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And neither did anyone else...

That's some bullshit, because you fucking pay for it up front. I used mine today, so quiet bro, so quiet.

My company moved me to Atlanta beginning of November. Now I'm being transferred to Savannah. I feel like I just unpacked, now I have to pack everything back up.

That sucks, he loved those weasels.

Wait. Where the fuck do you get clear trash bags?

Twice a week? Shit, we get once a week here.

Bought a suppressor, it's currently at the range near my home. Company meeting today, I'm being relocated. I just moved here in November. Now I'll be like 300 miles away from my suppressor till my Form 4 comes back.

Well, I'm surrounded by apartment complexes. So I'm sure some dindus throw the trash over my fence. But some of it is definitely from previous tenants.

I shot a squirrel with my 22 from my back door of my rental. When I went to pick up the body, I noticed that there is just trash like all over the property out in the woods. I'll have to clean it up, cut back a lot of the undergrowth too.

Two of my utilities have online payments, but not paperless statements.

I've always liked the HoundsTooth pattern, now, I think I love it.

God damnit, I JUST bought a switch last weekend.

Shit that video was taken down fast. Was funny though

Confirmed homosexual

Probably TiteBond Plus

Does 60$ a night also include unlimited petting of your dog? If so, that's a steal

So you had to eat a giant rubber thing first? how?

It'll be pretty easy to roll it into PoE2... just this image, then you wake up on a different shoreline. Bam.

Glad your shit showed up. Amazon gave me a refund for mine.

Umm... "Too Human" part 2?

On my summoner I had a 20/20 Vaal Skeletons drop either from a prophecy or one of those "kill this many monsters" things, and was like, Welp, guess I'm using this now.

Glad to see it's not just american bicyclists that are idiots

I'm honestly most impressed by how well he skates.

Ordered a Nintendo Switch Lite pokemon edition off Amazon for my boys birthday, was supposed to show up on Thursday... then Friday. Then delayed to sometime between the 18-22nd. There have been ZERO tracking updates on USPS, just that it left a facility in Santa Clarita, and it's "on it's way to...

But without the hockey guys, Jared can't play Shoresy, which is like my favorite character in the more recent seasons

3 in the pink, 3 in the stink

Last night I had a dream that my someone got a hold of my bank info and withdrew 190 billion dollars, and my bank honored it and overdrew my account by that much. I was like what the fuck Bank, you text me if somethings fishy but you thought this was the time to honor a transaction? Needless to...

Rhyming Leash with Fleas should be a federal offense

5% of life on kill is insane

It's Siswet, that's not even the biggest thing I've seen her shove up her ass. She probably clogs the toilet daily with her massive shits.

When I moved into my new rental, I signed a 2 year lease. Replaced all the bulbs with LEDs. I love Daylight LED for whatever reason.

Just to clear things up... you workout nude in your buddies basement?

I'm old enough now that my son has more of a chance with an 18 year old than I do.

I would watch a full feature TMNT: Into the Turtleverse

Are you punching a cripple in the face?

Then.. DIY? Oh wait, you did the second time around.

What if you have a gas furnace? Asking for a friend.

https://gizmodo.com/viral-video-of-glitter-bomb-for-package-thieves-exposed-1831254130 I mean, I love the idea, but he made it out of like 4 Iphone 10s, and thieves would probably be willing to put up with glitter and fart spray for a handful of phones.

Because, i assume like last year, most if not all of the video is staged using his friends as actors.