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I would totally get a Stoat or a Weasel, whatever they're called, small ferrets.

Excel spreadsheet is too much work, I'd rather be shit with my money as long as all my bills get paid.

My ex-wife drives my old car, so it's still registered to me, and she ran a red light this past week so I received a ticket in the mail. Now I have to do paperwork to put the ticket on her license, and she has to pay for it. Other than that, I'm shit with my money, what are these simple...

No way the seat on that Sportster is comfortable.

Like 5 or 6 months ago. It was not enjoyable, I had to power through it. Either her vag, or butt, smelled terrible and I have a sensitive nose.

For me it's a form of voyeurism, I've never been pissed on.

No, but she actually replied the next day. She's just really slow in responding to texts I noticed. I have my phone on me 100% of the day, because I'm on call with patients, so I respond immediately to texts, she takes a couple hours. We still haven't been on a date yet, she's always busy...

Love watching chicks piss, but on the same note, that's an awkward conversation to start with a girlfriend.

I went to a bar and met a girl and got her number. Had a short text conversation with her, asked her to dinner, she said she'd get back to me, but hasn't yet. Totally crushed bros. Or not, whatever.

I'd totally watch that show

Not just finding this out, just had to go to places like Peterbrooke to get it before.

Thanks Denamian, looks pretty affordable as well.

Arby's new Salted Caramel and Chocolate Chip cookies are my new addiction, so good, and so bad for me. Salt and Caramel is an awesome combo.

I received a Fitbit Blaze as a gift a couple of months ago. I like it, since I haven't had a legitimate watch in close to 8 years since my cellphone can do all that. It can receive texts, but you can't respond to them. Tracks heart rate, steps, floors climbed, "calories burnes" which I'm sure is...

Can you recommend a good wireless router? I think mines about to take a dump on me. I only use it wirelessly for cell phone, tablet, and work laptop, so it would need atleast one hardwire port for my desktop.

Talking about food, my kid is a bit of a weird eater. He's 7, and one day he'll eat just bites out of everything I make for him, the next day he'll scarf down whole plates. It doesn't matter what I make, just how he's feeling that day. As far as being a parent is concerned, I love the kid, but...

I thought everyone did this?

Oh, Isn't there?

I guess I'm kind of a blank slate, as I've never played Aion, or I think any other asian mmo.

I couldn't find a thread on this, so I started one. Anyone else playing the open beta now besides me? It's available through Steam, that's how I heard about it. Right now, the beta caps you at level 25, and crafting is capped at level 2, so crafting is almost useless except to get a feel for...

I've already set aside my 60 bucks. Kirby's Adventure and both classic Zelda games? Hell yes.

When you're the only person you know that doesn't play Pokemon Go.

Almost all of my doctors have been Indian.

Please tell me this is like an ironic review of how ridiculous hipsters look? Aren't his overalls on backwards?

There are female jockeys, but most of them are young women, whereas Victor Espinoza is 44 years old, 5'2" 112lb golden god of jockeying.

I prefer female dogs just because they don't rub their dicks all over the carpet.

Oh, god, I know, right?

Oh, you mean inside out. I think everyone assumed you were putting them on ass front. My undies don't have a dick flap, just a dick pouch

Anton Yelchin died? Jesus, kid was 4 years younger than me.

Structure just rebranded to Express Men, it's been the same company forever. Most of the electronic companies were bought out over time, and ended up GameStop, /shudder.

He probably never rides it, and needs to run fresh fuel through the carb. I've met a ton of people that have bikes and ride them once or twice a year.

Yeah, fast food is a big spender for me, I need to quit eating it for multiple reasons, my health being number 1. I know I could cook at home for like 40 bucks a week, but thats only a couple meals out. Jimmy rustler is my work laptop. It has a touch screen, and I need patients to sign...

I'm about to sign a lease on a condo that's 3/2, for $1095 a month. In a good part of Jax too. Only problem is, and this is something that rustles my jimmies quite hard sometimes, is they have the small round toilets, instead of the "standard" oval toilets, like in public restrooms.

It's a sign from god Koushirou

The perfect crime, killing a dying man, lol.

I had to look up Cortisol, but it helps to metabolize fats, proteins, and carbohydrates, so would sleep deprivation help her lose weight if it did indeed raise cortisol levels? Unrelated

My boss says his money is on ex girlfriend poisoning him.

Whoever wrote it was confusing their pronouns, probably usually writes for Huffpost

I've had 2 root canals, and only 1 of them got infected, but that's because my teeth have extra roots and the doc missed one. There was a dentist here in Jacksonville that was doing unneccessary extractions and whatnot to children that were on medicare so he could charge extra. One of my...

I had my "permanent" retainer for 2 years. Find a new dentist bro. And make sure they remove all the cement as well, that shit stays on your teeth forever.