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That was the XFL. The last iteration of the USFL had Quite a few. Yeah I know, this version isn't competing for the college stars like the last one was.

I assumed he was dead with how everyone is doing his schtick these days.

If they did this for 25 minutes I think a lot of people would have loved it.

Did she shout WORLD STAR!!!!? This behaviour aint new.

My advice is to go cut his grass for him. If he's a 1%er, you definitely want him to think of you as a good guy. And what will it take? An hour of your time at most? When you see him again tell him "Hey I saw it looked like you were having trouble with your mower, so I handled it for ya...

It's starting to really irritate me that people post a picture of 2 people together as think it's proof that they're in cahoots on everything. I laughed it off when it was trump, clitton, and epstien. The last one was bono with someone. As if celebs don't constantly have their picture taken...

Just because you use your mouth to jack off other dudes doesn't mean that's the normal method.

UPS, FedEx, and USPS tracking. No mention on any of them where the package is going or where it came from. Do these cock suckers have any idea how many fucking packages I have in transit when I go on a buying spree? Those emails they send are worthless. On a related note, I just ordered a...

It was through the same portal God uses to watch you jerk off.

Cheer up. It was probably only bedbugs.

This is what happens when parents are afraid to spank their children. They raise little assholes! Spare the rod, spoil the child.

Pretty shitty movie. I got up to piss at one point and almost didn't restart it. But that was the part where catwoman was going into the club and it looked like it was about to get good. However, I liked pattinson as batman. It's not his fault the story was so predictable. The problem is...

Listen here punk. I was in the first generation of people to actually use a goddamn computer. I took programming in high school and after about a month the teacher was coming to me for answers. Other students inevitably started skipping her and came directly to me and she politely asked me to...

Tell them you have a weird painless knot that shows up when you're fully erect. Good move telling all the girls at work that you're gay. They obviously think of you as their gay best friend.

Well once you know that, you can play her. Oh no missus. Please don't throw me in that briar patch!

I'm not sure which side you're taking in the argument.

That's a good point. It might be better to call him ultra lucky boy.

She's not pretty enough to get that kind of leniency. I guess she's just the judge's type. I wonder if he commonly wants to see the crack whores who run through his court in his chambers.