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  1. Kuro

    MTG thread

    South Park was prescient.
  2. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Hasbro Announces New Leadership for Wizards of the Coast (NASDAQ:HAS) Maybe now MTGO won't suck so many Cocks.
  3. Kuro

    WoW Vanilla Emu - Emerald Dream

    I don't really PVP, but the PVP people on Legion Alpha seem to be pretty unhappy with the prune. Took away a lot of stuff that's "irrelevant" in PVE, but very relevant in PVP for counterplay, apparently.
  4. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Looking forward to the Shadowpriest talent that kills you after 3 minutes of big dick dps. Perfect for smoke breaks.
  5. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The best part about being a shadowpriest and dying by standing in shit is that you can blame blizzard's turret-design!
  6. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Seems most folks 21 and under end up in Yu-Gi-Oh, then feed into Magic in their 20s, these days.
  7. Kuro

    OMG CALCULUS WORLD FINALS ON TWITCH W/COMMENTARY

    Enjoyed tuning in to it and seeing the scrolling TSM TSM TSM in chat.
  8. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    If they release all the classes shitty, then they can call the patch that fixes them a content patch without having to spend time or resources making any content! Wonder if Legion will only have 1 content patch, with the intention of charging for yearly expansions... except that one content...
  9. Kuro

    WoW Vanilla Emu - Emerald Dream

    Just require the current expansion license to access the Legacy Servers. Force them to buy expansions just like everyone else, and you lose no money.
  10. Kuro

    EQ Never

    The best were healers who piped RP-shit into the chat channels macro'd to their spells. Every fucking female wood-elf druid in the game.
  11. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The design theory on healers is that all healer players are masochists anyway.
  12. Kuro

    EQ Never

    Keyboard Cat was head of lore at the time.
  13. Kuro

    WoW Vanilla Emu - Emerald Dream

    "We could get upwards of 15 re-subscriptions by shutting these guys down!"
  14. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I mean, they've had a hardon for simplifying BM for a while. Too much of a gap (according to them) between shitty players and great players in that spec for the two expansions it's been around. That's part of why the bubble-scooping got replaced by improving Guard, to simplify and consolidate...
  15. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    And the crafting profs have an absolutely teeth-grinding array of slow quests you have to do to unlock patterns/upgrade patterns, so that should keep the crafter #s down at launch, which in turn drives up profitability. The tradeskills are also dependent on materials produced by other...
  16. Kuro

    MTG thread

    This was a really fun prerelease weekend. Rather surprised at the unbannings. Expected them to just nerf Eldrazi and "see how the Twin-less environment shakes out" since Eldrazi precluded doing so. Guess the unbannings are an olive branch to the enraged Modern playerbase.
  17. Kuro

    EQ Never

    Beastlord was fun, more games need melee pet classes.
  18. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Prerelease night. Retrieved my clue tokens from the boardgame shelf. Ready to durdle my way to infinite value. And get completely run over by the red/black deck that opened 5 on-color rares.
  19. Kuro

    EQ Never

    Yeah, who looks at that and thinks "this is an improvement; ship it."
  20. Kuro

    EQ Never

    I *was* amused by the "You murderhobos are responsible for destroying existence; I'd ask you to fix it, but I know that I have to offer you more shiny items to get you to undo your own fuck ups" expansion's "lore."
  21. Kuro

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Reminds me of EQ2 saying they made their graphics with future graphics cards in mind. Then future graphics cards came out and it still looked like refried ass.
  22. Kuro

    EQ Never

    I'd imagine he'd use the term "toxic" to describe Rerolled.
  23. Kuro

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    I mean, it at least tried to lure people into pressing their interrupt buttons by offering them "OMFGWTFBBQ 100% MEGADAMAGE *GUITAR RIFFS*" when you successfully broke the interrupt armor and interrupted something.
  24. Kuro

    Sacrement- Kickstarter EQesque

    Sacrament? Looks like excrement.
  25. Kuro

    EQ Never

    It's the company where changing the name of A Muffin to Muffins broke the Bard class's songs for a month. So, not very.
  26. Kuro

    EQ Never

    Ponytail's pretty lucky he got let go when he did, now he can just forever claim his project would have been a golden palace on a hill, if only those darned meddling investors had let him work his oily magic. The reason they couldn't "find the fun" was obviously due to lack of SOEmote focus.
  27. Kuro

    EQ Never

    They were hoping there was a pallet of cocaine bricks hidden somewhere in the SOE office building.
  28. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Even more highly contested, thanks to Cross Realm Zones being worse than cancer-aids.
  29. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Obvious set up for WORLDS OF WARCRAFT: IN SPAAAAAAAAACE, the sequel MMO. Blizzard will buy the EQ IP, just so you can travel to Luclin and do a poop collection quest in Vex Thal.
  30. Kuro

    Hearthstone

    N'zooth
  31. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    ARTEFAKT FISHING ROD is obviously the best part of Legion.
  32. Kuro

    MAKE WARCRAFT 4 YOU COCKLICKERS

    In Warcraft 4, the Alliance and Horde will finally bury the hatchet, and you will control an Orc or Human playing an in-game game of Stratego.
  33. Kuro

    EQ Never

    EQN FV looks like a plastic surgery job gone horribly wrong.
  34. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Naya Humans was pretty fun in INN+RtR. New Human Lord is no Mayor of KillMeNow.
  35. Kuro

    MTG thread

    270 271 Drownyard Temple R 272 273 Forsaken Sanctuary U 274 275 Foul Orchard U 276 277 Highland Lake U 278 279 Stone Quarry U 280 Warped Landscape C 281 Westvale Abbey Ormendahl, Profane PrinceR 282 Woodland Stream U There's room left for a rare land cycle. Although it's up in...
  36. Kuro

    Conan Exiles

    Will there be frontal nudity. This is core to the Conan MMO concept.
  37. Kuro

    Black Desert

    Just got a guest pass thing for this game and fired it up. Do the little sub-servers in server select mean anything, or are they just instances that collapse and spawn as player #s change?
  38. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    To receive the Ring shipyard missions, you must have it unlocked. You don't need to actually use it, just have it available at the vendor.
  39. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Do you have the Ghostly Spyglass ship item unlocked?
  40. Kuro

    EQ Never

    Yeah, HexTCG's "wait three years for core advertised gameplay to be implemented but please buy expansions while you wait plsplspls" pretty much guaranteed I'm never giving money to a company before they've got a finished product again.