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you gotta make noises too. Grunting. Heavy breathing. "IT BURNS"

I thought that was Commander Riker at first.

What I did was visit the store in the terminal and buy liquor there. Then put it in my carry on and lie when they asked if I had any liquids. It's not like they have another xray machine. On the off chance that they do an actual bag search (I saw it once in about a dozen flights) I was...

They're not? I thought the underbite was developed to help them control bulls. Pic unrelated

Got new electrical service on a property last year. I was told it might be a few months before I got my first bill so I didn't worry about it for a while. I finally got nervous about it and called them and got the amount from the phone robot and sent the check. Unbeknownst to me, the address...

You say that ... and yet the cops can't find them. So either you are wrong or mom was lying. Or maybe the teacher fucks the cops too and they're not finding them on purpose. Besides, I'm pretty sure the records from the carrier don't actually save the contents of any messages. Just that a...

Sounds like it takes people who are not smart enough to erase incriminating messages and photos.