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  1. Haus

    Transformers 4: Baylicious

    OK. The wife wanted to see this today so we went. Going into the theater there was a big sign on the front stating that the theater was trying to get a liquor license so they could start serving booze, I should have seen this as an foreshadowing. With that said, here's what I went in...
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    Penny Dreadful

    Just watched the finale and I agree with the general sentiment here that is wrapped up what needed to be wrapped up well (i.e. Mina.) Wonder how much Dorian we'll see next season as once he's fucked everything once what can he do for an encore? I actually liked the delicate balance between...
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    The Flash

    Just wanted it with the wife. We both think it was a very solid first episode. And as she put it "At least it's not ashamed to be a super hero show like Arrow is."
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    The Interview - Rogan and Franco attempt to assassinate Kim Jong-Un

    I'm not sure if "war criminal" is a step up or down for Franco... North Korea declares Seth Rogen and James Franco movie an act of war The A.V. Club
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    Penny Dreadful

    This is pretty much word for word my wife's review of this show so far. And notice how we completely forgot the whole "someone's killing folks and keeping organs" storyline? Yeah, I hope this is a 2 hour finale, cause it has a lot to wrap up.
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    First World Problems

    OK, Here's mine. Pull up to a place you want to grab lunch. Parking lot is pretty much packed (it's a popular local spot). Thinking about moving on to backup options and I see two people walk out and walk to their car. Great. There was a time and place in what I affectionately and...
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    Should you tip the waitress and how much thread

    Do you mean you tip less if they have bad ink? Or any ink? I can imagine tipping less for bad ink, someone has to teach them a lesson about bad and hard to reverse life choices. I have notice the new automated kiosks at some places like Chili's that autocalc a 20% tip when you pay. I...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    When you go to see your doctor and the majority of answers as to "how do we figure out this problem" involve a colonoscopy....
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    Tracy Morgan vs Wal Mart truck

    As someone who has never seen this guy as anything other than an annoying waste of stage/screen time and Oxygen....
  10. Haus

    22 Jump Street (2014)

    They even openly make a joke about it being a sequel in the trailer....
  11. Haus

    A Million ways to die in the West

    The way my wife described it sums up the movie well I think. "It's like he had a half decent stand up routine about the old west and they tried to film a movie around it" Highlights for me : 1) The amount of sheep piss humor 2) My local theater has switched over to Eisenberg hot dogs.
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    Supernatural

    OK, is it just me or did they leave the main story arc of the season unfinished? Heaven is still sealed off right? All those souls.. in limbo.. all that? As for the backdoor pilot, if you want a show about monster gangs which control Chicago throw in a Wizard and just do a real treatment...
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    Longmire

    Nice season opener. Very solid. This show is a very close second to Justified on my "things I have to watch which aren't on the major networks" list.
  14. Haus

    is it gay to fuck a FtM trannys vagina?

    You know.. if they're Female To Male... they wouldn't have one to fuck.
  15. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Well... Ordering :Panera goes to high-tech ordering Cooking :Meet : The Minimum-Wage-Crushing, Burger-Flipping Robot | Zero Hedge Delivering : Apparently there isn't a robot for taking the food on the tray and handing it to the person and calling out order numbers yet. BUt if you can make...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Pic in avatar? Who else do you think that is in mine? Although I have shaved and am regrowing the Van Dyke at the moment.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    On the topic of male teachers. I graduated from high school in 87. In the mid 80's I was going through what I could do for a career. I actually wanted to be a teacher at one point, but ahd multiple counselors at my school push me away from it as I wanted to teach grade school and they all let...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    We have a new entry on "passive aggressive shit people who are overinundulgent victimization mongers pull"... I was just notified that if you're male, you're a part of rape culture. No matter what you do, who you are, and apparently even your sexual orientation. Penis == Rape Culture!
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    Medicare Coverage Ban on Sex Change Surgery Has Been Lifted

    So if I don't identify with lowering sexual performance as I age I can get medication and surgery covered by Medicare for that now? Are they trying to put canadian pharmacies and swedish penis pump manufacturers out of business? Those bastards!
  20. Haus

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I live in a part of town where there are a lot of Latino families in both those categories. What I have noticed is that it seems the first and second generations to immigrate are the most aggressive about achieving success, starting businesses, making a good go of things. Then as the...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Actually, Latinos aren't doing too terribly, at least in terms of entrepreneurial enterprise.. Small-Business Launches Highest Among Latinos - NationalJournal.com
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Ah, here's the link I was looking for... Is There a Case for Reparations? | RealClearPolitics
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    On the original topic, I don't know if anybody has posted this because the last 35 pages of this thread are a TL'DR blur to me... but did anybody else notice the surge in discussion of "white privilege" just in time to set up for the easy solution? Apparently according to some guy in the...
  24. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    But apparently you can just do it in the pool...
  25. Haus

    How have you changed in the last decade?

    Let's see.... Been married 10 years as of next Wednesday, so there's that.... Hair's about a foot and a half longer. The Van Dyke is approaching "Duck Dynasty" territory. Fought against infertility for most of the last decade, so I've changed from someone who dreamt of having kids, to...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Here's my real take on this whole damn thread.... Why? If apparently so many already know exactly what my white/male/whatever privilege is why should I check it. It's been stated multiple times in this thread that you should not attempt to not take advantage of it (to quote Mist it...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I just wanted to drop by and let everybody know I took the time today to check my privilege, and you know what? So nobody needs to worry about me.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    We have found Fedor's natural enemy... Charles Barkley -- I Refuse to Apologize ... For Ripping Fat Women! | TMZ.com
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    Official Tucobucks farming thread - LETS CAMP AND GRIND IT OUT!

    To celebrate... we dine on a feast (At Nobu in Vegas in this case...)
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I think I ate at this guys restaurant when I was a kid...
  31. Haus

    RIP Professor.

    Actually.... Those two PLUS a slightly less notable. http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/16/wizard...-ruth-duccini/ That means they're one midget away from a raid wipe... of the lollipop guild. (*removes sunglasses to WHO playing*..) That's one hell of a single day Trifecta.
  32. Haus

    You know you're getting old when.....

    FTFY
  33. Haus

    You know you're getting old when.....

    When your favorite drug paraphernalia is the daily pill organizer for all your druge.... and none are recreational.
  34. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Fake.... until I build my next house. Unrelated : things my wife convinces me to buy...
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    Tell me the sex life you WISH you had, using a video game title.

    For lack of me trying harder.... Super Monkey Ball
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I'll go with the Pig WarPig War - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia At what point do you stop trying to be a good person, accept that fate/the universe intends you to be evil, and embrace it?
  37. Haus

    The Animated GIF Thread

    This is why he is the master of the Tao of Trannies. Since it involved Vinegar Strokes, it can be best explained by a Vinegar based story.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinegar_tasters
  38. Haus

    The Groin Injury Thead

    I've had two groin pulls from back in the day when I goaltended playing hockey. I would not wish it on anybody, and also laugh at anybody who thinks someone is a pussy for sitting out with a groin injury...
  39. Haus

    The League

    I was laughing out lout at this weeks... my wife laughed until she was crying. I need to remember to pour out half a 40 for Raffi....
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    And people wonder why the USPS has issues....