator is a bannable offence." Hey guys, you guys can"t sass me anymore or I"ll ban you. And no jokes about my car either guys. I did my best with my blacksmithing hammer.
  27. Tuco

    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    Don"t let down men, she"s just deceiving us into quitting!
  28. Tuco

    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    Someone find a pic of Dzul and throw his ass in that sig pic.
  29. Tuco

    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    Guys careful, they threatened to contact our ISPs and have us shut down for harrassment. There"s no need to get in trouble over this. Oh, and r6random is a serious fucking nerd. Who the fuck says, "fail noun is fail". Don"t make me pokemon duel you.
  30. Tuco

    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    bant
  31. Tuco

    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    Yeah I think that"s pretty obvious, Cad, haha
  32. Tuco

    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    We presumed the last one would run for at least several days. It ran for less than one. No one knows when this one will end either.
  33. Tuco

    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    I have the feeling that Brooke will mysteriously gain and then win, heh.
  34. Tuco

    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    Yeah what a bunch of losers, who runs their forums like that. FYI in case any of you Brooke supporters need to finish your registration, send me a PM.
  35. Tuco

    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    If you guys find any other websites she"s solicited, post them here. Don"t go terrorizing them (Penis bomb wtf) though. Also, find nudes of Brooke stat:
  36. Tuco

    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    Guys, please do NOT try to circumvent the rules to win the contest. It"s not necessary and it"s against the spirit of competition. Don"t multi-vote or any nerd shit, and for damn sure don"t talk about it here. 63.5% btw.
  37. Tuco

    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    56.9% Brooke is fucked once Requiem sets shit up though. Only thing that can stop us now is someone hacking it.
  38. Tuco

    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    Wow what a faggot.
  39. Tuco

    Denizens of FOH I call upon thee!

    Better hope the good are delivered before the next round. Otherwise your cousin is screwed.