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Yeah, they never get over that shit either. You can pretty much beat them to death and they"ll never come up with a reason why they do shit they do. They"re just dumbfucks like that.

I"m not being an idiot, I"m being a realist. But whatever, I won"t be eating on that table.

Oh, you only have sex in the bedroom? Sorry to break it to you, that"s like the first thing you do when you get a new house. I guarantee that"s some well worn furniture.

/nod Best of luck to ya man, no matter what goes down.

Aww man. You know there was somefilthysex on that stuff

Well, I think mostly you just need to know how you can deal with the other person thru shitty times, and let me tell ya, shitty times still come around after you"ve been together for over a decade too. By shitty times I mean you"re both outta real work, one of you is throwing boxes for UPS...

You know who you"re talking to, right?

Well, that is the trick.

Wilma Flintstone? Peggy Bundy? You certainly did not watch the same TV I did growing up.

I wonder how many people have a stigma towards their own name? I fucking hate mine, with a passion. Have since about first grade. Doesn"t help that I"ve met about 2 people in my life with it, doesn"t help that I only know of less than a handful, and doesn"t help that it sounds/rhymes with other...

I"m pretty sure he"s not looking at this as relationship material, more as a "Hey, if she is giving it out, I might as well get in line"

There"s a narrow line to walk, Brad. It"s okay to hate your dad(s), to be resentful for the shit they pulled, and to hold grudges as long as it"s necessary for you to come to grips with the reality of the situation. However, you"ve got a boy now. You need to ask yourself if you want your...

You work at a gay massage parlor? Aside from that, a job isn"t really "day to day" activities. It can be, but they mean like grocery shopping, getting your hair cut, etc. You don"t wanna date chicks you work with anyway, bad times there.

It"s a bad idea. Stay away from it. With the way the market is right now, you can get something decent for a reasonable price. Why throw several (hundred) thousand dollars into something that youmighteventually get back when you can buy something that will definitely accrue in value? Really...

Roof will eat a solid chunk of that. At least half, depending on how many mexicans you need to do it.

Well, now we"ve got your once last year, and we got my 6 times, we should be good to go on the accurate statistical sample, now, shouldn"t we puddin pop?

Wow, decent chunk of uninformed anal hate in this thread since I"ve been away. Wife and I have done it maybe a half dozen times in the last year and a half or so...never once had any kind of shit smells/residue/issues on my dick. Do I shower afterwards? Sure, why the fuck wouldn"t you? But to...

You fucked her friend, didn"t you?

How did you forget that part?

Nope, ditched that one. Wasn"t feeling it.

Truths. I had a few month tryst with a pastor"s daughter. It rolled out just about the same way. It"s even better when they bust out the "I"ve never moved this fast with anyone before" line on ya. Really makes you feel special

Not as annoying as your pants. Zing!

Yeah, there"s either that, or buying em. They got a full size bigger with the first kid, right now we"re debating which method is cheaper

Hey, that"s low. I"m not even dogpiling you here. I"m usually on your side, but I seem to get ignored, so I stopped patting you on the back for shit. And I"ll have you know that my wife is way outta my league. She"ll be making 6 figures by the time she"s 40, and I won"t have to work my...

I told ya it"d go off without a hitch, more or less. I swear they say that shit just to make you sweat and fucking worry about it like it"s the most important thing to ever happen in the history of humanity, when in reality, hundreds of people with much worse financial situations than you get a...

The pill is still more effective than condoms though, last I checked. The only difference is that you have no control over one of them.

Even then, doesn"t matter. Straight guys who don"t fuck other dudes, don"t fuck hookers, and don"t share needles don"t get aids. If you"re not doing any of that shit, you"re not even a risk group. Now, that"s not to say that there ain"t other shit you can"t catch, but you pretty much ain"t...

Are you referring to asking her if she"s okay with the situation multiple times? If you are, that"s not needy behavior. That"s giving a shit and cracking the other person"s shell. When my wife gets pissed off, she"s never going to tell me the first time, and I understand that, because there"s...

Holy sweet mother of fuck. That thing built on a gold mine or something?

Maybe it"s more like "Hey guys, is she hot enough to be worth putting up with this bullshit for?" And we all said "Nah."

Well, couple of possibilities. Her plan is either to distance herself from the relationship, in the hopes that it won"t hurt so much when the day comes, or she"s doing this as the beginning of the end. In fact, one could lead into the other. Best case scenario is she"s just in a funk and will...

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Well, 500 bucks off your closing costs is pretty minor in the grand scheme of things. CC"s are like 3-4% of your home loan. I didn"t really shop around, mostly because my wife"s uncle was our realtor, he told us to go to a specific bank, and I did. I talked to the guy for an hour or so, got the...

Me? Oh yeah, I"m a complete jackass. Everyone will tell you that. It"s what I do. I"m a dick to everyone and everything, and smug beyond reproach. Why waste my time? I dunno, I guess it"s because I"ve been through most of the shit these guys haven"t, and there"s always that "older brother"...

Then I"d sure like to know how it managed this. Everything around me is about right, but my house? Oh yeah, $417k baby. It said that right up until the purchase information got added. Oh, and the last time the house was sold was in 2006 for 310k.

And yet after 10 years of dealing with the same one, I understand women much better than many of the people in this thread. Go fucking figure, huh? You guys have developed a self help thread to help you decode the female mind. I walk upstairs and ask, and 90% of the time, I get the right...

I know you and I don"t see eye to eye most of the time, and you"re a colossal douchebag for the most part, but that was goddamned funny. What you fail to grasp is that you are now "Other posters." Think about it dude. If you were reading your posts with someone else"s name to the left, what...

You can know what you"re talking about all you fucking want, but when you"re IN the relationship, you absolutely cannot have the same objectivity if it was your friend. If Eomer posted the same shit you have over the last few weeks, you"d be riding him hard, and don"t even say you wouldn"t...

Dude, you"ve been talking about this for weeks now. What"s worse, is that you"ve been talking to US about it for weeks now. Yet, you"re still convinced that there"s nothing going on, and are willing to give her the benefit of the doubt on the situation. Yet, if you were willing to give her the...

No, I paid cash for the insurance. When you buy a house, they nickel and dime you to death on everything. Loan origination fee? 1%. Filing fee? Title company fee? Oh, you wanna close on a Monday? Fee for that. The end result was that I technically put 8.5kish down, but I only brought a check...