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Sorry dude, sounds like you've got a big shit sandwhich on your plate. Obamacare is fucked, no doubt about it, the extra layer of bureaucracy it's created is not helpful at all, but it sounds like it was less than ideal before Obamacare too, getting forced into a high risk pool with a bunch of...

Ya no biggie, but lesson learned. I dated a girl once that told me she was bipolar and I had to learn the hard way not to crack dumb jokes about it. Also learned not to date bipolar girls in general, but that's a different story.

Honestly bro, after you confronting her with your googlefu results, I think it's natural for her to assume you might be the one accessing her gmail account. Looking at it from her perspective it seems like a pretty big coincidence that in the same time frame, a guy she went out on a date with...

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So I just spent the weekend with an awesome girl in Missoula. We went to a couple shows, got hammered one night and she was able to keep up with me drink for drink, rode bikes all over the place, hit the farmers market and cooked a nice dinner at her place, went for a 4 or 5 mile hike up a...

Easy to see if you're looking for it. But i've seen plenty of actual fems that looked way worse than that dude.

Found this dude on OkCupid. If he/she didn't admit they were trans....? Ooof, would have fooled me. OkCupid | krystalsummers / 33 / F / Dallas, Texas

Ya well, so would fucking Shelly.... Your welcome.

It's like you're always inside my head. I thought I was the only one that spent a considerable part of his day thinking about barebacking asslings. Nice to know I'm not the only one.

Now that's a big Russian dong.

I don't wanna see the dicks! I just thought the gay dude might wanna see the russian's dong.

Fuck's sake what have I done?

No it was just a suggestion. A Hail Mary to get this thread out of the ditch before its retired.

You can PM it. No one but you and him will ever know.

Ya come on man, at least send him a pic of your weiner or something. Take one for the team. Times running out.

What kinda 'roids bro? Get some Winstrol, that shit will make you feel TIGHT! TIGHT!

Sperm wars! It's definitely a real thing in nature and pretty widespread across all the phylums and orders.

lol

Getting about time to send this thread to it's final resting place.

Does this guy know how to party or what? I bet he was a real fun guy to hang out with in college!

The HuffPo article makes no mention of a synthetic bacteria, just a naturally occurring bacteria that can metabolize crude oil and it's byproducts. Seems to me that the obvious and most likely culprit for the spate of rashes in the Gulf is the dispersal agents and the crude oil itself, not...

Can you source the synthetic bacteria please?

If I thought anyone actually valued your opinion I could dig up a dozen quotes of you blanket labeling everyone that disagrees with you as Obama lovers. You're not fooling anyone.

Funny how you in particular have conveniently ignored at least a couple dozen attempts by several posters to demonstrate to you that they don't indeed particularly like Obamacare. You will just go slink into the shadows for a couple weeks and come back with this stupid strawman that you heard...

Hey guys, did you know that some people cheat on their taxes in order to pay less? We should probably totally abolish the whole income tax scheme too while we are at it. Maybe we can pay for all those shiny new aircraft carriers with food stamps.

Wut?

Tyrion never gave Sansa gonorhea

I love Howard, but he goes off the rails when it comes to Israel stuff. Understandable though since a lot of his mother's family was lost in the Holocaust and he spent his entire childhood hearing about it.

Chemo =! antibiotics, which you specifically mentioned. But obvs I agree with your general point, but am torn on antibiotics specifically because retards overusing them makes super bugs that end up adversely affecting everyone.

Ya I was being a little facetious about antibiotics Big P, you ever heard of MRSA? That's a direct result of overprescribing antibiotics and dipshits not finishing their scrip. That's something that has a direct effect on other people's health, particularly people that are already in the...

Ya it's pretty much bullshit that I have to go pay a GP a hundred bucks to get a frickin scrip of penicillin. Or valtrex...

I wonder how the inmates treat grown men who like to read and talk about Harry Potter...

Grown ass men talking about harry potter and muggles....JFC

The dude on the left is pretty close to what I imagine Big P to actually look like. Except his buttons are probably more conservative in nature "Freedom isn't Free!", "God Bless our Snipers", etc.

After taking a selfie.

You're a fag for knowing wtf a squib or a muggle is and for making me learn wtf they are.

Jesus, if you take the "husband needs sex on the reg" comment as sexist you're an idiot. I don't know what kind of relationships you have been in, but if a couple in their twenties, without children are only having sex 3 times in 7 weeks, then there is a large problem. And that problem isn't...

Who said that? But you guys are acting like this dude walks into the bedroom at 10:30 in a loincloth, demands sex, doesn't get it, then goes and makes a spreadsheet, completely absolving the wife of any responsibility for the health of their sex life.

Women don't have to be mind readers to know that their husbands need sex on the reg.... You act like the wife has some special reward between her legs that must be quested for every day by her knight of flowers. It's supposed to be a two way street, the whole marriage thing.