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  1. Hatorade

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    At least kiss her with passion ASAP so you don"t end up in the friend zone. She ain"t looking for a husband fuck her all ways while you can she will dump you after getting bored anyhow.
  2. Hatorade

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Thinking about it, I give blood all the time. They test for that stuff so they would of told me right? Still a crappy phone call, hey you might have the aids is a serious conversation no matter how small the chances are.
  3. Hatorade

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    OK some know the story of my ex but in short we fucked each other as virgins and over the course of our 3 year relationship she got fat, not just bigger but 250ish fat this girl would sit on the couch eating chocolate frosting right out of the tub. Anyways I get a phone call from PCRS, thinking...
  4. Hatorade

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Eomer was funny because it poked at soygen, you sir took it to creepy land.
  5. Hatorade

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I married young, 7th year anniversary was Monday I am 28 with a 4 year old daughter, we married because seemed like a good idea at the time. Than again she didn"t want a wedding so it was a small affair, some women want to be married and have it cost a massive amount of money so romance aside it...
  6. Hatorade

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Zima and fuzzy navels for ALL!
  7. Hatorade

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Make a daily list of chores, when he does them reward as appropriate when he doesnt start taking shit away. Hated it when I go for something of mine and it now belongs to the didnotdochores monster.
  8. Hatorade

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Long showers here, tell him to avoid using soap or shaving cream haha.
  9. Hatorade

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    She is 4 so no help there sorry. Also 13-16 I gave my mom hell, it went from her telling me I am doing wrong to me actually doing wrong because I was getting trouble any way. I never lied but I sure as hell didn"t tell her everything. It only got better when I realized I was the one being an...
  10. Hatorade

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Be interesting to see exactly what goes on behind the scenes but you signing up for a sausage party.
  11. Hatorade

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    First let me say I love my daughter and she is awesome, we do a ton of stuff together and can"t imagine life without her. It was planned pregnancy so we were as prepared as you can be.I will also say I miss my free time and lately she has been in pushing boundaries mode AKA being a huge pain in...
  12. Hatorade

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Was about to say the same. I would just ask her out and if she says no then all problems solved.
  13. Hatorade

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Since when do the French fight for anything, just surrender your love and be done. Joking aside sounds like your mind is already made up, if you do end up together any good friend will call you a fucking asshole, get over it, and buy the next round all in the same sentence. Never was one that...
  14. Hatorade

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Every person in a relationship should read this thread. That or publish this as a book and make millions.
  15. Hatorade

    Long full disclosure

    But if two trains are leaving the station.....
  16. Hatorade

    Long full disclosure

    Are you incapable of being the bad Guy? Not on her eyes but yours? The person who is not afraid to leave has all the power, if she talks a bunch of shit and you are dead set on staying then just learn to ignore or or tell her straight up that you don"t care. Sounds like you just allow her far to...
  17. Hatorade

    Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

    Holy shit man, good to see you still alive. Nothing to add to this thread other then lets keep it rolling.
  18. Hatorade

    FOHSS consider following

    BILL BILL BILL BILL
  19. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    So the required inspection I paid for isn"t what you are talking about? Not the one by the bank the one before we go into contract they sat me down and told me what was wrong etc.
  20. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    I agree this has caused some inflation due to the urgency of have to close very soon to get that tax credit. Even my real estate agent said it is pretty crazy right now after a many slow months. I imagine with this inflation they are not going to extend the credit until the since of urgency has...
  21. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    Checked out the house tonight, she was all moved out.
  22. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    Ok so a couple things went down today that are both good and bad, the good is we closed in about an hour was smooth as can be I was told. The seller paid for a year of home warranty, she is leaving us the fridge which is only a couple years old, a brand new stove, a like new ladder, some hoses a...
  23. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    Close tomorrow, made a ton of plans with friends to help us get to painting Friday and we are just now informed she may not be moved out by then. I understand it takes time to move out of state but fuck a full two days after closing. So after going back and forth for a few hours it is agreed she...
  24. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    Very nice!
  25. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    Close in eight days, this is becoming surreal as the days get closer. I am actually going to have a house and a backyard, haven"t had that since I was 6 or so.
  26. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    While we are on the subject of house stuff anyone in Houston have a 4-6 foot indoor ladder for sale? Craigslist is failing me and I am not spending 80 bucks on a new one.
  27. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    I have no idea, I seriously doubt we will need a chandelier but pics of the fixtures would be good to know.
  28. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    Ah ok, our earnest money was like 750 just be sure you get that back if you buy. Also what is everyones average electric bill? Currently sitting at 80.00 a month in the apartment but we are very conservative with the AC and all that. I imagine it will go up but I keep hearing like 300.00...
  29. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    Anxiety is a bitch. Everything is good and we just waiting on the agreed apon closing date because the seller is moving out of state. Even with everything 100% confirmed the waiting still sucks. Also yeah bringing money to the title company before an inspection? The inspection could come back...
  30. Hatorade

    Coheed and Cambria writing about Mippo

    Fucking LOL, cool story bro indeed.
  31. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    I was had an audit done to me when I was 21 I think for my income at age 17I was doing CNA work without the certification and working at a grocery store stocking. The nursing home situation is horrible in Florida so they would hire anyone and pay them obscene amounts of money to keep them. I was...
  32. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    Dark pillars would make the difference, stones themselves look great. Don"t let me opinion effect anything though I also hate red brick houses heh.
  33. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    Looking really good man, love the multi brick on the front. Doesn"t jive with the red IMO but that is just me. Closing date is now Oct. 28th for me, so far so good.
  34. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    Yeah we don"t have the hard numbers back yet, I knew what the tax rate and every would be at one point but too much to remember. Loan after everything said and done is going to be around 92k I think, that is if we don"t put more down.
  35. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    Huh, I wonder what my monthly will be with a 94k home but we also putting money down to get rid of that PMI faster. Just waiting on the numbers, one more week for under-writing.
  36. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    We just locked in at 5% even for Houston market, it has been hovering at 5.3-5.5% for a while so 5 even feels good enough.
  37. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    696 a month +taxes etc?
  38. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    No idea but it is basically one guy and he also wants to increase it to 15k up from the 8k it is now.
  39. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    Some more, mainly of living room still to get a better look at how kitchen ties in and the last one is the pantry. Will keep the painting pics in the home improvement thread once we get that going. Rest of the pics are just boring bedrooms and bathrooms.
  40. Hatorade

    Home buying thread

    Haha yeah she a nice old lady that like the cross I guess, no idea what I am going to do with that corner. Thinking maybe expanded the shelving out and over connecting to the fireplace area and fill it with family pictures or something.