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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    makes sense. so we're seeing the 10 seconds of glory after 50 matches of people rolling away till it's over.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    what's going on there? does that power make you invincible while you channel it? what power is that?
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Conveeeeenient
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    will smith couldn't lay out chris rock? man. sad.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Hell yea. There's bosses that'll require parry. Now you can beat them
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    If you are serious about being a heavy shield bro, thst gold shield from the spear camp captain is literally like... 5th best shield. You can use it till the Capitol. You do need stamina to block a lot but just hold it up when you know an attack 8s coming while orbiting the boss. Swing when...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    We need a "retard reading tea leaves from mmo story" thread and have him do reviews of all kinds of games
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yea. To me the chore became " go get all the bell bearings "
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Virgins work too!
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Learn to parry pump. Just rapidly hit the parry button like you are playing contra when you want to parry. No timing needed. Grats on learning the most important sekiro skill.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    i wish there was a pvp mode where you took control of a monster in the area. give it glowing green eyes. so they know it's a player. but you have to use that monsters movesets and gear.
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    Tiny Tina's Wonderlands

    I hate epic because i had 3 pre-orders on steam that went into this weird limbo state for a month or two because they went 'epic exclusive' and then DLC bacame the same state. I hate exclusives in general. if something is gonna be playstation exclusive (really just console exclusive) i just...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    fine be right! but i'll stand by the statement that with poor poise. some dog will bite your ankle from the side and you'll drop your shield and the space dog shooting lasers at you will blow your nuts off. or some boss aoe will stagger low poise man and your shield can no longer carry you to gud
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    i made a troll. in game gamma was so bad i couldn't see shit (despite troll vision). i fell into a hole. couldn't figure out how to look up to get out of the tiny water pit. logged out. started another manz in an area with lots of players who gave tips. some days passed, then i played the troll...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I was big sad t hat wow didn't use that glorious engine to run a literal EQstyle game. with huge open world dungeons you camped shit in, and meaningful, incomperable loot. hard level experience. emergent game play. etc etc. instead they made a glorified quest hub mover. That coupled with the...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Yea a lot of the terms they use in endwalker are all old Greek metaphysical notions.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Next ponder why they make games. Do they hate fun?
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Science time!
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Poise helps you follow through and overpower foes. I just beat alecto for example with the shield and black rider glaive/sword dance. I would just spam the art . Eating his damage at the start but getting off four combos on him because he would stay posture broken. It also reduces stamina...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Sir kai leng was thr pinnacle of good writing and he was a story element similar to mass effect 1.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    i don't know if they are linked but i think there's at least 3 'extra terrestrial' races. i don't THINK they're part of the same ecosystem. i get the impression they origionated from seperate 'outer gods' or at least divergent purposes.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    the merchants are super interesting. and the frenzied flame lore is pretty neat. next play through i'm going to do those questlines for sure. i've been peicing together bits of it, reading a bit of reddit theory crafts. really neat stuff.
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    Witcher 4

    I liked the TV show okay. But they did cast some coloreds in place of their origional race and some uggos instead of sexy womens
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    Witcher 4

    With red hair
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I should juice them up some. I think those and the trumpet balls are hilarious
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    The little shit head tower shield assholes from the underground city?
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    That's some alagory of the cave shit with regard to most other video games
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I just found the oracle envoy ash. it sounds retarded and amazing all at once.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    That key and peele skit where hed trying to find another survivor came to mind. That guy is sylas
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    man mogwyn palace is a real shit hole. tangled up close with a bird, not a big deal, pack of dogs was nightmarish.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Even using that gross ass dragon head
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Man, those super bears in the consecrated snowfield are the least worth while things to kill in the game heh. like 9k runes for all that.
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    Hogwarts Legacy

    Git gud hufflepuff
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yea thar sewer is a real turd show
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    He is off his game today. He could have called zenos the only well written character and upped his troll game
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    They just do not throw out old work
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    right now i'm one trick pony heavy armor fatkid greatshield and giant-crusher guy. on some foes, (astel, dragons) i feel like i'd like to have a longer weapon with an overhand swipe. so i got to looking at collossal greatswords, found 2 with strength scaling that's nice...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Does the mog shackle work on him?