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I had no idea those tires were so heavy. Tires and rims they can weigh as much as 1,100lbs...

His skittled pussy hurts. These chuckle fucks are hilariously stupid.

This dude better immediately go buy a lottery ticket. Jesus fucking Christ...

You woke cunts LOVE red herring arguments and cock. Faggots.

Oh, I'm aware. That's how I know I need to be careful because the dick to ass ratio is a thing. People say "more cushion for the pushin" but man... If there's too much cushion then it's not going in! I'm not Snuffleupagus.

I'd be fuuucking pissed.

He sat in his chair tapping at the keys as the annoyance swelled within him. "With all due respect" he typed in his email. Knowing the clear "fuck you" behind the meaning. "Who are you talking to?" Snapping me out of my frustration fueled email. "No one" I said slightly confused

But she can't get it to the ass! From either direction. They don't make hoops that big. Except maybe one of these...

Well,she can't get the hoop past her thigh.

Tongue not black. Fake.

At work I have adjustable tables to work with which the company provided. I also have a desk for maths and desk shit. However, the company is dragging serious ass for a work bench for my smaller jobs. What I'm currently using was actually built by a woodworker 25 years ago. It's old, it's...

Spirit Halloween isn't fucking around in New Orleans... it's July!

High critic scores means this movie is gay as fuck. Pushes THE MESSAGE and is absolutely gay. Hell, Pedro is one of the biggest closeted faggots in Hollywood. He's not even good at hiding that he loves the cock.

For the Hulkster. R.I.P

Lost another Legend. Rest in Peace. The immortal.