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He has a fetish for sabotaging shit before it even gets going.

Yeah, and then give them a webcam link to your ass.

Stop thinking with your dick, and think about your son. Everyone told you that a year ago, and it looks like you still haven"t learned. She"s your EX wife. She doesn"t have to put out. But YOU need to remain civil to make sure that your son doesn"t get fucked out of having a decent role model in...

My wife"s older sister had a kid in high school. Apparantly she was really bad with birth control. She got married to a different guy shortly after my wife and I did almost 10 years ago now, and the husband adopted the kid after the father turned douchebag drug addict and gave up his rights...

Not only will he be able to give him good advice, he might even know thenamesof the flowers.

Oh, I"m completely sure it goes both ways. But at least I don"t repeat myself constantly, and at least try to stay informed on current events I also make it a point of note not to discuss nerd shit with women. They don"t wanna hear about Warcraft or about the latest particle physics discovery...

It"s goddamned near fucking impossible. There are basically 2 women in my life my age...my wife, and a chick I see at work. The chick at work is racist, and that pisses me off. Her hatred for mexicans would be funny if she was a bit older, but it"s just kinda irritating in this day and age...

It"s not broken, the reason why is even in the window.

That"d be cool. If it was funny.

I have a buddy that just tells chicks that his dick isn"t small, their pussy is just huge.

Great, now we"re gonna start seeing Adderall commercials for natural male enhancement.

Also sucks when you have one of the chicks that is only capable of orgasms with penetration and you"re having an off day. Blow too soon and you"re not left with any solutions that don"t involve 35 minutes of carpal tunnel. Not that I"m complaining..it"s saved me tons of time in the last 8...

I believe it was Adam Corolla who standardized penis measurement. It"s the distance from your anus to just past the tip of the penis.