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So this one has more/earlier fast travel than DS1? (Which AFAIK only unlocks late in the game?)

Groot can has buttsecks?

It seems like Grandmaster is a key turning point that just turns difficulty on its head. WAY too much instant power gain.

I typically find Kate Mara hot as fuck, but I will say that picture isn't doing her any favors. Not sure what it is... probably the ridiculous hair.

I'd say despite a lot of useless back and forth "D3 SUCKS!" "NO IT DOESN'T!", it's worthwhile to at least plead to some of you guys not to buy the game, or at least wait awhile before purchasing it, as either/both of those options will speak to the executives in charge. Especially the latter. I...

And/or none of the people who would have seen it early/at all in the theaters knew it existed, like me.

But she can't.

There definitely is a connection between constant high protein intake and kidney issues.

Well speaking personally, this will be the first Blizzard game/expac that I don't ever buy. Legacy of the Void will be number two. They've slowly lost me as a loyal customer. I first waited ~3 months to get Mists of Pandaland, and only played that for a month or two, and won't ever go back to...

Haha whatever, I always thought that was hilariously awesome about Thor. Meowmeow rules!

Yeah just like how Heimdall is the blackest of the Norse gods. Norse mythology!

LOL! That "MEGA MAN, MEGA MAN!!" video is fucking hysterical. And very correct. I wish he'd have done more, he was one of the few entertaining-yet-not-annoying video guys I've watched a vid from.

It's frame, not muscle mass. Her frame is skinny as shit, she can never attain anything even close to what WW should look like. For instance, imagine that blond chick on Game of Thrones, the gargantuan one. You can't tell me that Gal Gadot could ever attain anything near the size that blond...

I'd +nets your friend if they hadn't taken them away.

Good post, but something to note is Complex != Complicated. You used Complex throughout the post, but several times you really meant Complicated. edit- I say good post, but this shouldn't be construed as me having read the whole thing. I read the first couple of paragraphs and gave up. In...

Well, for what it's intending to be, adding tech doesn't make much sense. A village of 100-200 people isn't going to be making any tech advances on their own, realistically. He was clearly just going for a realistic-ish survival simulation for an entire village, which is something that the...

Yes, that highly restrictive level-locked rune system was one of my biggest complaints, severely reducing the fun of re-playing low level characters, something that I normally enjoy quite a bit.

Even with that, Tuco, she just doesn't have the fucking frame for it. She can NEVER look like Wonder Woman is supposed to look, period.

Deadman's grip for the lose.

I would say there's something definitely wrong with magic crits, or at least lightning crits. My CL hits for ~250 at best on a non crit, but I've seen 950 crits, and that just doesn't add up.

Yeah I was having fun with this game until I realized the game modes really interfere with the fun. What the fuck is wrong with good old fashioned deathmatch killing? Why does everything need a fucking WoW PvP objective? CHRIST.

That works great if there's enough parking to facilitate everyone. I know from experience of living in a place with shit-ass parking such that I regularly had to park 5 buildings away, that it just isn't that easy sometimes. Perhaps these fuckheads who took your space have the same experience as...

A properly done deadlift will use pretty much every muscle in your body. But plenty (read: most) people do them improperly, such as only gripping the bar hard and just letting your shoulders hang wherever they want, thus not tightening your arms, etc.

Looks pretty good. I have to say though, I cracked the fuck up when the guy mentions the skill trees. THREE SKILL TREES? HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWESOME! THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE GAMING!

Haha, there's a modern society racial parallel here somewhere...

Yes, there are tons. Kudos to you guys for being able to shrug it off, but this shit (crappy third-rate design decisions, basically) really bothers me. I just replayed Xeen a few months ago, and I can say with certainty that the number of LOL AMBUSH encounters in MMX dwarfs Xeen. Xeen had...

No, I don't pirate, I have the retail version. You must just have a higher tolerance for this kind of bullshit. It is pervasive, and unnecessary, to the point that when it finally made sense to get ambushed (some ghosts in Lost City fly through the walls on either side of you, pincering you...

Yeah there were a couple, where it made sense. This, on the other hand, is every other fucking encounter. I just got my ass handed to me outside Crag when I stepped into a small pass, and on either side of me (in areas I had already explored), no fewer than 10 total monsters spawned and...

So, easily my least favorite thing about this silly game is the LOL AMBUSH style of monster encounters. Seriously, fuck that shit in its ass, it is so NOT Might and Magic.

Wow, this looks hysterical. Awesome. "Your dick's out."

Like Good Luck Chuck? No-More-Johns Johnny?

So how do you hit 40 in one playthrough if 32 is tough to do? Is that cheevo pre-planned for post-endgame DLC type shit?

No, offense to Human Torch being black. I think you missed the comma.

Could very well be the kill shot, since my Crusader is the one lagging way behind, and he pretty much spends most battles sucking ass just getting blocked all the time. Worthless POS. The block mechanics for this game really SEVERELY punish a balanced party. I have Crusader, Scout, Druid...

Fuck you, diversity, right in your multi-colored transexual ass.

It's the typical builder game IAP, I don't get it. As much as I hate EA, that game is NOT something to bitch about, it is exactly in line with what a freemobilebuilder game should be.

Is there anywhere in your char sheet or anything that will tell you how many attacks per round you have?

Yeah this game is pretty sweet. I dig the unlock/upgrade progression system. Only thing I would change is wtf, 3rd person? Gimme 1st please. How does Warframe compare to this?

I dunno, I haven't tried it. I realize the word malus means penalty, but I'm pretty sure they've just done it as a percentage modifier of total damage. This was based on other values I saw in the config file. We shall see! edit- yeah just checked, the "malus" for broken items on normal is .9...