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  1. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    I say dolphinfish because it horrifies some people.
  2. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    I thought the other name for mahi mahi was dolphin fish. It's got 3 names? Well if that's mahi mahi, then it is good and I don't even care much for fish.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When you're trying to do business with somebody and you keep asking them multiple questions but they keep only answering one of them. Like I'm giving them a choice to please answer one of these questions. No dammit, if I ask where to send it, what carrier you prefer, whether I need to mark the...
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    It shouldn't be that bad. All you have to do it quarantine everyone involved for 3 days before the game and test them the day before the game. Anyone who doesn't come back clean doesn't get into the stadium. If the testing is an issue, then they all have to be quarantined for the duration of...
  5. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    Is that all? I remember years ago reading it was a million when he sued someone for using it. They said he was the man with the million dollar holler.
  6. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    I guess I'm going to be the only one to say it. How important is the test to you? If you need it for peace of mind, then lie and say they're symptomatic or that they've been out of the country. No one will ask for proof.
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    Do you know first hand anyone who has been proven to test positive for Covid-19?

    The fuck? 12 thousand people that you know personally is not a large number? I can't even name 12 thousand people that I know of (Trump and other celebs would have to be on my list to even get close), yet you personally know that many. Lets put an end to the bullshit. Since it's "not a large...
  8. Hoss

    Do you know first hand anyone who has been proven to test positive for Covid-19?

    Good question. I have another group of concerned Karen's that I keep up with just to keep my finger on the pulse of the hysteria. Someone started linking plandemic to them and they predictably chimped out. One of them made the statement that "every one of us knows someone fighting covid". It...
  9. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Holy shit. The pats missed the playoffs at 11-5? I guess I didn't give enough of a fuck back then to notice.
  10. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    I don't know what the fuck you guys are buying from amazon, but it's rare that I get garbage or a knock off that I didn't know was a knock off. Maybe it's because I've got prime and they give prime members the good stuff? That's gotta be it because the only other possibility is that I'm that...
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I don't quite understand this chart. At first I thought it was listing all the Superbowl losers who had losing records the next year. But then I saw the 2007 pats who went 11-5 the next year and the 2018 rams who went 9-7. Got a list for Superbowl winners who sucked the following year?
  12. Hoss

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    First day on the internet?
  13. Hoss

    The Office

    What's the US remake of Dr Who?
  14. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    yeah the face
  15. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    If you were thinking of starting a business, now's the time to move on it. When we get back to working, there will be lots of voids to be filled.
  16. Hoss

    Theater Chain Death Watch? Chapter 11s inc

    You should have photobombed his bootleg. If you MST3k'd it up properly it might have been the only version of the movie worth watching.
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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I never heard that one. We weren't allowed to say the name of that group because most of the rednecks at my school thought NWA was the Northwest Wrasslin Alliance, and if you told them what the N really meant .... well it didn't matter who you were, you couldn't do that.
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    Dallas

    Can I shoot the golfballs out of the air? There's gotta be a name for that. Redneck golf?
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    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    He calls it Tiger King Park now? LOL. The last thing I heard from them Jeffery had scrubbed all traces of joe from the park and wouldn't let anyone even say his name. Of course, I also heard that he was about to sell the park to carole fucking baskins.
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    Theater Chain Death Watch? Chapter 11s inc

    some people are just more sensitive than others. My wife has had a bad time in theaters because of other people 10x more often than me. Only thing that's ever bothered me was a fat sweaty dude sitting in the seat next to me. We can't have 2 of us trying to share an armrest. But part of it...
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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I'm not sure Ice T was ever not a sellout. Couldn't figure out why people thought he was a thug other than being typecast.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Holy shit there's lots of 'penile health creams'. If they weren't so expensive, I'd buy a bunch and just leave them in various rooms on the platform for laughs. Course, with everyone working 6 week shifts right now, they might disappear disturbingly quick.
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    Dallas

    I'm game if I'm not overseas or in a state mandated quarantine from having just been overseas. If I need to go somewhere within 2 weeks of getting home, I think I will wait a few days then just go get another covid test. Course, I won't tell the company ... I was not reading this thread so I...
  24. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I have to apologize. I said hydrate in that post but I meant moisturize. I'm pretty sure those are basically the same thing but they have different connotations.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I'm not dehydrated dipshit. I said my skin was dry. Thats 2 different things. I drink nearly a gallon of water a day. But I've found a weird side effect of lotion. It's making my hands more sensitive. Any of you Bros noticed that with your jerkoff cream? I've never been a lotion wanker but I...
  26. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Better than the chargers. Also better than the Seahawks color rush. Other than the shades being too bright they're not bad.
  27. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    stay away from me coughy mccougherson. I have a gun and I aint afraid to use it!
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Why isn't water the ultimate hydrator? It's right there in the name. When you hands are dry and cracked, you need to hydrate. But dunking them in water doesn't help. If anything it might hurt. You need lotion.
  29. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Unless we can make it political and trick libtards into requesting the medicine that is poison. Then we're all saved.
  30. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    I was totally about to ask about that. Were you a precog before the plague or is that a new development?
  31. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Is HCQ/Zpack still supposed to be a good treatment? I keep seeing stories that studies are showing it's no good. But the thing is, every story has to call it the "Trump" treatment which makes me question the motives of the people involved. Link me some studies to counter these sheeple if it's...
  32. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    So are you the first confirmed case of a board member getting it? What did they treat you with? Were you hospitalized?
  33. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Lets hope it's flashbacks I guess.
  34. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Ratings ***
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Get slapped down, add more asterisks. The cheatriot way.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I've always had good luck with getting help from Home Depot and Loews. But it was floor walkers, not cashiers. That might be the difference. Seems like most of the floor walkers are former contractors who retired after 30 years or something (when I take time to get to know them). I think...
  37. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Bro I'm not even sure what you're looking at there. Are you looking at the "select local ratings' for Boston? That's the only stat where you can make a case they they were tops. OK great, they do really well in their home market most of the time. Whoop de doo. 3 times last season they...
  38. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    So stop playing coy and tell us who you were talking about. What year? Highest rated game of all time was Dallas Vs Washington in 2016. Who was #12 in that game? In 2018 it was Dallas vs Washington. Who was #12 in that game? In 2019 it was Dallas vs Buffalo. Who was #12 in that game...
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    You didn't say last year. I don't see an asterisk (like the ones next to most of the patriots superbowl wins)
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Roger Staubach?