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Thank God I live in a world where this existed and I was fortunate enough to know about it. What a saga.

When sitting hurts as much as standing.

Holy shit I’m excited.

I’m here to save you from you! Oh and that mob of torch wielding trannies outside.

Modern Feminists: Feminists fought and died for your right to live exactly the way I tell you to!

Welcome to the new Puritan order. Very progressive leftists. Very progressive. Also: fuck you.

Ftfy

Did she die?

Nice.

Cute little nose boop at the end.

One Charged After Ozark Boat Crash Viral Video Sadly they all died. Jk they all fine.

Please Disney Overlords buy the license and make 18 EQ trilogies so that I might grind once again! For Norrath!

That's the one. I think he rapes a chick in it. Yikes. I wouldn't rape anyone but I'd peep the fuck out of some naked chicks.

I'm 44, I work 36 hours/week (thanks 12 hour shifts!), my wife is in great shape and has a banging body (she's 37 which helps) and my kids are great. I don't have anything to add but I just wanted that out there for the record. I used to commonly play DE or Iksar and in no small part I...

Doesn't sound like warts, dick cancer extremely rare but that doesn't preclude skin cancer of the dick which would also be pretty rare unless you tan your schlong frequently. Probably just moles but get them checked. Uh, pass.

My vocab used to be on point and I could recall names of actors, bands, musicians and was great at playing things like 6 degrees from Kevin Bacon. Now I probably couldn't tell you two movies he's been. Jk, A Few Good Men, Footloose, Invisible Dude (I actually can't remember the name of this one...

Hard Butterscotch Butterfinger Blizzard is the King of Blizzards and the gateway to diabetes.

Spore 2 Elite Turbo Edition: The Get Hype Sequel

I had a patient today and I swear to God it crossed my mind at least 3 times that he was an energy vampire. Fucking awful. This show is great though.

Divorce your family.

Anyone that names their kid after a pop culture icon is fucking retarded regardless. I’m looking at you Adolph Elsa Muhammad.

GoT bigger but Lost started off with something like 15 million viewers in the first season and then petered out. GoT ended with 17 million, so I feel like it got bigger with time where Lost got smaller with time. I’d say GoT more significant but Lost was up there.

Sansa: He doesn’t want it. Bran:

I think Daenerys was having flashbacks when she touched the hilt on the iron throne.

Would have been better if she had gone and out and buttfucked Big Red the Giant Suckler with Jaime's metal hand after he made her a knight.

The internet: "You've ruined my life, thanks HBO."

I fucking called it? I mean I knew Jon was gonna have to kill that bitch. But Bran? Uh, thanks for the heads up kiddo! What a fucking dick.

I had to get an IV for a procedure and the anesthesiologist poked me 3 times and ended up doing a cephalic placement (despite me having great vascularity but whatev). But the trigger part is I could feel myself going vagal and I told them, please lay me down and get my feet up or I'm going to...

I don’t remember my review and I’m too lazy to look it up but I remember saying something along the lines of, it’s terrible but that makes it worth watching. It’s so unintentionally funny but delightfully so. The whole movie makes no goddamn sense.

BB canceling GCU was dumbest thing they ever did. The amount of games I bought because it was a good deal with the GCU vs now without GCU is like 10 to 1.

My bad. I really do think Jon gonna kill her though. No way Arya gets two raid level kills back to back.

If you’re talking to me, eat a dick. It’s plain as fucking day and thanks for confirming it asshole. If you’re not, my bad.

Jon Snow witnessed it too. He’s gonna kill that bitch.

I said something very similar to my wife while watching. She snapped way too conveniently and to serve what purpose? She's always used her punishment in a calculated manner, not for the sake of blood. And why? Missandei? Pfft, drakaris please.

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Bacterial vaginosis - disruption of vaginal flora. Sometimes occurs after taking antibiotics but may be result of new partners, or frequent intercourse (aka honeymooners syndrome). Usually requires antibiotics. Trichomonas - smells fishy. This is an STD. Also requires antibiotics. Intertrigo -...